#PresentDad
Jeef absolutely cooked me with this one and it's still making me laugh
May 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
presentdad is an anagram for "dad repents"
May 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
August 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Already blocked but fuck that guy (Beefhurt, not Presentdad. Presentdad is great)
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
hell yeah presentdad
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
🏆 “The Riveting Memoir Of LaCroix Boi”

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help

bsky.app/profile/lacr...
trying to even out the strings on my hoodie: a memoir
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
but I learned it from you, ‪presentdad!
June 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Is it today? The conversion to PresentDad?
April 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
THE PRESENTDAD TELLING THE PRESENTDAD
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🏆 “The Grater Things In Life”

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online

bsky.app/profile/lacr...
my cheese shredder is really great i don’t think it could be grater
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
🏆 “Pun In The Sun”

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help

bsky.app/profile/lacr...
ickarus flew too close to the pun
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The other day I asked @lacroixboi.dadguy.online what he was going to change his username to now that he is officially a dad. And I said "Presentdad?" "Ongoingdad?"

It looks like he went with presentdad.

I'm giving myself credit for this even tho he could've thought of it very easily without me.
April 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
he is PresentDad for everyone
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
congratulations presentdad!
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the moon must eat really slow because it only gets full once a month
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
god damn it presentdad
April 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
🧐
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You’re actually dad now, aka presentdad
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
[presentdad🙋🏼‍♂️ and 2 others liked your skeet]

Me:
August 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
logging on
May 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
presentdad is using an older version of the app
April 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
🏆 “Whale-Sized WTF”

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online

bsky.app/profile/lacr...
what is the ‘h’ in whale even doing
July 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
best moments of my bluesky day are those ones where i’m pondering how we went from the initial post to whatever the fuck @robmcfadden.bsky.social is doing deep in the replies
May 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM