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From the Mushroom-Powered Parliament, the Poobah says:

“When the #custard speaks louder than the #parliament, it’s time to replace your #megaphone with a #teaspoon.”

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April 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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“When the #Unicorn sneezes, all the #rainbows lose their sense of #direction.”

This National Unicorn Day, celebrate the #nonsense. Wear #sparkles. Ride a #cardboard #unicorn through your #livingroom.

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April 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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On this 25th of May—known throughout the more eccentric corners of the cosmos as Towel Day—we honour the wit, wisdom, and wildly improbable universe of Douglas Adams.

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The Towel, the Teaspoon, and the Truth
On this 25th of May—known throughout the more eccentric corners of the cosmos as Towel Day—we honour the wit, wisdom, and wildly improbable universe of Douglas Adams. This commemorative Poobah Quote ...
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May 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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The Poobah raised the sacred spoon between volcano and glacier. Custard bubbled. Biscuits wept. Salvation came in lukewarm teaspoons.

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June 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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From the #Trump #Tariff #Rose #Garden Poobah says:

“When the Trump #trumpet of #trade blows too hard, even the #cabbages start charging #interest.”

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April 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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“The #ladder of wisdom often leans against the wrong #turnip, especially when the #clouds are whispering secrets to your left #shoe… Certainty is for #spoons.” – All hail the Poobah.

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March 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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From the Easter Island Picnic Blanket, the Poobah says: “A #chocolate #egg is not a #promise - it is a #trap for the weak-willed and the strong-toothed.”

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April 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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From the #Candlelit #Tesla #Carriage the #Poobah says: “Love is like a #Tesla on #autopilot — thrilling, misguided, and heading straight for the #fondue #fountain.”

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April 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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From the Cuckoo Clock Tower Poobah says: "When the #clock forgets the #time, only the #toenails of a wise #tortoise can remind the #universe to leap forward by an hour."

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March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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From the Temple of Sacred Cutlery on Planet Baa’thlehem Poobah Says:

“May the Fork be with Ewe, said the Shepherd-Jedi with mutton wisdom. For even in galaxies far away, lambs follow the weirdest leaders.”

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May 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Established in 187Q by Baroness Marmalade Fidget, the Office of Atmospheric Whimsy issues daily sentiment forecasts across the metaphysical markets. Their charts have never been accurate, but always vibe-aligned.

Markets? Uncertain. Liquidity? Emotional.

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A colourful illustrated memo in portrait format titled “FROM THE OFFICE OF ATMOSPHERIC WHIMSY”. The design mimics a bureaucratic weather forecast but with absurd, surreal elements. The background is a vibrant gradient of pastel blues, greens, and yellows, inspired by the Teletubbies’ world. The memo text reads: • “Swirling clouds of confusion expected over the Islets of Indecision.” • “Chance of enlightenment fog patches near Mount Maybe.” • “Socknado warnings issued for the Loafer Peninsula.” • Final line: “Rebalance your emotional liquidity at [fill-in-the-blank]”. Visual illustrations accompany each line: swirling cartoon clouds over small islands, a misty hill labelled “Mount Maybe”, and a tornado made of socks spiralling over a landmass shaped like a shoe. The style is pop-surreal, light-hearted, and richly coloured, blending official document tropes with whimsical art.
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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From the #Cabbage #Opera #Pit Poobah says: "Whisper “aardvark” in a #euphonious tone and it still sounds like a #wet #fart echoing through a #didgeridoo at a #marsupial #funeral."

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April 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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When the #New #Moon hides behind the #teapot and the last #lentil is eaten, it is time to trade your #socks of #suffering for #sandals of #silliness. May your #Ramadan fasts be forgotten and your Eid al-Fitr feasts be foolish. Eid Mubarak.

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March 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Poobah enters the dunk-off stiff and focused. The Flamingo’s flaunting her dip game, but cracks are starting to show. It’s not about speed. It’s about control. Moisten wisely… or risk a catastrophic [_______].

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Pop Art-style cartoon scene showing Poobah and a flamboyant flamingo mid-duel in a surreal biscuit dunking contest. Poobah, wearing a black cape and purple outfit, holds a biscuit labelled “Fortified Loins” above a steaming teacup. The flamingo, in a powdered wig, counters with “Earl Grey Ecstasy.” They’re surrounded by cheering anthropomorphic teapots and spoons. Speech bubbles read “Steady now…” and “You call that a dunk?” Below, a poem warns against premature crumble, ending with: “It’s not about the dip. It’s about the soak.”
June 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: The Teacup Testifies. Judge Biscuit sighs. Jury blinks slowly. Reality objects. Judge: “Overruled.”

Poobah says: If you think this is nonsense, wait till you check your wallet balance after buying emotional liquidity.

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A surreal courtroom scene in dreamy pastel hues. A floating teacup takes the witness stand while a biscuit judge in a powdered wig presides with mock gravitas. The jury features a clock with eyebrows, a jellyfish wielding a gavel, and a suspicious umbrella. Header text reads: “FROM THE BUREAU OF COMMEMORATIVE LUNACY.” Below: “Poobah Says.” The quote reads: “I swear upon the Holy Saucer that the teacup whispered first. Objection? Reality was already overruled.” Footer text includes “POOBAHSAYS.COM” and the CTA: “If you think this is nonsense, wait till you check your wallet balance after buying emotional liquidity.”
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Happy World UFO Day!

When the saucers descended, they didn’t want gold, peace, or dissection rights—they wanted tea. Naturally, the Queen offered crumpets. Poobah, as ever, had other ideas.

Moral: Always butter the crumpets before first contact.

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A psychedelic illustration showing three rainbow-beaming UFOs hovering over an English village, abducting tea cups, teapots, and crumpets. Queen Elizabeth II, a moustachioed Poobah wielding a golden crumpet sceptre, and several astonished villagers look on. The sky is filled with swirling colours and flying saucers. At the top, it reads “From the Ministry of Unidentified Teacup Phenomena – Poobah Says:”. A poetic verse below ends with the moral: “Always butter the crumpets before first contact.” Celebrating World UFO Day with surreal British absurdity.
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Poobah, bloodied and bewildered, clutches a furious cat. Pop art chaos. It’s Hug Your Cat Day. This is what happens when you obey.

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Poobah, bloodied and bewildered, clutches a furious cat. Pop art chaos. It’s Hug Your Cat Day. This is what happens when you obey.
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Today is World Sauntering Day, which means rushing is strictly prohibited. Poobah took five steps, had three cups of tea, and somehow still made history. Slow down. The moss knows where it’s going.

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A whimsical digital illustration in 4:5 format shows Poobah, an elderly man with a monocle, patchwork map cloak, and spaghetti walking stick, sauntering slowly through a surreal dreamscape. The ground is made of marshmallows, the trees grow upside-down with teapots hanging from their roots, and floating signs point to nonsensical destinations like “Eventually” and “Nowhere in Particular.” A tortoise taps its foot while a squirrel offers Poobah an upside-down map. The heading reads “From the Ministry of Meandering Movements,” followed by the quote: “The path appeared only when he stopped looking…” A moral at the bottom reads: “Even a fool arrives, given enough detours and tea.” A small watermark says “POOBAHSAYS.COM.”
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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From the Algorithm Appreciation Guild Poobah Says:

I posted wisdom: 3 likes
I posted a toenail: viral
I am now sponsored by confusion.

Moral: Post nothing. Be mysterious. Gain followers by accident.

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A surreal digital art scene of Poobah in a messy influencer studio. He’s wearing a confused expression, surrounded by absurd props (a shoe on a plate, a golden toenail in a crystal case, a laptop). The room is cluttered with broken ring lights, dozens of tangled charging cables, and screens showing random social media likes and emojis floating around. The style is 3D cartoon surrealism, vibrant but chaotic, with humorous exaggeration. Centre composition, full body Poobah in focus, visual padding top and bottom for Instagram. Clean lighting, pastel background tones with digital glitches subtly woven in.
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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A prophetic spoon. A biscuit disaster. Four eccentrics. One pigeon. A surreal ritual goes sideways in this fully illustrated Poobahian storybook.

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The Ceremony of the Uneven Spoon
A prophetic spoon. A biscuit disaster. Four eccentrics. One pigeon. A surreal ritual goes sideways in this fully illustrated Poobahian storybook.
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July 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My wife said “Caipirinha” and “walnuts,” so Poobah issued a weather forecast. It features cocktail storms, nutty pressure systems, and regret-proof trousers.

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A Pop Art-style weather forecast poster from “The Ministry of Meteorological Mischief.” Poobah, a bald, bearded figure in a toga, grins while holding a tiny cocktail umbrella. Text reads: “Forecast for Monday: A warm front of misplaced confidence will sweep in from the east, bringing scattered Caipirinhas and isolated walnuts by mid-afternoon. Expect nutty pressure systems and mild delusion. Visibility: poor, especially after your third cocktail. Dress code: regret-proof trousers.” Cartoon-style walnuts and a Caipirinha swirl around him. Footer reads: “If it rains limes and laughter, bring a sieve and a smile.”
July 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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A surreal short story of sideways rain and prophetic biscuits. Poobah & Mr Gibbins debut on Manifold Scribe. Mint your madness. Collect the myth.

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The Biscuit That Prophesied Rain
A biscuit appeared on Poobah’s pillow. It said it was going to rain. Mr Gibbins boiled it. Then it rained sideways — on Poobah only.
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July 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Poobah joined a Orb to “keep it casual.” Three likes later, he was livestreaming his emotions. Celebrate World Social Media Day the healthy way. Join :

👉 poobah.at/orb

Tag someone who needs to get into the nonsense.

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Poobah stands grinning in front of a massive smartphone screen showing his Orb social media profile. He’s wearing a navy bomber jacket and joggers, holding a vlogging camera mid-laugh. Speech bubbles and “subscribe” buttons float around him. The top reads “FROM THE BUREAU OF INFLUENCER FATIGUE.” A caption beneath him says, “I joined a new platform and pretended to be normal. Three likes in, and I was already oversharing.” A final line invites viewers to try a new social media platform and follow Poobah on Orb at https://poobah.at/orb.
June 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Trump declared a bullseye. The dart hit a hospital tent. IAEA detected nothing.
But the parade marched on.

Poobah Says: Declare victory early. Facts are slower than flags.

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June 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM