#Porous
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
🚨BREAKING:

Bread is now woke, according to Alex Phillips
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
sorry I was thinking of her porous membrane
September 23, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Opinion | Our porous borders have allowed too many thieves and drug addicts to infiltrate our country.

by Elon Musk
May 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Austrlaia needs to be asking the same thing. The “5 eyes” deal is rather porous now I suspect
At what point do we conclude that by sharing intelligence with the US, the UK might as well be sharing it with Russia?
February 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It’s easy to forget how much more porous international borders used to be.
My condolences. (Also, what the heck? Who here is an expert on Canadian nationality law?)
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
One of the great delusions of modernity that borders have ever been anything other than various levels of porous.
August 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
oh come on
July 21, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm becoming more porous than ever
November 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I can't wait for the porous cutting surface to get cloudy and filled with bacteria
September 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Russia’s security is riddled with vulnerabilities, exposed and porous at every level.
June 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Vibrant mushrooms out there this morning #FungiFriends
August 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There will be increasing US propaganda aimed at Canada. Media will be complicit in normalizing it.

Secret fentanyl labs, porous border that threatens security, etc.

Bet on it. And a lot of Americans will eat it up. This has been the American playbook for decades.
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We can't continue this decades-long tantrum about the fact the sex is more porous, mutable, and dimorphic than Catholics are comfortable with.
May 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Me at 745: these edibles ain’t hittin
Me at 813: what if there was a cartoon sponge named Porous Horace
February 8, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Porous means easily penetrated. In other words, your mom.
September 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sure, the floor is lava now, but soon it will cool into a nice porous lava rock.

I’m playing the long game here.
September 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
January 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Lotta nice boletes out there #FungiFriends
July 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer
August 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
TUPPERWARE IS POROUS
May 20, 2024 at 12:14 PM
the barrier between want and need is so porous that it may as well not exist
my counter to this always is that i think ppl actually extremely underestimate their own dysphoria. very similar to like growing up in an abusive environment and not realizing how fucked up it is until you go somewhere else and talk about it and everyone's like wow what the fuck that's so fucked up
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Granite is porous.
June 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Yes, please leave the city on semi-stabilized swampland for the city on porous limestone with no recourse against the waters rising, no notes 10/10 learn how to swim
Mamdani’s shock win has raised a lot of questions in NYC. But @jonathanjlevin.bsky.social is tackling one from Miami: Would Mamdani’s mayorship actually spark an exodus from New York to Florida?

Wall Street and prominent Republicans think so. Here’s why their logic is twisted 🎥
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is absolutely true: the boundary between "housed" and "unhoused" in America is brutally porous. Millions of people are one rent hike, one missed paycheck, one medical emergency away from homelessness.

And there's massive investment in keeping that reality hidden.
Actually do things with homeless people — they are members of your community, half of them have jobs, they’re not people to play safari with and volunteer at a soup kitchen once and think you’re one and done — and you will find that the line between them and you becoming them is shockingly thin
If you have fears about homeless people in your neighborhood, I advise that you go talk to them. Bring a handful of twenties, if you can afford it, hand them out and talk to them like human beings.

You’ll stop feeling as scared and start feeling sad and angry that people have to suffer needlessly.
July 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM