#Portajohn
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
POV you just deposited a $17 chili dog in a 140-degree portajohn at the Great American State Fair
July 4, 2026 at 8:05 PM
tfw your portajohn provides you with options
June 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
During a Dylan show at prospect park I witnessed Geraldo coming out of a portajohn
it's always "list some bands you've seen" but then you never hear anything memorable about the experiences
September 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I’m so sick of this shit. I’m so sick of their depravity. Sexual assault in a fucking portajohn!? WTAF. These fascists are trash.
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I know where the portajohn is but if I see a cybertruck that’s where I’m pissing.
July 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
She can use a portajohn just like all the other DHS goons.
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There’s a reason it stuck!

“Why was your corporal reading a book on the portajohn?!”

<slowly, evenly> “why do you care?”
September 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Never seen a gendered portajohn 🤷‍♂️
November 24, 2024 at 6:40 PM
when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about
September 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
bringing the squatty potty into the portajohn
June 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
January 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I will go to substantial lengths to not have to crap in a portajohn
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Right, but not a portajohn.
May 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Or contacting you local portajohn waste disposal suppliers for other materials.
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
#portajohn #jerking waiting for you
June 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Lol
August 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What is it saving?
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
So I typically use the accessible family bathroom (which gets some stares but I usually don't have to explain myself) or find a portajohn.

Today? I used the men's room. And was totally fine.
September 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Lol yeah I just was having an unpleasant moment in a portajohn
September 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
In case it isnt crystal clear,
white guys listen closely:

He just took that handcuffed woman in there to rape her.

In a portajohn
While she cried over a cistern of shit and piss.

Do not let them take people.
January 11, 2026 at 8:27 AM
carving ‘trans rights’ into the portajohn door
May 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When I was in Afghanistan, a captain barged into the portajohn I was in (reading a book on my kindle) and then yelled at me (a corporal) for not giving him the proper greeting of the day (“good morning, sir!”)
September 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
In case it isnt crystal clear,
white guys listen closely:

He just took that handcuffed woman in there to rape her.

In a portajohn
While she cried over a cistern of shit and piss.

Do not let them take people.
January 11, 2026 at 8:28 AM
when you see skip raccoon coming out of the portajohn
September 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM