There was something so strange and beautiful about these wooden planks. They held an eery presence, as if they were people, or spirits, standing with me on the beach, watching the sunrise.
March 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
There was something so strange and beautiful about these wooden planks. They held an eery presence, as if they were people, or spirits, standing with me on the beach, watching the sunrise.
Why does no one ever make reforming the sorry state of dental insurance one of their platform planks
September 23, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Why does no one ever make reforming the sorry state of dental insurance one of their platform planks
my pilates teacher said my planks looked "amazing" do not fuck with me
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my pilates teacher said my planks looked "amazing" do not fuck with me
Just doin my planks
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Just doin my planks
Dear UK Labour
**TAX WEALTH** you absolute planks.
**TAX WEALTH** you absolute planks.
July 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Dear UK Labour
**TAX WEALTH** you absolute planks.
**TAX WEALTH** you absolute planks.
- Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment? 2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took o...
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May 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
- Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
Weighted planks
April 18, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Weighted planks
I absolutely love what the light and shadows are doing here.. 🌞
March 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I absolutely love what the light and shadows are doing here.. 🌞
this is me doing planks as well i just realized
August 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
this is me doing planks as well i just realized
I do think it’s noteworthy that when these guys are inventing party planks that don’t exist they always go to anti-racism as the mockworthy initiative
I don't think it helps the debate about what Democrats should do to pick an obscure thing that some Democrat somewhere may have said -- like on teaching eighth grade algebra -- and then attribute it to Democrats generally.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I do think it’s noteworthy that when these guys are inventing party planks that don’t exist they always go to anti-racism as the mockworthy initiative
- Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment? 2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took o...
buff.ly
March 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
- Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
- Did you replace the planks with the same material(s) as before?
- Do any of the original planks remain?
- Did you or anyone else build a ship out of the old planks?
Video games overestimate my interest in putting planks in places
April 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Video games overestimate my interest in putting planks in places
Planks can fuck off. This is what David saw.
July 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Planks can fuck off. This is what David saw.
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment?
2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took out your insurance policy?
3. Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
buff.ly/yZoe2Ke
2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took out your insurance policy?
3. Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
buff.ly/yZoe2Ke
Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment? 2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took o...
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March 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment?
2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took out your insurance policy?
3. Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
buff.ly/yZoe2Ke
2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took out your insurance policy?
3. Have all the planks of your ship been replaced?
buff.ly/yZoe2Ke
Although the wind
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Although the wind
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
blows terribly here,
the moonlight also leaks
through the roof planks
of this ruined house.
Izumi Skikubu
Ink Dark Moon
My "you're over 30" advice is do more planks
June 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My "you're over 30" advice is do more planks
this light felt extraordinary
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
this light felt extraordinary
going to start adding wooden planks in orders
September 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
going to start adding wooden planks in orders
Tonight we’re grilling salmon on alder planks
Escaping everything by being a Grill Dad for the evening
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tonight we’re grilling salmon on alder planks