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A prophetic spoon. A biscuit disaster. Four eccentrics. One pigeon. A surreal ritual goes sideways in this fully illustrated Poobahian storybook.

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The Ceremony of the Uneven Spoon
A prophetic spoon. A biscuit disaster. Four eccentrics. One pigeon. A surreal ritual goes sideways in this fully illustrated Poobahian storybook.
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July 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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My wife said “Caipirinha” and “walnuts,” so Poobah issued a weather forecast. It features cocktail storms, nutty pressure systems, and regret-proof trousers.

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A Pop Art-style weather forecast poster from “The Ministry of Meteorological Mischief.” Poobah, a bald, bearded figure in a toga, grins while holding a tiny cocktail umbrella. Text reads: “Forecast for Monday: A warm front of misplaced confidence will sweep in from the east, bringing scattered Caipirinhas and isolated walnuts by mid-afternoon. Expect nutty pressure systems and mild delusion. Visibility: poor, especially after your third cocktail. Dress code: regret-proof trousers.” Cartoon-style walnuts and a Caipirinha swirl around him. Footer reads: “If it rains limes and laughter, bring a sieve and a smile.”
July 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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A surreal short story of sideways rain and prophetic biscuits. Poobah & Mr Gibbins debut on Manifold Scribe. Mint your madness. Collect the myth.

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The Biscuit That Prophesied Rain
A biscuit appeared on Poobah’s pillow. It said it was going to rain. Mr Gibbins boiled it. Then it rained sideways — on Poobah only.
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July 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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June 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Poobah joined a Orb to “keep it casual.” Three likes later, he was livestreaming his emotions. Celebrate World Social Media Day the healthy way. Join :

👉 poobah.at/orb

Tag someone who needs to get into the nonsense.

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Poobah stands grinning in front of a massive smartphone screen showing his Orb social media profile. He’s wearing a navy bomber jacket and joggers, holding a vlogging camera mid-laugh. Speech bubbles and “subscribe” buttons float around him. The top reads “FROM THE BUREAU OF INFLUENCER FATIGUE.” A caption beneath him says, “I joined a new platform and pretended to be normal. Three likes in, and I was already oversharing.” A final line invites viewers to try a new social media platform and follow Poobah on Orb at https://poobah.at/orb.
June 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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The Poobah raised the sacred spoon between volcano and glacier. Custard bubbled. Biscuits wept. Salvation came in lukewarm teaspoons.

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June 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Poobah enters the dunk-off stiff and focused. The Flamingo’s flaunting her dip game, but cracks are starting to show. It’s not about speed. It’s about control. Moisten wisely… or risk a catastrophic [_______].

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Pop Art-style cartoon scene showing Poobah and a flamboyant flamingo mid-duel in a surreal biscuit dunking contest. Poobah, wearing a black cape and purple outfit, holds a biscuit labelled “Fortified Loins” above a steaming teacup. The flamingo, in a powdered wig, counters with “Earl Grey Ecstasy.” They’re surrounded by cheering anthropomorphic teapots and spoons. Speech bubbles read “Steady now…” and “You call that a dunk?” Below, a poem warns against premature crumble, ending with: “It’s not about the dip. It’s about the soak.”
June 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Established in 187Q by Baroness Marmalade Fidget, the Office of Atmospheric Whimsy issues daily sentiment forecasts across the metaphysical markets. Their charts have never been accurate, but always vibe-aligned.

Markets? Uncertain. Liquidity? Emotional.

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A colourful illustrated memo in portrait format titled “FROM THE OFFICE OF ATMOSPHERIC WHIMSY”. The design mimics a bureaucratic weather forecast but with absurd, surreal elements. The background is a vibrant gradient of pastel blues, greens, and yellows, inspired by the Teletubbies’ world. The memo text reads: • “Swirling clouds of confusion expected over the Islets of Indecision.” • “Chance of enlightenment fog patches near Mount Maybe.” • “Socknado warnings issued for the Loafer Peninsula.” • Final line: “Rebalance your emotional liquidity at [fill-in-the-blank]”. Visual illustrations accompany each line: swirling cartoon clouds over small islands, a misty hill labelled “Mount Maybe”, and a tornado made of socks spiralling over a landmass shaped like a shoe. The style is pop-surreal, light-hearted, and richly coloured, blending official document tropes with whimsical art.
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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🚨 BREAKING: The Teacup Testifies. Judge Biscuit sighs. Jury blinks slowly. Reality objects. Judge: “Overruled.”

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A surreal courtroom scene in dreamy pastel hues. A floating teacup takes the witness stand while a biscuit judge in a powdered wig presides with mock gravitas. The jury features a clock with eyebrows, a jellyfish wielding a gavel, and a suspicious umbrella. Header text reads: “FROM THE BUREAU OF COMMEMORATIVE LUNACY.” Below: “Poobah Says.” The quote reads: “I swear upon the Holy Saucer that the teacup whispered first. Objection? Reality was already overruled.” Footer text includes “POOBAHSAYS.COM” and the CTA: “If you think this is nonsense, wait till you check your wallet balance after buying emotional liquidity.”
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Happy World UFO Day!

When the saucers descended, they didn’t want gold, peace, or dissection rights—they wanted tea. Naturally, the Queen offered crumpets. Poobah, as ever, had other ideas.

Moral: Always butter the crumpets before first contact.

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A psychedelic illustration showing three rainbow-beaming UFOs hovering over an English village, abducting tea cups, teapots, and crumpets. Queen Elizabeth II, a moustachioed Poobah wielding a golden crumpet sceptre, and several astonished villagers look on. The sky is filled with swirling colours and flying saucers. At the top, it reads “From the Ministry of Unidentified Teacup Phenomena – Poobah Says:”. A poetic verse below ends with the moral: “Always butter the crumpets before first contact.” Celebrating World UFO Day with surreal British absurdity.
June 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Trump declared a bullseye. The dart hit a hospital tent. IAEA detected nothing.
But the parade marched on.

Poobah Says: Declare victory early. Facts are slower than flags.

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June 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Poobah’s gone full Simpson. Deckchair? Check. Solar panel belly? Obviously. Midsummer madness, tan lines, and toasted barnacles. Happy Longest Day.

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Cartoon-style image in the style of The Simpsons. A yellow-skinned character resembling Poobah reclines in a deckchair on a suburban lawn, wearing swim shorts, sunglasses, and a snorkel mask. A small solar panel rests on his belly. The top of the poster reads: “From the Ministry of Uncomfortable Tanning Angles.” Below, the quote reads: “Poobah Says: When the sun’s got its hat on, and the pavement’s gone all wobbly… Keep your wetsuit zipped, unless your barnacles fancy a toasting.” Moral: Never trust a tan line shaped like disappointment.
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Velcro in one hand, marmalade in the other—Poobah walks the sticky line between confession and toast. Trust no one who peels quietly in the night.

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June 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Biscuits have unionised. Demands include shorter dunk times, sogginess insurance, and tea breaks during tea breaks. 📜🍪

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This lost communiqué from Poobah’s Postal Affairs Department was recently unearthed behind a filing cabinet full of forgotten jam tarts. It reveals a quiet but determined uprising in the realm of baked goods, where biscuits have found their voice—and it is crunchy. A gentle nod to workers’ rights, dunking etiquette, and the bureaucratic nonsense of tea-time diplomacy. A whimsical parchment-styled letter headed “FROM THE OFFICE OF THE GRAND CORRESPONDENT OF POOBAH POSTAL AFFAIRS.” Poobah, dressed as a vintage raccoon postmaster, delivers a comical message about a biscuit revolt. Below, angry biscuits protest with fists raised and a sign, demanding shorter dunk times and union rights. The scene blends absurd humour with charming cartoon art.
June 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Today is World Sauntering Day, which means rushing is strictly prohibited. Poobah took five steps, had three cups of tea, and somehow still made history. Slow down. The moss knows where it’s going.

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A whimsical digital illustration in 4:5 format shows Poobah, an elderly man with a monocle, patchwork map cloak, and spaghetti walking stick, sauntering slowly through a surreal dreamscape. The ground is made of marshmallows, the trees grow upside-down with teapots hanging from their roots, and floating signs point to nonsensical destinations like “Eventually” and “Nowhere in Particular.” A tortoise taps its foot while a squirrel offers Poobah an upside-down map. The heading reads “From the Ministry of Meandering Movements,” followed by the quote: “The path appeared only when he stopped looking…” A moral at the bottom reads: “Even a fool arrives, given enough detours and tea.” A small watermark says “POOBAHSAYS.COM.”
June 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Why wear someone else’s pants when yours fit fabulously? Poobah reminds us it’s better to be a proudly odd original than a shy little copy.
Be your own underpants. Always.

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June 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Today’s QOTD slipped out of the filing cabinet marked “Delicate Assembly Required.” Poobah’s official instructions for building your very own emotional breakdown—modelled in glorious grayscale. Tools not included. Sanity optional.

