Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/
July 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
towering presence
April 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
towering presence
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Operation Change The Topic From Epstein
An older Lycanthrope lady who has a very different presence whenever she transforms!
September 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
An older Lycanthrope lady who has a very different presence whenever she transforms!
© Carlos Martin.
'Quiet Presence,' 2025.
Ink on paper, 30 × 42 cm.
'Quiet Presence,' 2025.
Ink on paper, 30 × 42 cm.
May 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
© Carlos Martin.
'Quiet Presence,' 2025.
Ink on paper, 30 × 42 cm.
'Quiet Presence,' 2025.
Ink on paper, 30 × 42 cm.
Scott Pelley will never pay for a drink in my presence.
BREAKING: CBS News fires veteran “60 Minutes” correspondent Scott Pelley a day after he reportedly excoriated the show’s new leadership
Scott Pelley fired from CBS News after tense ‘60 Minutes’ meeting
In a Tuesday note to staff obtained by MS NOW, new executive producer Nick Bilton announced the network “parted ways” with the longtime correspondent.
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June 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Scott Pelley will never pay for a drink in my presence.
In the presence of Mr. Butterfly
#deltarune
#deltarune
July 4, 2026 at 6:19 AM
In the presence of Mr. Butterfly
#deltarune
#deltarune
April 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
Absence of Presence is Presence of Absence
March 24, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Absence of Presence is Presence of Absence
August 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance https://theonion.com/trump-beefs-up-security-presence-after-frighteningly-close-brush-with-jd-vance/
March 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump Beefs Up Security Presence After Frighteningly Close Brush With JD Vance https://theonion.com/trump-beefs-up-security-presence-after-frighteningly-close-brush-with-jd-vance/
It isn’t about proximity—it’s about presence. Know the difference.
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It isn’t about proximity—it’s about presence. Know the difference.
Ruby gracing me with her presence
February 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Ruby gracing me with her presence
Democracies do not use their military to try and intimidate their own citizens with “shows of presence”.
This is fascism.
This is fascism.
Military documents confirm that the LA operation today was a “show of presence” intended to send a message to LA residents about the power of the federal government.
After staging with armed soldiers and Border Patrol agents on horse, they packed up and left after a short walk.
After staging with armed soldiers and Border Patrol agents on horse, they packed up and left after a short walk.
July 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Democracies do not use their military to try and intimidate their own citizens with “shows of presence”.
This is fascism.
This is fascism.
A looming presence
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A looming presence
Google claims they removed several events from Google Calendar because maintaining their presence wasn't "sustainable"—but critics are crying foul.
February 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Google claims they removed several events from Google Calendar because maintaining their presence wasn't "sustainable"—but critics are crying foul.
Please know I still love your presence owo
May 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Please know I still love your presence owo
October 29, 2024 at 7:06 PM