#PENICILLIN
This MRNA vaccine for cancer is seismic. On the level of penicillin or the polio vaccine.
August 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This MRNA vaccine for cancer is seismic. On the level of penicillin or the polio vaccine.
August 21, 2026 at 2:22 AM
saving old bread for when rfk outlaws penicillin
August 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
puff puff pass the penicillin
UK hate-monger Tommy Robinson was at Mar-A-Lago last night to cheer on a Trump speech abt bombing Iran.

Joining Tommy were several infamous fascist coup plotters, such as the Oathkeepers' Stewart Rhodes & Proud Boy leader Enrique Tarrio, as well as J6 Proud Boys Barry Ramey & Ethan Nordean.
March 21, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The equivalent here isn’t “doctor gives penicillin for infection,” it’s “barber gives leeches to treat ill humours.”
REPORTER: Is there pain in the market at some point you're unwilling to tolerate?

TRUMP: I think your question is so stupid. I don't want anything to go down, but sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something.
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Do you ever just think about the fact penicillin is less than 100 years old?
May 13, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Penicillin Surrenders 🏳️
February 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nachrichten aus den USA jeden Tag so: Penicillin ist jetzt verboten, aber dafür leitet Hulk Hogan das FBI.
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Playing magic with my mid in the allergy lab while we wait to see if he has a penicillin allergy or not
October 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
mRNA and immunotherapy may be the greatest medical finding since insulin or penicillin.

The donors who backed mRNA and immunotherapy backed the right horse.
September 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Humanity: discovers penicillin, lands on the moon, maps the genome, then says, “Let’s see what Donald Trump thinks.” 🫠
July 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM
bread is like, "free penicillin :)"
September 30, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Penicillin was not, in fact, the first antibiotic.
August 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The abortion pill is safer than penicillin and Tylenol. And Viagra.
❗RFK tells Senate HELP committee he has asked the FDA director to "do a complete review" on mifepristone following a report from an anti-abortion group that purports to show dangers from the pill, adding, "at very least the label should be changed."
May 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A slide from my med school syphilis talk
September 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
hi, I'm penicillin 😭
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.

Hi, I’m Steal a Car and Roll it Half a Dozen Times.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm Deliberate Pill Overdose
August 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(I'm badly allergic to penicillin)
August 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".
February 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
All of the penicillin in use worldwide comes from a strain of mold that was growing on a cantaloupe bought at a grocery store in Peoria, Illinois in 1942.
What’s your favorite food fact that is true but sounds totally made up?

I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Think there will be a lot of “these morons had penicillin and airplanes?”
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Donald Trump has his own Giving Tuesday, but it involves penicillin and Valtrex.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Slow clap.”— penicillin
November 27, 2024 at 6:53 AM
What do you give a man that has everything?

Penicillin.
November 10, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Penicillin the Hedgehog
September 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM