#NoseCandy
it TOTALLY FOR REALSIES WORKED YOU GUYS because some constable heard a scream at the site of the third murder and then didn't see anybody?

Like, calm entirely down, Frater Nosecandy, and also: if you get the invisibility after Victim 3, why stick around for 4 and 5?
September 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
All modern economic indicators are suffering from Goodharts law. We’ve had decades of neoliberal metric chasing, among other bullshit, and as a result none of the metrics matter. Inflation may as well be pegged to the purity of the Feds nosecandy stash what they bring to meetings.
September 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I've gone and dun it, Andre and Noid on tomodachi look hilarious, I am satisfied. The first thing they bonded over is their mutual interest in 'selling nosecandy'.
That is the plaaaan, they are predestined for this
March 31, 2026 at 8:05 AM
-have you got Nosecandy?
-only in the 20g packs
-sod it, just Gak then.
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
This goes out to Katja N open.spotify.com/track/1eGjD4...
Nosecandy
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January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
too much nosecandy
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I really wish journalists would force-capitalize that J, because my Louvre Museum heist-loving dyslexic ass seriously mis-read that as jewelery an embarrassing number of times clicking through, trying to figure out what "international jewelery" could possibly be a euphemism for? Fancy nosecandy?! 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nosecandy
August 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It'd have to be Old Man Pantshitter's workplace. Has little Nosecandy Junior ever in his life had anything that could be considered a "job"?
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Anybody know what will happen in today's episode of "Taco Bonespurs & Adolph Nosecandy"?
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Yes. But, you see, Lord Gove of Nosecandy is one of OUR unelected, unaccountable elites.
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Okay, Dr. Nosecandy
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
May 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Henry may also be a little too affordable and proletarian. Pretty sure the nosecandy classes don't buy them.
May 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This way he could switch off the camera to gulp down his hourly pint of whiskey and try out the nosecandy from his pal Don Jr.
April 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Focus groups led by 22yros who listen to shock jocks would be my guess. I'm still shaking my head at what could have prompted JG to make this dubious choice.
I dread to think WTF was actually in the basket.
#nosecandy
April 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nosecandy jr is too stupid to know what a self own is…
March 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
March 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yea, I hear Incelon invites Donnie Jr. over for some serious Nosecandy Crush games. 😉
March 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM