New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
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March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
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