I prayed for meteors, we got drones instead. Sad.
December 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I prayed for meteors, we got drones instead. Sad.
prayed for the first time before having dinner tonight bc the gov cut funding and im about to eat this lettuce
July 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
prayed for the first time before having dinner tonight bc the gov cut funding and im about to eat this lettuce
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
Beyonce prayed for this!!!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Beyonce prayed for this!!!!!!
Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
March 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Dear Humans,
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
Your great-grandparents prayed for a cure for measles.
You have it—and yet some of you want to 'research' your way back to the 1800s.
I really wish John Fetterman would remember the people who stood by him, prayed for him and cheered him on.
December 23, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I really wish John Fetterman would remember the people who stood by him, prayed for him and cheered him on.
I have thought on it and prayed about it, and I have decided: I am running to be the next U.S. Senator from North Carolina.
July 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have thought on it and prayed about it, and I have decided: I am running to be the next U.S. Senator from North Carolina.
Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific
May 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Turns out when I prayed for the president to get cancer I should have been more specific
The people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they’d made…
September 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they’d made…
The Holy Ear of Butler, Pennsylvania.
Have you prayed for its miraculous gift of healing?
Have you prayed for its miraculous gift of healing?
September 23, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The Holy Ear of Butler, Pennsylvania.
Have you prayed for its miraculous gift of healing?
Have you prayed for its miraculous gift of healing?
should have prayed harder
September 23, 2026 at 10:44 PM
should have prayed harder
sad to lose a pope that prayed for Palestine every day
April 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
sad to lose a pope that prayed for Palestine every day
This proves to me Trump has never actually prayed to God.
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This proves to me Trump has never actually prayed to God.
Sister washed, prayed, time to get dressed!
April 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Sister washed, prayed, time to get dressed!
And the people bowed and prayed
To the Neon God they made
To the Neon God they made
July 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
And the people bowed and prayed
To the Neon God they made
To the Neon God they made
School just started, and we are already mourning two children killed and dozens more injured as they prayed during mass.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.
August 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
School just started, and we are already mourning two children killed and dozens more injured as they prayed during mass.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.
At the job I prayed for. Happy Monday.
May 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
At the job I prayed for. Happy Monday.
October 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
He prayed for her
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious?
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious?
July 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
He prayed for her
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious?
She prayed for him
Can I make it any more obvious?
Have you prayed today, kon?
February 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Have you prayed today, kon?
I prayed for this.
At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.
February 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I prayed for this.
don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before