It’s Spooky Season. Time for a 2-line horror story:
When he opened Slack to grab the onboarding guide for the new hire.
A grey box blinked back: "Message history hidden on free tier."
Slack is a chat app, not a knowledge base.
Build lasting playbooks: https://howsembly.com
#twoLineHorror #OpsLife
When he opened Slack to grab the onboarding guide for the new hire.
A grey box blinked back: "Message history hidden on free tier."
Slack is a chat app, not a knowledge base.
Build lasting playbooks: https://howsembly.com
#twoLineHorror #OpsLife
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September 29, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It’s Spooky Season. Time for a 2-line horror story:
When he opened Slack to grab the onboarding guide for the new hire.
A grey box blinked back: "Message history hidden on free tier."
Slack is a chat app, not a knowledge base.
Build lasting playbooks: https://howsembly.com
#twoLineHorror #OpsLife
When he opened Slack to grab the onboarding guide for the new hire.
A grey box blinked back: "Message history hidden on free tier."
Slack is a chat app, not a knowledge base.
Build lasting playbooks: https://howsembly.com
#twoLineHorror #OpsLife
Midnight deploys are like Russian roulette with your uptime. You push to prod, pray the monitor doesn’t scream, and the only thing louder than the alarms is your own heart pounding. 🍻💀 Fuck it, roll the dice again. #OpsLife
September 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Midnight deploys are like Russian roulette with your uptime. You push to prod, pray the monitor doesn’t scream, and the only thing louder than the alarms is your own heart pounding. 🍻💀 Fuck it, roll the dice again. #OpsLife
There goes my weekend...
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#DevLife #FridayDeploy #CodingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #OpsLife
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#DevLife #FridayDeploy #CodingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #OpsLife
September 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
There goes my weekend...
🚀 Follow for your daily dose of developer jokes!
#DevLife #FridayDeploy #CodingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #OpsLife
🚀 Follow for your daily dose of developer jokes!
#DevLife #FridayDeploy #CodingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #OpsLife
Deploys at 3 am are the universe’s way of testing how much caffeine your bloodstream can handle before you start seeing error codes in your dreams. ☕️💥 If the logs start looking like hieroglyphics, just smile and blame the night‑owls. #opslife 🦉🚀
August 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Deploys at 3 am are the universe’s way of testing how much caffeine your bloodstream can handle before you start seeing error codes in your dreams. ☕️💥 If the logs start looking like hieroglyphics, just smile and blame the night‑owls. #opslife 🦉🚀
🔍 Tech Tip Thursday
If you inherit a server, do this first:
- List running services
- Identify owners (or admit there aren’t any)
- Document before touching anything
Future you will be grateful.
#techtipthursday #linux #sysadmin #opslife
If you inherit a server, do this first:
- List running services
- Identify owners (or admit there aren’t any)
- Document before touching anything
Future you will be grateful.
#techtipthursday #linux #sysadmin #opslife
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
🔍 Tech Tip Thursday
If you inherit a server, do this first:
- List running services
- Identify owners (or admit there aren’t any)
- Document before touching anything
Future you will be grateful.
#techtipthursday #linux #sysadmin #opslife
If you inherit a server, do this first:
- List running services
- Identify owners (or admit there aren’t any)
- Document before touching anything
Future you will be grateful.
#techtipthursday #linux #sysadmin #opslife
Constantly typing out the same vendor follow-up emails?
With Slashit App Snippets, you save once → reuse forever.
No more copy-paste. No more rewrites. Just one shortcut.
Try Slashit free → www.slashit.app
#Productivity #OpsLife #BusinessTools #slashitapp
With Slashit App Snippets, you save once → reuse forever.
No more copy-paste. No more rewrites. Just one shortcut.
Try Slashit free → www.slashit.app
#Productivity #OpsLife #BusinessTools #slashitapp
August 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Constantly typing out the same vendor follow-up emails?
With Slashit App Snippets, you save once → reuse forever.
No more copy-paste. No more rewrites. Just one shortcut.
Try Slashit free → www.slashit.app
#Productivity #OpsLife #BusinessTools #slashitapp
With Slashit App Snippets, you save once → reuse forever.
No more copy-paste. No more rewrites. Just one shortcut.
Try Slashit free → www.slashit.app
#Productivity #OpsLife #BusinessTools #slashitapp
Ever rushed an SOP note just to "get it out"?
That’s how errors spread.
With Slashit’s Magical feature → highlight messy text, hit your hotkey, and boom: clear, structured, team-ready docs.
No more scrambling to fix SOPs last-minute.
#AIProductivity #OpsLife #slashitapp
That’s how errors spread.
With Slashit’s Magical feature → highlight messy text, hit your hotkey, and boom: clear, structured, team-ready docs.
No more scrambling to fix SOPs last-minute.
#AIProductivity #OpsLife #slashitapp
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ever rushed an SOP note just to "get it out"?
That’s how errors spread.
With Slashit’s Magical feature → highlight messy text, hit your hotkey, and boom: clear, structured, team-ready docs.
No more scrambling to fix SOPs last-minute.
#AIProductivity #OpsLife #slashitapp
That’s how errors spread.
With Slashit’s Magical feature → highlight messy text, hit your hotkey, and boom: clear, structured, team-ready docs.
No more scrambling to fix SOPs last-minute.
#AIProductivity #OpsLife #slashitapp
Writing weekly ops reports manually? Every. Single. Week?
Slashit’s Dynamic AI Templates help Business Ops Managers fill out pre-set inputs and the AI crafts a clean, fresh report for you.
Stop starting from scratch.
#OpsLife #WorkSmart #AIProductivity #slashitapp
Slashit’s Dynamic AI Templates help Business Ops Managers fill out pre-set inputs and the AI crafts a clean, fresh report for you.
Stop starting from scratch.
#OpsLife #WorkSmart #AIProductivity #slashitapp
July 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Writing weekly ops reports manually? Every. Single. Week?
Slashit’s Dynamic AI Templates help Business Ops Managers fill out pre-set inputs and the AI crafts a clean, fresh report for you.
Stop starting from scratch.
#OpsLife #WorkSmart #AIProductivity #slashitapp
Slashit’s Dynamic AI Templates help Business Ops Managers fill out pre-set inputs and the AI crafts a clean, fresh report for you.
Stop starting from scratch.
#OpsLife #WorkSmart #AIProductivity #slashitapp
Stages of printer/network troubleshooting:
1. This should work
2. Why doesn't this work?
3. Oh, I see the problem
4. How did this ever work in the first place?
#OpsLife
1. This should work
2. Why doesn't this work?
3. Oh, I see the problem
4. How did this ever work in the first place?
#OpsLife
July 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stages of printer/network troubleshooting:
1. This should work
2. Why doesn't this work?
3. Oh, I see the problem
4. How did this ever work in the first place?
#OpsLife
1. This should work
2. Why doesn't this work?
3. Oh, I see the problem
4. How did this ever work in the first place?
#OpsLife
Checked on that #monitoringlove shirt. Only 9 sold out of 50?! Come on, #opslife folks; you know you want one... http://teespring.com/monitoringlove
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November 22, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Checked on that #monitoringlove shirt. Only 9 sold out of 50?! Come on, #opslife folks; you know you want one... http://teespring.com/monitoringlove
Saturday night #opslife: dogfooding <a href="http://www.dramafever.com/drama/4476/The_Joseon_Gunman/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.dramafever.com/drama/4476/The_Joseon_Gunman/ because it's a k-drama @joelaha likes. :)
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Saturday night #opslife: dogfooding <a href="http://www.dramafever.com/drama/4476/The_Joseon_Gunman/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.dramafever.com/drama/4476/The_Joseon_Gunman/ because it's a k-drama @joelaha likes. :)
#opslife valentine gift idea for co-workers: @pagerduty override so they can go out to dinner with partners. (@joelaha and I stay in today.)
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
#opslife valentine gift idea for co-workers: @pagerduty override so they can go out to dinner with partners. (@joelaha and I stay in today.)
November 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Just remembered @joelaha recorded a 6min no-slides talk on #opslife I gave for "a day in the life" with @TCGeekettes: <a href="http://bridgetkromhout.com/speaking/2015/geekettes/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bridgetkromhout.com/speaking/2015/geekettes/
Adventure, Excitement - A Jedi Craves Not These Things
Bridget Kromhout
bridgetkromhout.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Just remembered @joelaha recorded a 6min no-slides talk on #opslife I gave for "a day in the life" with @TCGeekettes: <a href="http://bridgetkromhout.com/speaking/2015/geekettes/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://bridgetkromhout.com/speaking/2015/geekettes/
That thing where you shave the yak until you get to the DNS problem. Because it's apparently always a fucking DNS problem. #opslife 4eva, yo
November 19, 2024 at 11:22 AM
That thing where you shave the yak until you get to the DNS problem. Because it's apparently always a fucking DNS problem. #opslife 4eva, yo
“None of us want to be up until 2am figuring out what the fuck is wrong with our MongoDB cluster.” @kartar knows #opslife trauma. #craftconf
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 AM
“None of us want to be up until 2am figuring out what the fuck is wrong with our MongoDB cluster.” @kartar knows #opslife trauma. #craftconf
"Equality of rights" is great in theory; there's lots of "in practice" to cover. #opslife has taught me to care deeply about implementation.
November 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
"Equality of rights" is great in theory; there's lots of "in practice" to cover. #opslife has taught me to care deeply about implementation.
That @codeascraft #opslife. @beerops #monitorama
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
That @codeascraft #opslife. @beerops #monitorama
Peering into dark corners harboring suspicions entities lurking in the shadows may change & can't be rolled back: techie paranoia? #opslife?
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Peering into dark corners harboring suspicions entities lurking in the shadows may change & can't be rolled back: techie paranoia? #opslife?
Great practical, actionable advice on #opslife from @steiza (of @duosec) at #devopsdaysdet. Definitely watch this video when it comes out!💯
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Great practical, actionable advice on #opslife from @steiza (of @duosec) at #devopsdaysdet. Definitely watch this video when it comes out!💯
So much realtalk about #opslife in @0x74696d's #devopsdaysphl keynote. Touching on burnout, resume-driven development, gifee, and more!
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
So much realtalk about #opslife in @0x74696d's #devopsdaysphl keynote. Touching on burnout, resume-driven development, gifee, and more!