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Black-and-white illustrated instruction manual titled “Assembly Manual for an Emotional Breakdown – Model No. QOTD-738-B.” The diagram mimics IKEA-style layout, with step-by-step visuals: Step 1 shows attaching emotions, Step 2 suppressing tears, Step 3 ignoring feelings, and Step 4 releasing sadness. Final warning panel reads: “WARNING: Intense sorrow may occur.” Designed in a humorous and deadpan tone.
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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A stern letter from the Ministry of Lopsided Umbrellas has arrived: Poobah warns against reckless custard usage. Yes, again. You know what you did.

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A whimsical cartoon-style illustration of Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle seated at an old wooden desk in the Ministry of Lopsided Umbrellas. He’s writing with a large quill pen while a parchment reads: “CUSTARD IS NOT TO BE USED FOR WHIMSICAL ANTICS. YOU ARE HEREBY ISSUED A WARNING, Yours quirkily, Poobah Grandious-McTwaddle.” Behind him are framed certificates labelled “Official Torifouery” and “Certificate of Alsuicity.” Floating quills and a squawking inkpot add to the surreal, bureaucratic chaos.
June 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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From the Department of Monday Muddles Poobah Says:

"I shaved my eyebrows to raise some funds. No one noticed. Even the nuns. So I auctioned my dignity—twice! Turns out it fetches a fair price."

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Poobah stands at a surreal outdoor auction wearing a moth-eaten robe, clearly missing his eyebrows. Behind him is a crooked sign: “Public Auction – Pride, Eyebrows, Misc.” A small crowd including a nun and a dog in a monocle are bidding enthusiastically. The sky is cartoonishly blue with one confused cloud. The whole scene is colourful and playfully absurd.
June 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Poobah, bloodied and bewildered, clutches a furious cat. Pop art chaos. It’s Hug Your Cat Day. This is what happens when you obey.

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Poobah, bloodied and bewildered, clutches a furious cat. Pop art chaos. It’s Hug Your Cat Day. This is what happens when you obey.
June 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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FROM THE BUREAU OF SENTIMENTAL MISFIRINGS Poobah Says:

My love for you is like a pigeon with a satnav — misguided, insistent, and constantly crashing into windows.

Moral: Romance is best approached with a helmet and breadcrumbs.

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May 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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From the Algorithm Appreciation Guild Poobah Says:

I posted wisdom: 3 likes
I posted a toenail: viral
I am now sponsored by confusion.

Moral: Post nothing. Be mysterious. Gain followers by accident.

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A surreal digital art scene of Poobah in a messy influencer studio. He’s wearing a confused expression, surrounded by absurd props (a shoe on a plate, a golden toenail in a crystal case, a laptop). The room is cluttered with broken ring lights, dozens of tangled charging cables, and screens showing random social media likes and emojis floating around. The style is 3D cartoon surrealism, vibrant but chaotic, with humorous exaggeration. Centre composition, full body Poobah in focus, visual padding top and bottom for Instagram. Clean lighting, pastel background tones with digital glitches subtly woven in.
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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On this 25th of May—known throughout the more eccentric corners of the cosmos as Towel Day—we honour the wit, wisdom, and wildly improbable universe of Douglas Adams.

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The Towel, the Teaspoon, and the Truth
On this 25th of May—known throughout the more eccentric corners of the cosmos as Towel Day—we honour the wit, wisdom, and wildly improbable universe of Douglas Adams. This commemorative Poobah Quote ...
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May 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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This Sherlock Holmes Day. From the Ministry of Moustache Surveillance Poobah Says:

I deduced the culprit, but forgot the crime—a teacup was missing, or perhaps it was time.

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May 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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From the Temple of Wobbly Reverence Poobah Says:

"O faithful wanderer, who dares seek meaning in the madness, tread gently, for the sacred is often silly, and the divine is rarely punctual."

Moral: Even gods hit snooze.

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A whimsical, 3D cartoon-style scene set in a surreal, pastel-toned temple with wobbly pillars, floating incense clouds, and an absurdly grand throne made of mismatched cushions. The Poobah sits in a meditative pose, with a serene yet slightly confused expression, surrounded by floating candles, spiralling golden rays, and playful, celestial symbols. The background is filled with shimmering, ethereal light, with hints of mischief in the architectural details—like columns that subtly bend into silly shapes and a mosaic floor with hidden faces grinning from the tiles. Include a small, floating incense burner releasing gentle wisps of smoke that twist into improbable, humorous shapes.
May 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM