Learning that Microsoft Co-Founder Bill Gates surreptitiously dosed his (then) wife with antibiotics to cover his affairs finally allows me to understand why Windows Update does not ask for permission *before* invading my laptop to update it, nor be permanently turned off.
#NotHumor #ComputerSky

enthusiastically build Trump's concentration camps, Mullin is the guy who will eagerly gas everyone inside and hire his own company to dig the mass graves for their discarded corpses. Then he'd lie to Congress to protect the felon he ingratiated himself to.
#Politics #NotHumor #History #DHS 2/2

My local bank is doing a promotion.
They said, "Put your name on a card to win a cooler, tent and flashlight."
I said, "Do you have a random drawing for a small business loan?"
Oh, the laughter that followed!
*Sigh*
#Writing #SmallBusinessLoan #TenThousandAnyone? #NotHumor

What's up everyone 😊😊😊😊 how are you doing

I think I'm gonna draw every deltarune boss in my own style.

What do you think guys😊😊😊
#undertale #undertaleyellow #artist #art #design #fashion #classicmusic #monalisa #vangogh #deltarune #tobyfox #draw #humor #nothumor #YeahImSerious #man

For my business(es), I do a lot of shipping with the US Postal Service. I ship everything insured because I need the protection & a tracking number.
Whenever a piece of mine is lost, I file a claim.
My mail gets lost, but I've never not gotten the "denial of claim" letter they send.
#USPS #NotHumor

Got my Xfinity bill - and it was up $10 this month.

Conclusion: must be run on eggs!

#economy #priceofeggs #egginflation #humor #nothumor