#PaperWeight
When we tear it down I want a piece to use as a souvenir paperweight.
Trump‘s first speech after his monumental defeat at the midterms is about….the ballroom. You read this correctly: the ballroom.

You cannot make this up. It is beyond parody. Seriously, this guy is completely lost.
November 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Until Tesla decides to stop updating the car software and it becomes a gigantic paperweight
November 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
And, where you can make those old cars run, the Cybertruck will be little more than a paperweight because they'll eventually kill the software.
November 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The whale paperweight
The orange
Swede's teeth
Crab
Turtle
Insane foliage
A wee Revenge
A wee dagger
November 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
World's largest paperweight.
November 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Much like an enormous paperweight.
November 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I'll use it as a paperweight before they get that ram
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Sony is sending out notifications to PlayStation app users with an offer of $400 for a standard PS5 and two controllers in an unusual move that may suggest that Sony is preparing for a shortage of hardware. https://bit.ly/4yXPSva
November 6, 2026 at 10:44 AM
FINALLY getting on to seeing if this big red paperweight can get in the road again: Head gasket time 🙃
November 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Never left pirate related crafting, I’m just bad at posting. Anyway, here is a new patch design I made a few weeks back
November 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
A paperweight
November 6, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Anyway, I hope GRLBOS has fun with her $100,000 paperweight
November 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
They legit tried to out cool a halo warthog and failed so damn bad.

It just ended up looking like a paperweight with wheels.
November 6, 2026 at 7:09 AM
POV you have been sent back to bed with the flu, and your dog is doing enforcement by flopping onto your stomach and promptly falling asleep there like a 25lb paperweight.
November 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
gym jordans new role in congress- ugly paperweight.
November 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
best use is paperweight tbh
November 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
All of the owners are gonna have a 3.5 ton paperweight in a few years.
November 6, 2026 at 12:01 PM
When I say I've been in politics a long time, I'm not kidding. Today, I polished up my paperweight that's been on my desk since the '90s when I was working with the NEA, the National Education Association. After Tuesday's election, the poor old thing deserved a little polish.
November 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Which one you picking?

Three N64 carts, about $90 worth and one of them won’t even play on my console . Cool import for the shelf, or just a paperweight?

#retrogaming #retrogamer #videogames #nintendo #n64
November 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Something special happened at Leicester Writers' Club Annual Awards Dinner. I came home with the Ena Young Poetry Award and was presented with a lifetime membership. This isn't about length of membership or publishing successes but being part of the team that organises club activities.
November 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
There used to be a paperweight museum near us, sadly gone now. I remember visiting a wonderful lawn mower museum somewhere. I assume many of these start as a collection which gets out of hand!
November 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Chuck, your useless ass comprised at least 15% of those "odds". Get the fuck out of our way, you noisome paperweight.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) now talking about Dems taking back the Senate tonight.

"Against all odds, Democrats have won the Senate," he says. "We have five words for the American people: relief is on the way."
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Visited my parents and dad showed off a new paperweight he got a second hand store. He liked the colours.
There is just something about the shape though 🤔
November 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
A single paperweight between them! I must find out who has custody of it.
November 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
For reference I need a memory card because despite releasing in the Xbox 360/PS3 era the Vita is a paperweight without a memory card.
November 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM