Objectively true.
🔥 👀 @jaketapper.bsky.social : “We go through this every single time Republicans control the house. You guys can’t pass legislation. You can’t govern.”
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Objectively true.
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
This is objectively hilarious.
August 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is objectively hilarious.
This is objectively false.
JD Vance lowers expectations: "I do think it's important to reiterate that not just on the border, but on a whole host of issues, President Biden has left us an absolute dumpster fire."
January 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is objectively false.
This is an objectively funny clip.
Bartiromo: "We are waiting any moment now to get the jobs number for the month of June. The expectations call for the numbers to be up 95,000. Right now seeing the number -- actually, uh, showing a decline in jobs, uh, down 33,000, uh."
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This is an objectively funny clip.
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
September 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
Republicans are objectively a disaster for the economy
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Republicans are objectively a disaster for the economy
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
TRUMP: Suspending who?
Q: Habeas corpus
TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Who” is, objectively, the funniest possible response here
I mean this is just objectively not true.
BASH: One of the concerns is that Elon Musk has billions tied up in govt contracts. You don't see a conflict of interest?
CHRIS SUNUNU: Everyone has a conflict of interest
BASH: But that's a pretty big one
SUNUNU: He's so rich he's removed from the potential financial influence
CHRIS SUNUNU: Everyone has a conflict of interest
BASH: But that's a pretty big one
SUNUNU: He's so rich he's removed from the potential financial influence
December 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I mean this is just objectively not true.
Yep, just an objectively terrible human being
March 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Yep, just an objectively terrible human being
"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.
April 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.
Objectively pro-Saddam returns
Siding with the Constitution isn't siding with Iran.
March 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Objectively pro-Saddam returns
Objectively, this is just fucking weird behavior.
Stephen Miller: "All I can say about Talarico is Texas is not going to elect an individual- I can't call him a man, who knows what gender he is- but they're not going to elect an individual, an entity, who's said the thing he loves most are trans children. He's a bizarre, totally unelectable human."
June 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Objectively, this is just fucking weird behavior.
objectively extremely funny
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
objectively extremely funny
We all agree this Netflix fight streaming experiment is objectively bad, right?
November 16, 2024 at 3:42 AM
We all agree this Netflix fight streaming experiment is objectively bad, right?
“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle
Minnesota Frost fan on the zamboni has a sign reading No ICE, no war, no kings, which was immediately taken off the big screen once it was shown on camera.
Fans continue to let out cheers, but just began booing as a team official removed it on the ice.
Fans continue to let out cheers, but just began booing as a team official removed it on the ice.
March 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle
The objectively correct answer.
August 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The objectively correct answer.
This is objectively insane
September 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
This is objectively insane
They’re fascists, objectively.
February 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They’re fascists, objectively.
Objectively hilarious
Labour Leadership Voting Intentions:
Starmer Vs Burnham:
Burnham: 61%
Starmer: 28%
Starmer Vs Miliband:
Miliband: 46%
Starmer: 39%
Starmer Vs Rayner:
Rayner: 45%
Starmer: 41%
Starmer Vs Streeting:
Starmer: 53%
Streeting: 23%
Via @labourlist.bsky.social - 1,124 Members, 13-14 May.
Starmer Vs Burnham:
Burnham: 61%
Starmer: 28%
Starmer Vs Miliband:
Miliband: 46%
Starmer: 39%
Starmer Vs Rayner:
Rayner: 45%
Starmer: 41%
Starmer Vs Streeting:
Starmer: 53%
Streeting: 23%
Via @labourlist.bsky.social - 1,124 Members, 13-14 May.
May 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Objectively hilarious
The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
Sidebar…this part was objectively funny
March 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Sidebar…this part was objectively funny
objectively true
Breaking: ABC News says senior national correspondent Terry Moran "has been suspended pending further evaluation." This since-deleted tweet is the reason for the suspension:
June 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
objectively true