hey quick q what time / day / year is it ?
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
hey quick q what time / day / year is it ?
Josh Gad, a man who has had on screen sex with Q*Bert, is somehow having a great day
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October 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Josh Gad, a man who has had on screen sex with Q*Bert, is somehow having a great day
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Extremely hard emotions day, hugs would very much be appreciated Q^Q
October 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Extremely hard emotions day, hugs would very much be appreciated Q^Q
Q: What happens in Gaza the day after the hostage release?
TRUMP: Day after what?
Q: The day after the hostage release, what happens?
TRUMP: Hopefully you're gonna have great success for -- I call it everlasting success
TRUMP: Day after what?
Q: The day after the hostage release, what happens?
TRUMP: Hopefully you're gonna have great success for -- I call it everlasting success
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Q: What happens in Gaza the day after the hostage release?
TRUMP: Day after what?
Q: The day after the hostage release, what happens?
TRUMP: Hopefully you're gonna have great success for -- I call it everlasting success
TRUMP: Day after what?
Q: The day after the hostage release, what happens?
TRUMP: Hopefully you're gonna have great success for -- I call it everlasting success
Q of the Day: If @billmaher gets a mark twain award, and literally nobody cares, did it even happen ?
June 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Q of the Day: If @billmaher gets a mark twain award, and literally nobody cares, did it even happen ?
I'm gonna be real, I wasn't very excited for altman v musk until literally... reading this from musk's deposition
March 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm gonna be real, I wasn't very excited for altman v musk until literally... reading this from musk's deposition
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
valentines day robots, Q-oir and sara @critatonic.newgrounds.com's oc
February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
valentines day robots, Q-oir and sara @critatonic.newgrounds.com's oc
"Don't care, it's still Caturday...every day"
What is it with the Q-Tips? My cat is obsessed with cotton, but especially Q-Tips.
What is it with the Q-Tips? My cat is obsessed with cotton, but especially Q-Tips.
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Don't care, it's still Caturday...every day"
What is it with the Q-Tips? My cat is obsessed with cotton, but especially Q-Tips.
What is it with the Q-Tips? My cat is obsessed with cotton, but especially Q-Tips.
Q: What do you call Tesla shedding $71 billion in value a single day?
A: A good start.
A: A good start.
January 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Q: What do you call Tesla shedding $71 billion in value a single day?
A: A good start.
A: A good start.
Day 30 - Q-Bee (Darkstalkers)
March 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Day 30 - Q-Bee (Darkstalkers)
What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-spider-man-brand-new-day/
July 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-spider-man-brand-new-day/
Thos day TODAY!!!!!
Q, all th first
Q, all th first
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Thos day TODAY!!!!!
Q, all th first
Q, all th first
[oc] Robo maid for Maid Day (^q^)
May 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
[oc] Robo maid for Maid Day (^q^)
Q: “Do you personally approve the press office tweets that go out?”
Gov. Gavin Newsom: “We have a kiII switch…”
Q: “How many do you kiII?”
Newsom: “Less every day.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom: “We have a kiII switch…”
Q: “How many do you kiII?”
Newsom: “Less every day.”
August 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Q: “Do you personally approve the press office tweets that go out?”
Gov. Gavin Newsom: “We have a kiII switch…”
Q: “How many do you kiII?”
Newsom: “Less every day.”
Gov. Gavin Newsom: “We have a kiII switch…”
Q: “How many do you kiII?”
Newsom: “Less every day.”
Q: What requires more electricity than every home in Wisconsin combined and uses as much water in one day as thousands of families collectively use in a year?
A: Data centers.
A: Data centers.
September 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Q: What requires more electricity than every home in Wisconsin combined and uses as much water in one day as thousands of families collectively use in a year?
A: Data centers.
A: Data centers.
Day 3 of vacation. Already I’ve forgotten how to write my name. I want to say it has a Q
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Day 3 of vacation. Already I’ve forgotten how to write my name. I want to say it has a Q
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
Q: You’re gonna be sure to vote in the midterms, right?
DEM: Of course!! Unless it’s raining, or I’m a little tired that day.
Q: No, no— this is the most important election in U.S. history! Nothing can come between you and voting!
DEM: Nah— not unless I’m thirsty or something.
DEM: Of course!! Unless it’s raining, or I’m a little tired that day.
Q: No, no— this is the most important election in U.S. history! Nothing can come between you and voting!
DEM: Nah— not unless I’m thirsty or something.
August 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Q: You’re gonna be sure to vote in the midterms, right?
DEM: Of course!! Unless it’s raining, or I’m a little tired that day.
Q: No, no— this is the most important election in U.S. history! Nothing can come between you and voting!
DEM: Nah— not unless I’m thirsty or something.
DEM: Of course!! Unless it’s raining, or I’m a little tired that day.
Q: No, no— this is the most important election in U.S. history! Nothing can come between you and voting!
DEM: Nah— not unless I’m thirsty or something.
Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?
DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.
DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.
June 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Q: If the president is in such perfect health, why does he keep going back in for checkups?
DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.
DR OZ: I think he likes the results. He does really well. He aces the test every single day.
Second Q&A screening of the day was John Carpenter’s THE THING at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, which was preceded by a Q&A with director-composer John Carpenter moderated by PARASITE director Bong Joon Ho. The Q&A ended with Bong asking Carpenter to score his upcoming horror project.
March 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Second Q&A screening of the day was John Carpenter’s THE THING at the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures, which was preceded by a Q&A with director-composer John Carpenter moderated by PARASITE director Bong Joon Ho. The Q&A ended with Bong asking Carpenter to score his upcoming horror project.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
When my kid was 4 we started Bedtime Qs: ask anything you want during snuggles. His first Q: "What happens after we die?" Day 2: "Why do some people do mean things?" Day 3: "What was the very first plant?" MANY followup Qs. Explaining Gay was easy!
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
When my kid was 4 we started Bedtime Qs: ask anything you want during snuggles. His first Q: "What happens after we die?" Day 2: "Why do some people do mean things?" Day 3: "What was the very first plant?" MANY followup Qs. Explaining Gay was easy!
After q long day of work.
January 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
After q long day of work.
Q 3 of the Day:
April 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Q 3 of the Day: