#Pineal
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lerrrgan.bsky.social
i wonder if sistertonyah can get me a groupon for an akashic record cleansing and pineal gland decalcification combo
October 3, 2026 at 5:30 AM
woebegonejabroni.net
Just say your pineal gland is calcified and move on 🙄
October 3, 2026 at 11:28 AM
bcdreyer.social
I just typed PINEAL three times.

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November 17, 2024 at 2:19 PM
sekkiyah.bsky.social
tell me you've never had your pineal gland decalcified without telling me you've never had your pineal gland decalcified
October 3, 2026 at 5:44 AM
puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Success calcifies your pineal gland
February 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
louispeitzman.bsky.social
The pineal gland calcification jumped out.
October 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
remuly.bsky.social
sentindo que minha glândula está muito pineal
January 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
mst3k.fan
I think I saw Pineal Gland Calcification open for Tool on OzzFest in '95
louispeitzman.bsky.social Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 16h
It’s cool how normal everyone is.
October 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
smbccomics.bsky.social
If you disagree, find me a recent source specifically proving Descartes wrong.

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3-panel SMBC comic update. A caption above the first panel reads "fact: Rene Descartes said the soul was located in the pineal gland." The art in the panel shows Descartes saying "you have one soul. you have one pineal gland. QED, the pineal gland is the soul." The second panel shows the 2D structure of neurotransmitter melatonin saying "relax, baby" as the caption above the panel reads "fact: modern science says the pineal gland is the source of melatonin." The last panel begins with "from which it follows:," showing a man grabbing a jar of melatonin supplements, and saying "Enter my body, unborn souls, and lay waste to my moderate jetlag!"
June 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
kimmalien.bsky.social
The only thing popping today is my pineal gland
March 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
shikushtaka.bsky.social
I am back on my #Lazyscales addiction
#Fanart #FanArtist #KushtakaArts
Lewis and Aurora giving Jeremy a pineal circuit kiss Jeremy realizing that's how dragons kiss.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
shmemistry.bsky.social
Dorks
The Earliest Known Vertebrates Had Four Eyes—and They Worked a Lot Like Ours Do, New Research Suggests
Two of those eyes may have evolved into a part of the brain called the pineal gland
www.smithsonianmag.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 PM
eva.computer
no one frots with their pineal glands anymore
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
im-all-id.me
Leave my pineal gland out of this buddy
November 30, 2023 at 4:18 AM
draude.bsky.social
Balatro destruiu minha glândula pineal
February 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
draude.bsky.social
enviando energias negativas pra sua casa através da manipulação quântica da minha glândula pineal descalcificada
February 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
alkatyn.bsky.social
AI can't be conscious. It doesn't have a pineal gland.
October 2, 2026 at 8:06 AM
ianboudreau.com
Gotta wonder what McConnell will see when his pineal gland lets that final squirt of DMT loose
July 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
nadinhadenada.bsky.social
a glândula pineal aberta da américa latina
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
notthegiraffe.bsky.social
Lol that Stancil-haters are going to reinvent the Cartesian role of the pineal gland just to spite him.
whstancil.bsky.social Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 14d
If you have evidence of a non-mechanical, non-physical component of human cognition, you should go ahead and reveal it so that you can turn all of science since the Enlightenment on its head and transform everything we know about the universe
communitymartyr.bsky.social Gary Grills @communitymartyr.bsky.social · 14d
Imagine how powerful he’d be if he read literally any book on the topics he Talks about
September 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
mlyp.bsky.social
Decolonising my pineal gland
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
gwensnyder.bsky.social
I got hit by a trolley in March 2015 and everything since has been a final hallucination induced by my pineal gland's dying burst of DMT.

No other theories make sense
vuc.bsky.social David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · Nov 20
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
thesbeve.bsky.social
*calcifies your pineal gland*
May 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM