we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
BREAKING: England players are reportedly permitted to use Viagra to help manage World Cup altitude conditions in Mexico City.
July 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
July 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭
*the coolest shit you've ever seen*
FIFA Ref: ...offsides
FIFA Ref: ...offsides
July 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
*the coolest shit you've ever seen*
FIFA Ref: ...offsides
FIFA Ref: ...offsides
OFFSIDES. Devastating.
AMAZING equalizer from Croatia in the final minute!!! #WorldCup
July 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
OFFSIDES. Devastating.
Multiple offsides on an XP should absolutely just be two points
September 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Multiple offsides on an XP should absolutely just be two points
Offsides on a tush push called, we are so back
September 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Offsides on a tush push called, we are so back
the most offsides anyone has ever been
September 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
the most offsides anyone has ever been
Yes it's offsides
But have you also considered that I don't want it to be offsides
But have you also considered that I don't want it to be offsides
July 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yes it's offsides
But have you also considered that I don't want it to be offsides
But have you also considered that I don't want it to be offsides
OFFSIDES IS BULLSHIT
June 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
OFFSIDES IS BULLSHIT
Listen if you’re going offsides do it big
January 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Listen if you’re going offsides do it big
The bar is now marginally gloomier, and I have learned the Spanish word for “offsides” which is “offsides.”
July 14, 2026 at 8:25 PM
The bar is now marginally gloomier, and I have learned the Spanish word for “offsides” which is “offsides.”
I still haven’t fully mastered the offsides rule but the drama of the World Cup is irresistible
July 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I still haven’t fully mastered the offsides rule but the drama of the World Cup is irresistible
Kane scores. Offsides flag! No goal!
July 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Kane scores. Offsides flag! No goal!
wow -- Maria Bartiromo seems to be legit upset about the killing of Alex Pretti. It's very rare for her to be offsides with the Trump administration.
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
wow -- Maria Bartiromo seems to be legit upset about the killing of Alex Pretti. It's very rare for her to be offsides with the Trump administration.
Truest words ever written.
June 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Truest words ever written.
Clemson had third-and-21
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Clemson throws incomplete on third-and-6.
Brilliant defensive design from the Panthers.
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Clemson throws incomplete on third-and-6.
Brilliant defensive design from the Panthers.
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Clemson had third-and-21
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Clemson throws incomplete on third-and-6.
Brilliant defensive design from the Panthers.
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Pitt penalty, offsides
Clemson throws incomplete on third-and-6.
Brilliant defensive design from the Panthers.
Miami just got the biggest goddamn offsides I’ve ever seen
December 1, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Miami just got the biggest goddamn offsides I’ve ever seen
Offsides should not apply to any ball played from within the penalty box.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Offsides should not apply to any ball played from within the penalty box.
Still no offsides on GB… ridiculous.
December 30, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Still no offsides on GB… ridiculous.
Chiefs lining up offsides on every play
February 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Chiefs lining up offsides on every play
Wanting a fair playing field that isn't rigged for the ultra rich is a message that appeals to everyone, explains Pablo Torre (@pablo.show)
Full Offsides chat with @jenrubin.bsky.social & Pablo is up now: contrarian.substack.com/p/offsides-w...
Full Offsides chat with @jenrubin.bsky.social & Pablo is up now: contrarian.substack.com/p/offsides-w...
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wanting a fair playing field that isn't rigged for the ultra rich is a message that appeals to everyone, explains Pablo Torre (@pablo.show)
Full Offsides chat with @jenrubin.bsky.social & Pablo is up now: contrarian.substack.com/p/offsides-w...
Full Offsides chat with @jenrubin.bsky.social & Pablo is up now: contrarian.substack.com/p/offsides-w...
bessent trying to do on-air retail politics is like watching me trying to explain offsides to my cat
what an absolutely baffling response
Bessent: "Here at the Treasury, I had $168 billion of tariff revenues that we're gonna have to refund. So when the Democrats scream, "Oh, the refunds should go back to the American people!', well, the American people had it, it was in the Treasury and it was paying down the debt."
August 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
bessent trying to do on-air retail politics is like watching me trying to explain offsides to my cat