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edzitron.com
This is shaping up to being one of the best eras of being online in history
November 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
jaredlholt.bsky.social
She’ll be back online in 24hrs
November 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
luwei.bsky.social
Online-exclusive signed illustration board🫶
November 8, 2026 at 11:01 AM
professormusgrave.bsky.social
If you’re online STAY ONLINE
rodger.bsky.social Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6d
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!

Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:

—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
cthompson36.bsky.social
Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. Do not publicly crash out online. 😁😁😁
November 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
tansy.bsky.social
Please play Dog Online. My friend code is E9L4W4N2. dogonline.net
My online dog, Ruglet, a level 115 wolf in a funny little jester outfit.
November 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
ruthe.de
Vermutlich kennt ihr inzwischen alle das Comedy-Nachrichtenformat FUN FACTS, das ich auch schon 2x moderieren durfte.
FUN FACTS ist jetzt für den Publikumspreis des Grimme Online Award nominiert! Stimmt gerne ab:

w1.grimme-online-award.de/goa/voting/e...
Grimme Online Award - Voting zum Publikumspreis
w1.grimme-online-award.de
November 8, 2026 at 9:15 AM
jessiegender.bsky.social
And I think I’m too online, shit
theserfstv.bsky.social The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 4d
Laura Loomer for the past 24 hours
A veritable Rosetta Stone worth of racist conspiratorial ramblings from the internet's foremost consumer of dog food on camera Laura Loomer (there's too much to type, it will never fit in 2000 characters, it's like twenty years worth of birth of a nation type shit)
November 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
altnps.bsky.social
For years, Trump’s supporters accused the resistance of being “paid protesters.” Now a Trump ally is facing allegations of being paid to push political messages online without disclosing it.
November 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
vichblen.bsky.social
slowly coming back online,,,
November 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
polphilpod.bsky.social
seemed like i shouldn't just yowl online so i wrote the editor
November 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
rodger.bsky.social
IF YOURE ONLINE, STAY ONLINE
funny-username1.bsky.social funny-username1.bsky.social @funny-username1.bsky.social · 5d
Rodger please I've been scrolling for days when does something good happen?
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
fannvevo.bsky.social
O malandro e o otario agora de encontram online
msoares.bsky.social Marcelo Soares @msoares.bsky.social · 1d
Francamente, um crime sem vítimas
November 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
jeremypeterman.bsky.social
Kristoffer Velde has gotten online. #RCTID
November 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
AOC is responding to online discourse surrounding the upcoming vote for the next Speaker of the House by trying to explain the process
November 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
leavittalone.bsky.social
Johnson is terminally online in a way other terminally online people don’t like cause it ‘s too much of a mirror
anthonymoser.com Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 1d
Knives Out: Glass Onion captures the present moment so perfectly it approaches documentary
A Black man in a science lab holds up a fax that says "AI in dogs = Discourse"
November 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
pinkmuffin.bsky.social
"I am \Grok.ai. I am online."
ABYSMAL DOGSHIT
November 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
catsuka.bsky.social
"Jet Set Radio Heroes" Pilot Film is now online.
A fan-made project by Axel Massa.
>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxdh...
November 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
vituperativeerb.bsky.social
In a he same way I think online leftists should really read the first chapter of THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO I think online reactionaries should try to read one or even two numbers of THE FEDERALIST
wheystandard.bsky.social Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine being so historically illiterate you think the founders *intentionally set up a two party system* as if Adams, Hamilton, and the most foundingist father of all the founding fathers, George Washington, weren’t very famously against political parties.
DataRepublican (s... @DataRepublican Follow The Founding Fathers were intentional in setting up a two-party system. Think about it. A multi-party system implies a deeper truth: a party rarely ever gets a majority, thus, you have to band with other parties to get stuff done. And getting stuff done almost always means more spending, more regulations, more power centralization. A two-party system implies that there's roughly one half up against another half. It assumes distrust of authority and decentralized power as a structured principle. Stand. Fight. Defend the Republic. HitmanGFX ~ @HitmanGFX44 • 49m
November 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
mcopelov.bsky.social
Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers (Or. Online).
November 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
nataschastrobl.bsky.social
Nach allem was bis jetzt bekannt ist würde es mich nicht wundern, wenn am Ende ca so ein Bild raus kommt:
Jung, männlich, Online-Radikalisierung, Anti-Feminismus als Trigger, vielleicht ein Manifest oder Online-Erklärung der Tat, Gewalt im Nahbereich, vlt gegen die Mutter.
November 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
josie.zone
I couldn't find this incredible scene from "Broad City" anywhere online, but it needs to be available, so here you are:
November 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
rainissotired.bsky.social
many love being a slut online
November 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM
cyrusafa.bsky.social
Boa, @lunazarattini.bsky.social !

Eleição online é avacalhação demais, nem nos EUA fazem essa patacoada!
November 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
jordynmarcellus.ca
they're. too. online.
November 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM