it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang
November 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
it's crazy that the only way to get a RTX 5080 is by sleeping with Jensen Huang
Hard to believe this is what he looked like 30 years ago
November 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Hard to believe this is what he looked like 30 years ago
É o RTX 007
"There is no excuse for what I did," Nvidia CEO says, as affair with an alleged Chinese spy makes the US-China AI race look even more ridiculous https://bit.ly/4eqMgdO
"There is no excuse for what I did," Nvidia CEO says, as affair with an alleged Chinese spy makes the US-China AI race look even more ridiculous
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huangs' affair with an alleged Chinese spy further complicates a messy AI arms race.
www.rockpapershotgun.com
November 9, 2026 at 1:23 PM
É o RTX 007
god damn dude www.newegg.com/p/pl?N=10000...
GeForce RTX 5090 GPU / Video Graphics Cards | Newegg
Shop NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 GPU at Newegg. Experience cutting-edge graphics with Blackwell architecture, DLSS 4, and AI-driven features for exceptional gaming performance.
www.newegg.com
November 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
god damn dude www.newegg.com/p/pl?N=10000...
Galera, confessem aí que vocês fariam coisa muito pior pra conseguir uma RTX 5090!
Julgar? JAMAIS!
Julgar? JAMAIS!
November 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Galera, confessem aí que vocês fariam coisa muito pior pra conseguir uma RTX 5090!
Julgar? JAMAIS!
Julgar? JAMAIS!
Jensen Huang sauvely strutting into the Chinese Embassy's National Day Reception with a GeForce RTX 5090 subtly hanging out of his zipper.
November 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Jensen Huang sauvely strutting into the Chinese Embassy's National Day Reception with a GeForce RTX 5090 subtly hanging out of his zipper.
Hölgyeim és uraim, bemutatom önöknek
az RTX 5090-et:
az RTX 5090-et:
November 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Hölgyeim és uraim, bemutatom önöknek
az RTX 5090-et:
az RTX 5090-et:
lmfao RTX 6090 Adulterer's Edition
November 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
lmfao RTX 6090 Adulterer's Edition
Another GeForce RTX 5070 owner reports melted connector
Another GeForce RTX 5070 owner reports melted connector - VideoCardz.com
Some RTX 5090 owners reduce GPU power to protect their connectors, but another incident involves the 250W RTX 5070. Improper cable insertion remains a possible cause.
videocardz.com
November 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Another GeForce RTX 5070 owner reports melted connector
I'll believe there's a downturn in AI when I can afford to buy multiple RTX 6000 racks for my lab
November 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'll believe there's a downturn in AI when I can afford to buy multiple RTX 6000 racks for my lab
RTX SPARK 129458 GB - $ Your first born
November 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
RTX SPARK 129458 GB - $ Your first born
One free Nvidia RTX 5090 for everyone.
I'm real tired of the "but no Representative wants to take the poison pill of House Speaker except the corrupt guy," so let's start a fun little "Spartacus" moment.
Everyone on Atproto make a pitch for why you're better suited to guide this nation than Jeffries.
Everyone on Atproto make a pitch for why you're better suited to guide this nation than Jeffries.
November 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
One free Nvidia RTX 5090 for everyone.
Real-Time Path Tracing in Games: Best Practices for Performance and Scalability github.com/NVIDIA-RTX/W...
Whitepapers/pt_performance_whitepaper at main · NVIDIA-RTX/Whitepapers
The location for longer form whitepapers and other interesting documentation. - NVIDIA-RTX/Whitepapers
github.com
November 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Real-Time Path Tracing in Games: Best Practices for Performance and Scalability github.com/NVIDIA-RTX/W...
I am disgusted and hurt by this, and I demand an RTX 5090 to begin the healing process.
November 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I am disgusted and hurt by this, and I demand an RTX 5090 to begin the healing process.
Nvidia widerspricht: „Die GeForce RTX 5090 ist nicht eingestellt“ (Update)
Nvidia widerspricht: „Die GeForce RTX 5090 ist nicht eingestellt“
Nvidia hat Meldungen, die GeForce RTX 5090 sei eingestellt worden, widersprochen: GB202 werde für das Modell weiter geliefert.
www.computerbase.de
November 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Nvidia widerspricht: „Die GeForce RTX 5090 ist nicht eingestellt“ (Update)
Is that an RTX 5060 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
November 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Is that an RTX 5060 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
RTX 6000 prices over time. This is the most frustrating curve I can imagine
November 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
RTX 6000 prices over time. This is the most frustrating curve I can imagine
nVidia officially announcing the launch of the DiVorce RTX 5090
Per Bloomberg, NVIDIA is investigating Jensen Huang’s targeting by Chinese intelligence, he’ll remain as CEO during. Jensen admits to having an affair.
“I was unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did.”
“I was unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did.”
November 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
nVidia officially announcing the launch of the DiVorce RTX 5090
RTX Sparx will be rebranded to RTX Divorce.
November 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
RTX Sparx will be rebranded to RTX Divorce.
After RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, the ‘not discontinued’ GeForce RTX 5070 Ti now reaches twice its MSRP
After RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, the 'not discontinued' GeForce RTX 5070 Ti now reaches twice its MSRP - VideoCardz.com
After the RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, the GeForce RTX 5070 Ti is seeing sharp price increases at US retailers. Some models now cost $1,500, twice their original MSRP. Copy
videocardz.com
November 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
After RTX 5090 and RTX 5080, the ‘not discontinued’ GeForce RTX 5070 Ti now reaches twice its MSRP
She slipped into something more comfortable and he starting singing
Woman Dressed as RTX GPU
ALT: Woman Dressed as RTX GPU
static.klipy.com
November 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
She slipped into something more comfortable and he starting singing
there are a lot of things I would do for an RTX 5090, but I wouldn't do THAT
November 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
there are a lot of things I would do for an RTX 5090, but I wouldn't do THAT