Replacing them with child rape supporters doesn’t seem like a winning strategy, you gummy potatohead…
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Replacing them with child rape supporters doesn’t seem like a winning strategy, you gummy potatohead…
this fucking potatohead pincushion?
June 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this fucking potatohead pincushion?
In her single days Mrs Potatohead actually refused to date Walter Cronkite and Vin Scully, because they were just commentators.
August 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In her single days Mrs Potatohead actually refused to date Walter Cronkite and Vin Scully, because they were just commentators.
Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
it should be an equally seismic story that everyone knows trump is such a racist potatohead that no one was surprised
i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet
May 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
it should be an equally seismic story that everyone knows trump is such a racist potatohead that no one was surprised
im calling my money guy tomorrow to remind him about mx. potatohead
April 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
im calling my money guy tomorrow to remind him about mx. potatohead
Nemo Potatohead for Doc.
@spartansamurai.bsky.social
@spartansamurai.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nemo Potatohead for Doc.
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Terrifying if literal:
Mr. Potatohead
Mr. Potatohead
August 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Terrifying if literal:
Mr. Potatohead
Mr. Potatohead
Sorry, but look at this lumpy President Potatohead MFer.
Trump’s Iran debacle reveals the perils of fighting unprepared for causes without broad support. I think that’s essentially why it’s been so hard to get Democrats to fight Republicans harder. But avoidance means dismissing the notion that some fights are righteous and winnable.
What Trump's Iran Humiliation Can Teach Democrats About Fighting
Nobody wants to get stuck in a quagmire. But that can't mean tolerating the status quo forever. It must mean rallying the public to righteous causes and fighting to win.
www.offmessage.net
April 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Sorry, but look at this lumpy President Potatohead MFer.
I know only so many people care about New York City, and I respect that. But I want people to know that this potatohead goober owns the consensus Worst Grocery Store Chain, for price and for quality, in a city with some truly heinous grocery stores.
Billionaire John Catsimatidis threatens to close Gristedes chain if socialist Zohran Mamdani elected NYC mayor
Billionaire John Catsimatidis threatens to close Gristedes chain if socialist Zohran Mamdani elected NYC mayor
"Will Mamdani run the supermarkets with union help? When people start shoplifting, will he even have cops arrest them," Catsimatidis pondered.
nypost.com
June 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I know only so many people care about New York City, and I respect that. But I want people to know that this potatohead goober owns the consensus Worst Grocery Store Chain, for price and for quality, in a city with some truly heinous grocery stores.
[flirtatiously placing my hand on his thigh at the bar]
So where’s *Mrs* Potatohead tonight?
So where’s *Mrs* Potatohead tonight?
January 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
[flirtatiously placing my hand on his thigh at the bar]
So where’s *Mrs* Potatohead tonight?
So where’s *Mrs* Potatohead tonight?
How do you clean your potatoes?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
How do you clean your potatoes?
My man looks like Mr Potatohead and Joe McCarthy made a baby they never loved.
August 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My man looks like Mr Potatohead and Joe McCarthy made a baby they never loved.
...and female M&Ms, and rainbows, and Mr. Potatohead, and Barbie, and a beer can, and a Starbucks cup, and "Happy Holidays", and Taylor Swift existing, and a free press, and non-white mermaids, and masks, and accountability, and female ghostbusters, and... and... and...
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
...and female M&Ms, and rainbows, and Mr. Potatohead, and Barbie, and a beer can, and a Starbucks cup, and "Happy Holidays", and Taylor Swift existing, and a free press, and non-white mermaids, and masks, and accountability, and female ghostbusters, and... and... and...
Could we maybe slip "Garden Slugs" in just above ol' Tommy "Potatohead" Tuberville?
September 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Could we maybe slip "Garden Slugs" in just above ol' Tommy "Potatohead" Tuberville?
im gonna mcfreakin lose it
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
im gonna mcfreakin lose it
dude's face is scrambled like mr potatohead
HANNITY: Congratulations on your victory
*cut to Ken Paxton*
Paxton: 🥴🥴🥴
*cut to Ken Paxton*
Paxton: 🥴🥴🥴
May 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
dude's face is scrambled like mr potatohead
Fuck if my first thought wasn't MISTER POTATOHEAD WENT MAGA????
August 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fuck if my first thought wasn't MISTER POTATOHEAD WENT MAGA????
Couldn't've happened to a nicer misshapen potatohead.
Have a lovely Saturday night, everyone x www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Father Ted co-creator charged with criminal damage and harassment
After being contacted by the Mirror, Mr Linehan today issued a statement claiming: 'This is part of a long history of the police acting as a goon squad for trans rights activists'
www.mirror.co.uk
April 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Couldn't've happened to a nicer misshapen potatohead.
The Potatohead has me drooling, again. #ValdezGT @growingjohnsons.bsky.social
May 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Potatohead has me drooling, again. #ValdezGT @growingjohnsons.bsky.social