Sherrod Brown forced to admit that he washed his hands at the outdoor sink instead of inside the portajohn. The coverup is worse than the crime. Communism.
September 27, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Sherrod Brown forced to admit that he washed his hands at the outdoor sink instead of inside the portajohn. The coverup is worse than the crime. Communism.
Honestly the portajohn one would be valid
September 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Honestly the portajohn one would be valid
Lol yeah I just was having an unpleasant moment in a portajohn
September 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Lol yeah I just was having an unpleasant moment in a portajohn
I will go to substantial lengths to not have to crap in a portajohn
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I will go to substantial lengths to not have to crap in a portajohn
The taxpayers spent a lot of money (some of which I even received!) to read Moby Dick in a Kuwaiti portajohn (among other things) and I have no idea what they received for their trouble
September 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The taxpayers spent a lot of money (some of which I even received!) to read Moby Dick in a Kuwaiti portajohn (among other things) and I have no idea what they received for their trouble
"WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PORTAJOHN WITH SOME SALACIOUS SCRAWL ON THE DOOR?"
"If anybody wants to walk into a construction site ... "-- Trump's big surprise at the state dinner with Xi is inviting everybody in the room to the ballroom construction site
September 25, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PORTAJOHN WITH SOME SALACIOUS SCRAWL ON THE DOOR?"
There’s a reason it stuck!
“Why was your corporal reading a book on the portajohn?!”
<slowly, evenly> “why do you care?”
“Why was your corporal reading a book on the portajohn?!”
<slowly, evenly> “why do you care?”
September 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
There’s a reason it stuck!
“Why was your corporal reading a book on the portajohn?!”
<slowly, evenly> “why do you care?”
“Why was your corporal reading a book on the portajohn?!”
<slowly, evenly> “why do you care?”
When I was in Afghanistan, a captain barged into the portajohn I was in (reading a book on my kindle) and then yelled at me (a corporal) for not giving him the proper greeting of the day (“good morning, sir!”)
September 20, 2026 at 11:08 PM
When I was in Afghanistan, a captain barged into the portajohn I was in (reading a book on my kindle) and then yelled at me (a corporal) for not giving him the proper greeting of the day (“good morning, sir!”)
like i've watched people die violent deaths like.. several times and seen a buncha bodies shortly after death even if i didn't witness them die first-hand... but i asked around at work after someone got freaked out after finding a recently (several hour) dead body in a portajohn
September 18, 2026 at 6:38 AM
like i've watched people die violent deaths like.. several times and seen a buncha bodies shortly after death even if i didn't witness them die first-hand... but i asked around at work after someone got freaked out after finding a recently (several hour) dead body in a portajohn
Here are my questions:
1) are there no bathrooms along the hyrox course? Like can you duck into the portajohn without being DQ'd?
2) what is the limit on bodily fluids? Like you're SWEATING all over the equipment. I'd bet SOMEONE let a little pee leak out.
1) are there no bathrooms along the hyrox course? Like can you duck into the portajohn without being DQ'd?
2) what is the limit on bodily fluids? Like you're SWEATING all over the equipment. I'd bet SOMEONE let a little pee leak out.
September 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Here are my questions:
1) are there no bathrooms along the hyrox course? Like can you duck into the portajohn without being DQ'd?
2) what is the limit on bodily fluids? Like you're SWEATING all over the equipment. I'd bet SOMEONE let a little pee leak out.
1) are there no bathrooms along the hyrox course? Like can you duck into the portajohn without being DQ'd?
2) what is the limit on bodily fluids? Like you're SWEATING all over the equipment. I'd bet SOMEONE let a little pee leak out.
when you see skip raccoon coming out of the portajohn
September 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
when you see skip raccoon coming out of the portajohn
when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about
September 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about
jeez what was that person using the portajohn eating to do that kind of damage?
September 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
jeez what was that person using the portajohn eating to do that kind of damage?
I hear the Doctor Who theme seeing the sunken portajohn
September 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I hear the Doctor Who theme seeing the sunken portajohn
So I typically use the accessible family bathroom (which gets some stares but I usually don't have to explain myself) or find a portajohn.
Today? I used the men's room. And was totally fine.
Today? I used the men's room. And was totally fine.
September 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
So I typically use the accessible family bathroom (which gets some stares but I usually don't have to explain myself) or find a portajohn.
Today? I used the men's room. And was totally fine.
Today? I used the men's room. And was totally fine.
During a Dylan show at prospect park I witnessed Geraldo coming out of a portajohn
it's always "list some bands you've seen" but then you never hear anything memorable about the experiences
September 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
During a Dylan show at prospect park I witnessed Geraldo coming out of a portajohn
Saw Action Bronson at Bonnaroo and Roots Picnic, and he did most of his set at the former reclining in an office chair with a sweat towel on his head, and some of his set at the latter from inside a portajohn.
September 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Saw Action Bronson at Bonnaroo and Roots Picnic, and he did most of his set at the former reclining in an office chair with a sweat towel on his head, and some of his set at the latter from inside a portajohn.
they added a portajohn this year at least!
September 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
they added a portajohn this year at least!
Little Building 260519
It's bigger than a PortaJohn
#photography #littleBuilding #mensRestRoom #cinderBlockRestroom #publicToilet (I don't know)
#year2023 #carnegiepa #pittsburgh
It's bigger than a PortaJohn
#photography #littleBuilding #mensRestRoom #cinderBlockRestroom #publicToilet (I don't know)
#year2023 #carnegiepa #pittsburgh
September 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Little Building 260519
It's bigger than a PortaJohn
#photography #littleBuilding #mensRestRoom #cinderBlockRestroom #publicToilet (I don't know)
#year2023 #carnegiepa #pittsburgh
It's bigger than a PortaJohn
#photography #littleBuilding #mensRestRoom #cinderBlockRestroom #publicToilet (I don't know)
#year2023 #carnegiepa #pittsburgh
Are we still subtweeting Greg Bovino, former ICE director, who definitely fell into a portajohn in the mountains of NC and nobody helped him and they all laughed, ask me how I know?
That Greg Bovino?
That Greg Bovino?
it's always hilarious to me when a big loud peacock dude gets humbled by a local old guy who remembers when he got caught jerking off in a barn when his daddy brought him shooting on the old guy's land 20 years ago
August 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Are we still subtweeting Greg Bovino, former ICE director, who definitely fell into a portajohn in the mountains of NC and nobody helped him and they all laughed, ask me how I know?
That Greg Bovino?
That Greg Bovino?
We are as long as he occupies the
gold festooned portajohn he’s made
of the Oval.
gold festooned portajohn he’s made
of the Oval.
August 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We are as long as he occupies the
gold festooned portajohn he’s made
of the Oval.
gold festooned portajohn he’s made
of the Oval.
That feeling where you just barely stop from shitting yourself and thus don't have to grab your emergency pack at work.
Driving a front end loader on a dirt road as fast as you can while bouncing all over and trying to hover to get to the portajohn. True adrenaline!
Driving a front end loader on a dirt road as fast as you can while bouncing all over and trying to hover to get to the portajohn. True adrenaline!
August 27, 2026 at 12:21 PM
That feeling where you just barely stop from shitting yourself and thus don't have to grab your emergency pack at work.
Driving a front end loader on a dirt road as fast as you can while bouncing all over and trying to hover to get to the portajohn. True adrenaline!
Driving a front end loader on a dirt road as fast as you can while bouncing all over and trying to hover to get to the portajohn. True adrenaline!
is a womans' portajohn a portajill?
August 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
is a womans' portajohn a portajill?
My name is Bathroom Barry, not Portajohn Paul
August 24, 2026 at 7:04 AM
My name is Bathroom Barry, not Portajohn Paul