#One-liners
Some of Logan Roy’s best one-liners from the utterly brilliant

SUCCESSION (2018-2023)
November 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
"We're all immigrants now, man."

This movie has so many priceless one-liners.

#FrightClub #Wristcutters
November 10, 2026 at 3:22 AM
This is one of my favourite one liners in the series
November 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Godzilla has entered the MCU and is reportedly already issuing snappy one-liners
November 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Top 3 des One liners
November 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
"i'd like to open up that hood and see how the bologna gets made" is one of the horniest one liners i've ever heard
November 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This whole exchange = one-liners I wish I'd thought of first. 😅
November 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Massie tosses these one liners...then disappears for a few weeks.

He's going to ruin Trump's life in two weeks...

Right after trump announces his healthcare plan, Massie *might* do something.
November 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
tom please stay with our dumb joke driver
November 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Oh man, JP has one-liners Wentz comedy for days going on tn
Carson Wentz couldn't hit water if he was swimming in the Atlantic
November 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I love that his speech outside of reading the articles of impeachment have resulted in searing one liners to use as clips for the whole week.
Massie: "I do have a message to the troops. This secretary has used our troops to go seize oil for large corporations. You shouldn't be used like that. You signed up to pledge your life for this country if need be, and that obligation shouldn't be diminished to stealing oil for big corporations."
November 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I imagine her being like Spider-Man annoying the villains with quips and one liners. XD
November 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Oh yes....some of the one liners are legendary
November 10, 2026 at 8:28 AM
You got cool science shit, proving/disproving rumors and tales, wacky nonsense, the most delightful narrator, insanely memorable one-liners, crazy machines, genuinely incredible feats of engineering (lead balloon is still awe-inspiring), oh and of course GIANT FUCKING EXPLOSIONS
November 10, 2026 at 12:32 PM
“Give me your face” also comes to mind in bizarro Prime’s repertoire of needlessly sadistic one-liners
November 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Scat

Gore

Vore

Death

Extreme Hyper

One Liners

Diapers

Smegma

Vomit
November 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Dunno how applicable this will be in comparison, but if it's anything like how Dropkickd's app launch went it'll mean a x1000 uptick in unfunny one-liners and meme pics on every new game drop.
November 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s very “of the times”, but the writing and one-liners are so funny.
November 8, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Verstappen team radio after his steering issues yesterday: "You want to know something funny?"

Engineer: "Go on..."

Verstappen: "The steering wheel is now heavy to the right..."

Engineer: "Wonderful. Your one-liners were better yesterday."

Verstappen: "The day is still young!" #F1 #SaoPauloGP
November 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Probably because one of the main one-liners after the historic and frankly embarrassing defeat from the 2024 "Joy" campaign was "If We Elected Harris, We'd Be At Brunch"
November 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Muslim one-liners are the worst. Or as I like to call them, Islamic pundamentalists.
November 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I've had to turn stuff off because it was so obvious their script had been run through AI and contained a constant stream of the cringe one liners
November 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Had the misfortune of seeing him in Dublin years ago. He did about 20 minutes of him literally reading out one liners from a lectern. How this man has a career is baffling to me
November 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Dude chugs the hatorade every time he makes and entrance, and his one liners are killer.
November 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Which is to say that there was never a time when George Carlin delivered lazy edgy one-liners he thought up on the spot like Chappelle does constantly. in his 70s Carlin would do an entire hour-long set about the same overarching themes & topics
November 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM