#Placentas
Protégez vos placentas, le cerveau de vos enfants, l’acetamipride revient !
#loiduplomb
July 20, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The Secretary of Health and Human Services does not know that babies don't grow inside placentas
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests
Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births A study has found microplastic and nanoplastic pollution to be significantly higher in placentas from premature births than in those from…
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Listening to RFK speak about placentas is like someone crying out their final hymn while constipated.
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
#Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests

- Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births

Story by me
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests
Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why yes I'd like some Hamburger Placentas
the ketchup slices have hit socials with a vengeance www.instagram.com/reel/DW8biBS...
August 8, 2026 at 1:10 PM
We should call human placentas brood pouches
December 5, 2024 at 6:36 AM
ohhh lightning crashes/ an old mother dies/ placentas still on the floor/ oh no the dog got the placenta/ somebody get the dog
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests.

Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births.

#ClimateCrisis
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests
Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just used the phrase, "I bare-handed two cold placentas today," in conversation with my husband.

Farming is a glamorous life.
February 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births

Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Microplastics in placentas linked to premature births, study suggests
Tiny plastic pollution more than 50% higher in placentas from preterm births than in those from full-term births
www.theguardian.com
January 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
rfk jr eats human placentas and the supply must never run out
February 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
beats are out. placentas are in
August 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"You must grow wonderful placentas!" (from my obstetrician)
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Who up buying placentas to eat from the dark web?
April 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just don’t let the marsupials hear, as their placentas don’t fall to the floor.
Thinking about seeing Live at the zoo
June 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Are the placentas in the room with you now, Bobby...?
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hi im dan crenshaw i look like a c-tier bond villain adn i think it should be easier to provide rfk jr with healthy placentas
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We have an extra special episode today. Science Friday’s producer, Kathleen Davis, wanted to know how microplastics affect pregnancy after a 2024 study found microplastics in 62 human placentas.
August 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Sooo we know about placental mammals vs species like echidnas. But I learned today that fish can also have placentas?? In poeciliidae (guppies, mollies, etc) placentas independently evolved MULTIPLE times. In some fish, you can even see the umbilical cord-like structures that connect to the mother🧪
August 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Bonkers. Just sheep placentas? Any other placentas?
February 6, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Placentation in the #Cucurbitaceae is parietal. The placentas are attached to the wall of the ovary & the ovules (future seeds) point inward, toward the center of the fruit. This cucumber has 3 fused carpels & 3 placentas. #placentation #PlantMorphology #Botany 🌾🧪🌱
November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
So, it is illegal for women to sell their placentas. Placentas are enormously valuable (stem cells, amniotic membranes, etc.), but you can’t sell the one that comes out of your body.

The internet claims that hospitals aren’t selling them—they either dispose of them or donate them. (Cont’d)
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
bro didn’t even learn about placentas from Lightning Crashes
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM