speaker could legitimately add “primates, amirite?”
AI labs writing 400-page threat models on how a superintelligence might socially engineer humanity while the guy holding the entire planet's GPU supply folds to a regular 1962 honeypot
November 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
speaker could legitimately add “primates, amirite?”
If we specified “male primates,”
the demographic entitled to roll their eyes would expand
the demographic entitled to roll their eyes would expand
November 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If we specified “male primates,”
the demographic entitled to roll their eyes would expand
the demographic entitled to roll their eyes would expand
I'm sure he's right to say Wiles is corrupt but also fuck this grifting quack. He starts with a fake "MAHA" reason why humans are "the only primates with pediatric cancer".
0.02% of US kids get cancer and we need to help each one of them; other primates, we don't care about 0.02% of the juveniles.
0.02% of US kids get cancer and we need to help each one of them; other primates, we don't care about 0.02% of the juveniles.
November 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'm sure he's right to say Wiles is corrupt but also fuck this grifting quack. He starts with a fake "MAHA" reason why humans are "the only primates with pediatric cancer".
0.02% of US kids get cancer and we need to help each one of them; other primates, we don't care about 0.02% of the juveniles.
0.02% of US kids get cancer and we need to help each one of them; other primates, we don't care about 0.02% of the juveniles.
Orangutan Aurora sliding.
[📹 : Primates Supervisor Amanda | Houston Zoo]
[📹 : Primates Supervisor Amanda | Houston Zoo]
November 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Orangutan Aurora sliding.
[📹 : Primates Supervisor Amanda | Houston Zoo]
[📹 : Primates Supervisor Amanda | Houston Zoo]
First, we have to clear something up: HIV didn’t just appear in the 1980s.
The virus is actually ancient. It’s been circulating in primates for thousands of years. The specific virus that causes AIDS is a descendant of SIV Simian Immunodeficiency Virus.
The virus is actually ancient. It’s been circulating in primates for thousands of years. The specific virus that causes AIDS is a descendant of SIV Simian Immunodeficiency Virus.
November 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
First, we have to clear something up: HIV didn’t just appear in the 1980s.
The virus is actually ancient. It’s been circulating in primates for thousands of years. The specific virus that causes AIDS is a descendant of SIV Simian Immunodeficiency Virus.
The virus is actually ancient. It’s been circulating in primates for thousands of years. The specific virus that causes AIDS is a descendant of SIV Simian Immunodeficiency Virus.
The Cat Ba langur (also known as the golden-headed langur) is one of the rarest primates on Earth. It lives only on Cat Ba Island in Northern Vietnam. There are only about 70-80 left in existence. #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
November 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The Cat Ba langur (also known as the golden-headed langur) is one of the rarest primates on Earth. It lives only on Cat Ba Island in Northern Vietnam. There are only about 70-80 left in existence. #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
How do we know all this?
We use a molecular clock. By looking at the genetic mutations of the virus today and calculating the rate of change, we can trace the family tree backwards.
Scientists estimate HIV crossed from primates to humans in Cameroon between 1900 and 1920.
We use a molecular clock. By looking at the genetic mutations of the virus today and calculating the rate of change, we can trace the family tree backwards.
Scientists estimate HIV crossed from primates to humans in Cameroon between 1900 and 1920.
November 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
How do we know all this?
We use a molecular clock. By looking at the genetic mutations of the virus today and calculating the rate of change, we can trace the family tree backwards.
Scientists estimate HIV crossed from primates to humans in Cameroon between 1900 and 1920.
We use a molecular clock. By looking at the genetic mutations of the virus today and calculating the rate of change, we can trace the family tree backwards.
Scientists estimate HIV crossed from primates to humans in Cameroon between 1900 and 1920.
touched up an older piece for my printbook~ man i love me some primates 😜🍆💦
November 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
touched up an older piece for my printbook~ man i love me some primates 😜🍆💦
So, how did SIV (monkey virus) become HIV (human virus)?
It all comes down to blood.
In Central Africa, hunting chimpanzees and other primates for bushmeat was and still is common. Hunters got cuts while butchering, allowing monkey blood to mix with human blood.
That’s the crossover event.
It all comes down to blood.
In Central Africa, hunting chimpanzees and other primates for bushmeat was and still is common. Hunters got cuts while butchering, allowing monkey blood to mix with human blood.
That’s the crossover event.
November 9, 2026 at 12:57 PM
So, how did SIV (monkey virus) become HIV (human virus)?
It all comes down to blood.
In Central Africa, hunting chimpanzees and other primates for bushmeat was and still is common. Hunters got cuts while butchering, allowing monkey blood to mix with human blood.
That’s the crossover event.
It all comes down to blood.
In Central Africa, hunting chimpanzees and other primates for bushmeat was and still is common. Hunters got cuts while butchering, allowing monkey blood to mix with human blood.
That’s the crossover event.
A new voice for the Primates is coming.
Protect Our Primates UK is a new campaign dedicated to ending the breeding, importing & use of primates in UK animal testing.
#ProtectOurPrimatesUK #EndAnimalTesting #AnimalFreeScience #SaveThePrimates #UntilEveryCageIsEmpty
Protect Our Primates UK is a new campaign dedicated to ending the breeding, importing & use of primates in UK animal testing.
#ProtectOurPrimatesUK #EndAnimalTesting #AnimalFreeScience #SaveThePrimates #UntilEveryCageIsEmpty
November 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A new voice for the Primates is coming.
Protect Our Primates UK is a new campaign dedicated to ending the breeding, importing & use of primates in UK animal testing.
#ProtectOurPrimatesUK #EndAnimalTesting #AnimalFreeScience #SaveThePrimates #UntilEveryCageIsEmpty
Protect Our Primates UK is a new campaign dedicated to ending the breeding, importing & use of primates in UK animal testing.
#ProtectOurPrimatesUK #EndAnimalTesting #AnimalFreeScience #SaveThePrimates #UntilEveryCageIsEmpty
That "monkey" shit directed towards black folks by racist whites has always been amusing to me because monkeys, all primates in fact, have thin lips and straight hair. Close your eyes and read that description in your head, couldn't possibly describe black folks! Thin lips? Straight hair? GTFOOH!
November 9, 2026 at 11:52 AM
That "monkey" shit directed towards black folks by racist whites has always been amusing to me because monkeys, all primates in fact, have thin lips and straight hair. Close your eyes and read that description in your head, couldn't possibly describe black folks! Thin lips? Straight hair? GTFOOH!
We're all just a bunch of goofy primates :)
November 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
We're all just a bunch of goofy primates :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levator...
There is a muscle in the human neck that only at most about 3% of the population has, Leonardo Da Vinci won the corpse dissection lottery by dissecting a corpse who had it and drawing it.
Other primates have it, humans stopped for some reason.
There is a muscle in the human neck that only at most about 3% of the population has, Leonardo Da Vinci won the corpse dissection lottery by dissecting a corpse who had it and drawing it.
Other primates have it, humans stopped for some reason.
Levator claviculae muscle - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levator...
There is a muscle in the human neck that only at most about 3% of the population has, Leonardo Da Vinci won the corpse dissection lottery by dissecting a corpse who had it and drawing it.
Other primates have it, humans stopped for some reason.
There is a muscle in the human neck that only at most about 3% of the population has, Leonardo Da Vinci won the corpse dissection lottery by dissecting a corpse who had it and drawing it.
Other primates have it, humans stopped for some reason.
Here's another fun fact: Horses (and zebras) are the only mammals besides primates (including humans) that sweat.
November 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Here's another fun fact: Horses (and zebras) are the only mammals besides primates (including humans) that sweat.
Baby chimpanzees blow ‘raspberries’ because adults do it first www.popsci.com/environment/...
Baby chimpanzees blow 'raspberries' because adults do it first
In a surprising first, scientists observed the primates learning new sounds.
www.popsci.com
November 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Baby chimpanzees blow ‘raspberries’ because adults do it first www.popsci.com/environment/...
November 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Wondering where the ancient primates originally got it?
November 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Wondering where the ancient primates originally got it?
You're not wrong @radiofreetom.bsky.social MAGA did compare Black people to primates. Leftists are doing it now too.
November 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
You're not wrong @radiofreetom.bsky.social MAGA did compare Black people to primates. Leftists are doing it now too.
This would have been a bit bold statement 25 years ago, but culture in animals, especially animals like whales and primates, is pretty well-established and accepted now.
I’m not sure why so many act as if it’s still something that should be cautiously whispered about.
I’m not sure why so many act as if it’s still something that should be cautiously whispered about.
“They think it’s culture,” she said, looking around to make sure no one was about to attack for this bold statement. So, possibly, is the hyper-specializing of some orca pods on specific salmon species, to the point they ignore other salmon completely even if hungry.
November 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
This would have been a bit bold statement 25 years ago, but culture in animals, especially animals like whales and primates, is pretty well-established and accepted now.
I’m not sure why so many act as if it’s still something that should be cautiously whispered about.
I’m not sure why so many act as if it’s still something that should be cautiously whispered about.
Found in tree hollows of #Sulawesi #Indonesia, tiny #primates 🐵🧐 Gursky’s Spectral #Tarsiers are #carnivores with their food, #insects 🪲🦗 being poisoned by #palmoil and #pesticides ☠️ Fight for them! #Boycottpalmoil #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2026/02/22/g...
November 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Found in tree hollows of #Sulawesi #Indonesia, tiny #primates 🐵🧐 Gursky’s Spectral #Tarsiers are #carnivores with their food, #insects 🪲🦗 being poisoned by #palmoil and #pesticides ☠️ Fight for them! #Boycottpalmoil #Boycott4Wildlife @palmoildetect.bsky.social palmoildetectives.com/2026/02/22/g...
humans are primates
November 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
humans are primates
I immediately looked into pediatric cancer in non-human primates. They cannot get basic facts straight.
November 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
I immediately looked into pediatric cancer in non-human primates. They cannot get basic facts straight.
Insects in general tend to be one-note to people. Think of it like primates and bananas. The difference is that, in our modern world, most people recognize the beauty and complexity of primates. Few people's first thoughts when seeing a chimpanzee are "heheh banana" and fewer think to speak it aloud
November 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Insects in general tend to be one-note to people. Think of it like primates and bananas. The difference is that, in our modern world, most people recognize the beauty and complexity of primates. Few people's first thoughts when seeing a chimpanzee are "heheh banana" and fewer think to speak it aloud
I have beennto a place like that with primates, Miami maybe?
November 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I have beennto a place like that with primates, Miami maybe?
Sí, lo es. Sigue con Padres, hijos y primates. De nada.
November 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Sí, lo es. Sigue con Padres, hijos y primates. De nada.