this only works on humans/primates
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this only works on humans/primates
These small primates 🐵 are pygmy marmosets, recognized as the smallest monkeys in the world snacking on peas 🫛
June 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
These small primates 🐵 are pygmy marmosets, recognized as the smallest monkeys in the world snacking on peas 🫛
We'd be a lot better off if we dump the religions and accept this.
June 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
We'd be a lot better off if we dump the religions and accept this.
Something something primates
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December 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Something something primates
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Primates are woke
Evidence shows that in nonhuman primates, same-gender sexual behavior plays an important role in the survival of individuals within certain species, helping them navigate harsh climates, predators, food scarcity and complex social structures.
The evolutionary upside of same-sex sex among primates
New science suggests why monkeys and other primates engage in same-sex relations
www.washingtonpost.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Primates are woke
When one falls behind, the whole herd slows down. Elephants, wolves, dolphins and primates protect their weakest members instead of leaving them to fend for themselves.
September 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
When one falls behind, the whole herd slows down. Elephants, wolves, dolphins and primates protect their weakest members instead of leaving them to fend for themselves.
New research links same-sex behaviors in nonhuman primates to the evolution of complex social structures
New Study Probes How Same-Sex Behaviors Evolved in Nonhuman Primates
New research links same-sex behaviors in nonhuman primates to the evolution of complex social structures
www.scientificamerican.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
New research links same-sex behaviors in nonhuman primates to the evolution of complex social structures
primates: imma farm this plant
plants:
primates: that's right. ten gajillion copies of your genome. forever
plants: :D
plants:
primates: that's right. ten gajillion copies of your genome. forever
plants: :D
March 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
primates: imma farm this plant
plants:
primates: that's right. ten gajillion copies of your genome. forever
plants: :D
plants:
primates: that's right. ten gajillion copies of your genome. forever
plants: :D
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
Primate pet ownership fuels a brutal industry. This bill could slow it down
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
n.pr
July 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
We are the pugs of primates?
September 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
We are the pugs of primates?
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
Primate pet ownership fuels a brutal industry. This bill could slow it down
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
n.pr
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
For most pet primates in the United States, life is marked by chronic stress, malnutrition and illness — if they survive at all. A bill in Congress would aim to make ownership of captive primates illegal in all 50 states.
they labeled him like a specimen in a zoo for aging primates
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
they labeled him like a specimen in a zoo for aging primates
Galagos, also known as bush babies, are small primates native to continental, sub-Sahara Africa.
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July 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Galagos, also known as bush babies, are small primates native to continental, sub-Sahara Africa.
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Primates didn’t invent fish.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Primates didn’t invent fish.
Primates at the National Zoo were shocked when they heard Trump was deporting them and replacing them with MTG and Lauren Boebert.
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Primates at the National Zoo were shocked when they heard Trump was deporting them and replacing them with MTG and Lauren Boebert.
But we can go *even further back* because we can observe war behaviors among near human primates!
Not all near-human primates war (Bonobos do not), but some - famously Chimpanzees - do.
Not all near-human primates war (Bonobos do not), but some - famously Chimpanzees - do.
August 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
But we can go *even further back* because we can observe war behaviors among near human primates!
Not all near-human primates war (Bonobos do not), but some - famously Chimpanzees - do.
Not all near-human primates war (Bonobos do not), but some - famously Chimpanzees - do.
They do the same with primates, jumping over Chimpanzees (who do fight and murder) to other primates who don't.
August 25, 2026 at 11:05 PM
They do the same with primates, jumping over Chimpanzees (who do fight and murder) to other primates who don't.
Movie: Primates of the Caribbean
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
March 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Movie: Primates of the Caribbean
Language: English
Country: United States
Language: English
Country: United States
Like most lower primates, our ruling class despise the mirror
June 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Like most lower primates, our ruling class despise the mirror
Le saviez-vous ?
Plus de 80 espèces de primates "aiment se faire des animaux de compagnie".
Cette nouvelle étude montre que les primates ne se contentent pas d'interagir avec d'autres animaux à l'état sauvage, ils les caressent, jouent et dorment avec eux, les épouillent et s'occupent d'eux.
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Plus de 80 espèces de primates "aiment se faire des animaux de compagnie".
Cette nouvelle étude montre que les primates ne se contentent pas d'interagir avec d'autres animaux à l'état sauvage, ils les caressent, jouent et dorment avec eux, les épouillent et s'occupent d'eux.
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September 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Le saviez-vous ?
Plus de 80 espèces de primates "aiment se faire des animaux de compagnie".
Cette nouvelle étude montre que les primates ne se contentent pas d'interagir avec d'autres animaux à l'état sauvage, ils les caressent, jouent et dorment avec eux, les épouillent et s'occupent d'eux.
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Plus de 80 espèces de primates "aiment se faire des animaux de compagnie".
Cette nouvelle étude montre que les primates ne se contentent pas d'interagir avec d'autres animaux à l'état sauvage, ils les caressent, jouent et dorment avec eux, les épouillent et s'occupent d'eux.
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2. Finally, my expertise in non-human primates comes in handy.
February 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
2. Finally, my expertise in non-human primates comes in handy.
Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality
October 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Rest in peace to Jane Goodall, whose tireless advocacy for primates has brought us closer than ever to the Planet of the Apes becoming a terrifying reality