#PunctuationMatters
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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#DaddJokes
December 19, 2024 at 9:45 AM
#PunctuationMatters 😂😂😂

(Glad I’m not the only one who noticed)
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
IS THIS WHAT YOU MEAN ?

"No! Water should be NATIONALISED"

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January 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I made this a while ago and kept forgetting to post it.

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#KikuchiTadashi #TadaAi
#Sk8theInfinity
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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August 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
National Punctuation Day.

A period is the first punctuation a child controls. Before they notice them, a page is one long breathless line.

Read aloud tonight and breathe at every dot.

#PeriodFirst #PunctuationMatters
September 24, 2026 at 12:34 PM
January 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Im not sure if I'm more impressed by the irony or the ignorance.

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July 26, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Arguably, it's Always a Prime Time to Grind Lesbians 💜
#PunctuationMatters
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A tasty snack is only a hyphen away from a truly unfortunate medical condition…

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November 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Wow, they're really making progress with these modern fuels... 😂 #punctuationmatters
May 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
#1073 Archaic Emulation

Who pays for dinner?
Archaic emulation
Old dating custom?

Who pays for dinner?
Archaic emulation
Old dating custom!

#firewords280 #ArchaicEmulation #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
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@artinwords.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Laadussas vikaa. Olé!

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November 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
please remember to keep your cows on a short leash while on the subway 🤷‍♂️😂 #freefalling #punctuationmatters
September 8, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Possibly Day 19. I don’t think anyone will notice I skipped 13 days.
#eatsshootsandleaves
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#booksky
#bookchallenge
December 26, 2024 at 7:10 AM
it’s that time of year again. #punctuationmatters #punctuationsaveslives
November 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
January 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oxford comma? Yes please!
Also commas, semicolons, and periods! 😉

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@iansayer.bsky.social
April 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
December 20, 2024 at 4:45 PM
#signsilliness punctuationmatters
Luckily, my sandwich stopped smoking some time ago.
September 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM