If you don't add a beet under your daughter's dimly lit breakfast placemat, every April 1st, for 15 years, are you even a Dad? 😜
#aprilfools
#aprilfools
April 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
If you don't add a beet under your daughter's dimly lit breakfast placemat, every April 1st, for 15 years, are you even a Dad? 😜
#aprilfools
#aprilfools
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January 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Lunch!
Spaghetti, meat + lentil sauce, cheese on top
Caesar salad
Diet Pepsi in a fancy wine glass
Spaghetti, meat + lentil sauce, cheese on top
Caesar salad
Diet Pepsi in a fancy wine glass
January 14, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Lunch!
Spaghetti, meat + lentil sauce, cheese on top
Caesar salad
Diet Pepsi in a fancy wine glass
Spaghetti, meat + lentil sauce, cheese on top
Caesar salad
Diet Pepsi in a fancy wine glass
Sometimes the only ultimate gift is a custom-made placemat
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Sometimes the only ultimate gift is a custom-made placemat
I want him back. 😭
April 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I want him back. 😭
All right, I need to explain how my placemat is classist AND ableist.
Buckle up.
Buckle up.
The placemat that caused hundreds of blocks because people complained
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism
August 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
All right, I need to explain how my placemat is classist AND ableist.
Buckle up.
Buckle up.
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
December 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
barkeep, can i get another activity placemat over here please? (sliding a fifty across the bar) and keep those crayons comin'
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
Oh my god he’s describing Trump doing a connect-the-dots on a kids menu placemat isn’t he
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.
March 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Oh my god he’s describing Trump doing a connect-the-dots on a kids menu placemat isn’t he
March 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Sweetest guy 🖤🤍🌈
May 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Sweetest guy 🖤🤍🌈
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June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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So @makereadgrow.bsky.social made me this quilted placemat to add to my collection 🥰🥰
October 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
So @makereadgrow.bsky.social made me this quilted placemat to add to my collection 🥰🥰
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Weaving a placemat. Might delete later.
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Weaving a placemat. Might delete later.
I miss you so much bud
September 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I miss you so much bud
I just got good news from a doctor.
So…cheers!
So…cheers!
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just got good news from a doctor.
So…cheers!
So…cheers!
Doodled on the back of the paper placemat when bf and I went out to lunch.
October 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Doodled on the back of the paper placemat when bf and I went out to lunch.
Excuse the HIPPA violation, but I have it on good authority that he failed the “what do animals eat” portion of the placemat exam
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT IS A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED INTELLIGENCE TEST THAT ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE IN RECORDED HUMAN HISTORY COULD PASS
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Excuse the HIPPA violation, but I have it on good authority that he failed the “what do animals eat” portion of the placemat exam
Lacy placemat to match her
September 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lacy placemat to match her
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 AM
February 20, 2026 at 10:13 AM
The placemat that caused hundreds of blocks because people complained
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism
August 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The placemat that caused hundreds of blocks because people complained
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism
A. It ruined the aesthetic of my meal presentation
B. It did not match the vibe of the food I was eating
C. A bunch of people did not understand quilted placemats exist
D. People accused me of ableism and classism