#Outsource
love to outsource my hobby to a machine
NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups!

My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right?

www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...
September 23, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Never outsource your thinking...to the loudest voice in the room.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Do you ever outsource to experienced freelance writers?" Yes, I outsource all my writing to this glorious bastard Jeff VanderMeer.
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you shouldn't outsource your morality example #64584846
heads up: shinegami eyes has shifted gears and started making anyone who is intersex, transmasc, and nonbinary as anti-trans, ESPECIALLY if they talk about their experiences. meanwhile, they mark trans-inclusive radfems as trans-friendly.

see this post for more info.
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August 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think it should be against international law to outsource your prison system.
we couldn't possibly have global communism, that would be crazy and bad, but sure let's just have basically every government ally as neo axis powers that's fine that's cool every country as we know them basically deserves to die it's fine it's cool
Estonia shows off prison cells awaiting Swedish inmates
Estonia showed off some of the many empty cells in its Tartus prison on Wednesday as officials outlined how they would implement a proposed agreement for Sweden to send up to 600 inmates to the facility from late next year.
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August 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Deskilling is real.

This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.

Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is why you shouldn't outsource support
July 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
America is so dependent on other countries we even outsource our concentration camps
April 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i outsource my cognition the old fashioned way: to thousands of transsexuals on the internet
September 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The moral of this story is one should not expect intellectual consistency from people who outsource their thinking
Isn't it funny how the "go woke, go broke" people are the same ones grousing about John Scalzi being the only white male author on book shelves because he "went woke"?
August 14, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can't outsource parenting and general adulthood to your wife and expect her to find you a sexy man.
September 25, 2026 at 11:55 AM
After a rough few weeks, I think my best bet is to totally outsource my happiness and sense of worth to the Bears as they take on the Packers.
November 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
tfw you outsource your entire civil war to an esoteric order of wizards who outsource it to an obscure biotech startup who outsource it to a legion of cloned slave-soldiers
September 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i wouldn't outsource anything to AI....
July 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
a not-insignificant problem with christianity is it lets you outsource justice to your imaginary friend
April 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Love your paper. Especially the quote "When you outsource the thinking, you outsource the learning."
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This isn't even a real fucking company, how did they still manage to outsource all of the jobs there
October 31, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I’m going to outsource the fixing of my heart
September 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
hilariously American that we have to outsource our concentration camps
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you trying to outsource talking to your constituents? Here's an easier way: Resign.
August 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There is not a single reason to outsource your creativity to a computer.

Not one.

To do so removes the very point of being creative in the first place.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Republican privatizers even managed to outsource concentration camps
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Everytime you don’t outsource your thinking to a machine a capitalist cries
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Privatize the upside. Outsource the downside to taxpayers....same as it ever was.....
September 20, 2026 at 12:56 PM