New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
August 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Quinceañeras *are* expensive.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Quinceañeras *are* expensive.
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State Un...
theonion.com
August 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
INBOX: Latin Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter Bobby Pulido, who is running as the Democratic candidate for #TX15, is offering to sing at any quinceañera in his district by request, after his Republican opponent remarked that he “only belong[s] at Quinceañeras":
pulidoevents.com/quince
pulidoevents.com/quince
March 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
INBOX: Latin Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter Bobby Pulido, who is running as the Democratic candidate for #TX15, is offering to sing at any quinceañera in his district by request, after his Republican opponent remarked that he “only belong[s] at Quinceañeras":
pulidoevents.com/quince
pulidoevents.com/quince
Lo único malo de este antro es que jamás podrá tener algo que supere el *me pongo de pie* HILO DE LAS QUINCEAÑERAS
November 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Lo único malo de este antro es que jamás podrá tener algo que supere el *me pongo de pie* HILO DE LAS QUINCEAÑERAS
My favorite fact about Will Cain is that he once ran a Hispanic media outlet called "Quince Media" that covered quinceañeras
Fox News' Will Cain: “There's a weird kind of smugness... in the way that some of these liberal white women interact with authority”
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
My favorite fact about Will Cain is that he once ran a Hispanic media outlet called "Quince Media" that covered quinceañeras
But for quinceaneras
September 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
But for quinceaneras
Bobby Pulido has done 75 quinceañeras now on the campaign trail. Very interesting what his priorities are if he wins
September 25, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Bobby Pulido has done 75 quinceañeras now on the campaign trail. Very interesting what his priorities are if he wins
Ex-Texan here…do not mess with the quinceañeras!!!
March 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Ex-Texan here…do not mess with the quinceañeras!!!
Trumps vows to deploy ICE agents to reinforce overworked security screeners at quinceañeras, bat mitzvahs, and teen beauty pageants.
March 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Trumps vows to deploy ICE agents to reinforce overworked security screeners at quinceañeras, bat mitzvahs, and teen beauty pageants.
Monica De La Cruz (R-TX-15) said her Dem opponent, Tejeno star singer-songwriter Bobby Pulido, “only belongs playing Quinceañeras.” So he offered to perform at Quinceañeras, & now has 1,500 requests
It will take great field staff, scheduling, & advance staff, but that could elect him
It will take great field staff, scheduling, & advance staff, but that could elect him
March 14, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Monica De La Cruz (R-TX-15) said her Dem opponent, Tejeno star singer-songwriter Bobby Pulido, “only belongs playing Quinceañeras.” So he offered to perform at Quinceañeras, & now has 1,500 requests
It will take great field staff, scheduling, & advance staff, but that could elect him
It will take great field staff, scheduling, & advance staff, but that could elect him
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jan 5 LGBTQnation: Events in cities like Dallas, Houston and Mexico City are finally allowing older Latina trans women to celebrate their long-overdue Quinceañeras--the traditional Hispanic coming of age celebrations for teen girls turning 15.
Latina trans women are celebrating the quinceañeras they've always dreamed of - LGBTQ Nation
Events in Texas and Mexico City are part of a trend.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Jan 5 LGBTQnation: Events in cities like Dallas, Houston and Mexico City are finally allowing older Latina trans women to celebrate their long-overdue Quinceañeras--the traditional Hispanic coming of age celebrations for teen girls turning 15.
If your book or show about LA doesn’t have quinceañeras, smog alerts, deep hatred for the 405, people speaking Armenian, Farsi, and Korean, gangsta rap nostalgia, blue-collar entertainment workers, getting so used to brushfires you don’t even call your parents about them, just text… it’s not my LA.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If your book or show about LA doesn’t have quinceañeras, smog alerts, deep hatred for the 405, people speaking Armenian, Farsi, and Korean, gangsta rap nostalgia, blue-collar entertainment workers, getting so used to brushfires you don’t even call your parents about them, just text… it’s not my LA.
Mine too! Someone today posted to host quinceaneras to lure in ICE to waste their time.
January 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mine too! Someone today posted to host quinceaneras to lure in ICE to waste their time.
The mariachi singer Kendrick Lamar asked to be on GNX told me her story — and it’s unforgettable, in her own right.
It involves quinceañeras, Fernando Valenzuela, the World Series, and, hopefully, the Super Bowl.
Please listen to the end 🇲🇽🇺🇸⤵️ youtu.be/EvwNY7uScUs?...
It involves quinceañeras, Fernando Valenzuela, the World Series, and, hopefully, the Super Bowl.
Please listen to the end 🇲🇽🇺🇸⤵️ youtu.be/EvwNY7uScUs?...
Kendrick's Mariachi Singer Played Quinceañeras. Here's How She Made the World Series—and GNX
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The mariachi singer Kendrick Lamar asked to be on GNX told me her story — and it’s unforgettable, in her own right.
It involves quinceañeras, Fernando Valenzuela, the World Series, and, hopefully, the Super Bowl.
Please listen to the end 🇲🇽🇺🇸⤵️ youtu.be/EvwNY7uScUs?...
It involves quinceañeras, Fernando Valenzuela, the World Series, and, hopefully, the Super Bowl.
Please listen to the end 🇲🇽🇺🇸⤵️ youtu.be/EvwNY7uScUs?...
Strange that Pariah Carey has been MIA for three days. Either it’s almost time, it’s already happened, or he’s at a bunch of back-to-back quinceañeras.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Strange that Pariah Carey has been MIA for three days. Either it’s almost time, it’s already happened, or he’s at a bunch of back-to-back quinceañeras.
GOP Rep. Monica de la Cruz thought she was being clever when she said that Tejano-singer-turned-Dem nominee Bobby Pulido ‘only belongs at quinceañeras’.
In response, Pulido said he’d perform at quinceañeras in the district.
Now 1,000 invitations have poured in.
www.expressnews.com/politics/art...
In response, Pulido said he’d perform at quinceañeras in the district.
Now 1,000 invitations have poured in.
www.expressnews.com/politics/art...
Bobby Pulido 'only belongs at quinceañeras'? 1,000 invites flooded in.
'This election isn't about who you want performing at your niece's quinceañera,' his opponent said. 'It's about who you trust with your family's future.'
www.expressnews.com
March 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
GOP Rep. Monica de la Cruz thought she was being clever when she said that Tejano-singer-turned-Dem nominee Bobby Pulido ‘only belongs at quinceañeras’.
In response, Pulido said he’d perform at quinceañeras in the district.
Now 1,000 invitations have poured in.
www.expressnews.com/politics/art...
In response, Pulido said he’d perform at quinceañeras in the district.
Now 1,000 invitations have poured in.
www.expressnews.com/politics/art...
Checking in on Bobby Pulido and the quinceañeras: He says he attended three this weekend. Video clip at the link: x.com/PulidoForTex...
March 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Checking in on Bobby Pulido and the quinceañeras: He says he attended three this weekend. Video clip at the link: x.com/PulidoForTex...
hilo de quinceañeras versión bsky(?
March 9, 2026 at 1:33 PM
hilo de quinceañeras versión bsky(?
A friend and I have decided that next year's Met gala theme needs to be quinceañeras. Getting Anna Wintour on the speed dial...
May 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A friend and I have decided that next year's Met gala theme needs to be quinceañeras. Getting Anna Wintour on the speed dial...
If SCOTUS won’t allow the next president to tear it down it should only be used for DC public HS graduations, Quinceañeras, Eid al-Fitr celebrations, & citizenship ceremonies.
Looking forward to 2029 when SCOTUS blocks destruction of the Trump wedding banquet hall & reconstruction of the East Wing.
August 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If SCOTUS won’t allow the next president to tear it down it should only be used for DC public HS graduations, Quinceañeras, Eid al-Fitr celebrations, & citizenship ceremonies.
It brings me so much joy to see the quinceañeras taking their professional photos on the steps of San Francisco City Hall. Never let them shame you for who and what you are ✨
August 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It brings me so much joy to see the quinceañeras taking their professional photos on the steps of San Francisco City Hall. Never let them shame you for who and what you are ✨
The famed Tejano singer Bobby Pulido is running for Congress in South Texas. His slogan? “Make Quinceañeras Great Again.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/ypTO_E
April 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The famed Tejano singer Bobby Pulido is running for Congress in South Texas. His slogan? “Make Quinceañeras Great Again.” newyorkermag.visitlink.me/ypTO_E
Birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Quinceañeras, Anniversaries, Roxanne Wolf Fan Club Meetings… and one that I hope I never experience in my lifetime… Hen Parties. #fnaf #dcafandom #sundrop
March 27, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Birthdays, Bar Mitzvahs, Quinceañeras, Anniversaries, Roxanne Wolf Fan Club Meetings… and one that I hope I never experience in my lifetime… Hen Parties. #fnaf #dcafandom #sundrop
There is absolutely nothing strange about campaigning at quinceañeras in a congressional district where Hispanic folks make up 81% of the population.
A hotly contested race for Texas’ 15th congressional district has taken a strange turn: One of the candidates keeps showing up at quinceañeras.
Congressional Race Takes a Strange Turn—One Guy Keeps Showing Up at Quinceañeras
Bobby Pulido’s opponent suggested he was better suited to perform at parties than serve in Congress. Now that’s how he spends his weekends.
on.wsj.com
April 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
There is absolutely nothing strange about campaigning at quinceañeras in a congressional district where Hispanic folks make up 81% of the population.