August 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
is it pronounced read receipt or read receipt
August 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
is it pronounced read receipt or read receipt
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules.
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July 19, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules.
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Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt?
Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.
Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.
May 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Gas Pump: Do you want a receipt?
Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.
Me: No, I'd rather forget this whole experience.
My take-out receipt just insulted me twice
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My take-out receipt just insulted me twice
A CRIMINAL!!
September 3, 2024 at 10:00 PM
A CRIMINAL!!
A fun receipt from simpler times.
February 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A fun receipt from simpler times.
CASHIER: do u want a receipt
ME: no thank u
CASHIER: [prints receipt and throws it in the trash]
ME: no thank u
CASHIER: [prints receipt and throws it in the trash]
January 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CASHIER: do u want a receipt
ME: no thank u
CASHIER: [prints receipt and throws it in the trash]
ME: no thank u
CASHIER: [prints receipt and throws it in the trash]
Hey. It’s a CVS Receipt
November 20, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Hey. It’s a CVS Receipt
Have you recently bought something online, and your receipt showed how much more you're paying as a result of tariffs? If so, we'd love to see the receipts.
Does your online shopping receipt show what you're paying in tariffs? Let us know
Have you recently bought something online, and your receipt showed how much more you're paying as a result of tariffs? If so, we'd love to see the receipts.
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May 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Have you recently bought something online, and your receipt showed how much more you're paying as a result of tariffs? If so, we'd love to see the receipts.
That's, ah, quite the amazon receipt.
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That's, ah, quite the amazon receipt.
May 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Put the receipt in the bag and nobody gets hurt
July 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Put the receipt in the bag and nobody gets hurt
House Democrats just launched HouseRepublicanPriceHike.com — a brutal receipt generator that shows exactly how much more you’re paying for groceries under GOP control.
Add items to your cart, see the spike, then send the “Republican receipt” straight to your followers and friends. 💥
Add items to your cart, see the spike, then send the “Republican receipt” straight to your followers and friends. 💥
July 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
House Democrats just launched HouseRepublicanPriceHike.com — a brutal receipt generator that shows exactly how much more you’re paying for groceries under GOP control.
Add items to your cart, see the spike, then send the “Republican receipt” straight to your followers and friends. 💥
Add items to your cart, see the spike, then send the “Republican receipt” straight to your followers and friends. 💥
Karma always comes back around.
Trump Supporter Loses Her Job After Writing Nasty Note On Receipt At Mexican Restaurant
Hello, karma.
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March 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Karma always comes back around.
Donut receipt
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Donut receipt
Eww… I don’t want the shopping trolley with the old receipt in it. Absolutely disgusting. Back it goes.
February 16, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Eww… I don’t want the shopping trolley with the old receipt in it. Absolutely disgusting. Back it goes.
receipt
bahahahaha i knew this day would come
September 23, 2026 at 5:54 PM
receipt
@kekeflipnote.bsky.social Your baguette even fits on a receipt printer!
April 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
@kekeflipnote.bsky.social Your baguette even fits on a receipt printer!
Is there any path for saying "hey there's no receipt for this fake expense"? No.
Is there any path for submitting the report anyway and having someone in management approve it without a receipt? No.
Instead I opened a textfile, typed up "There is no receipt." took a screenshot, and uploaded it
Is there any path for submitting the report anyway and having someone in management approve it without a receipt? No.
Instead I opened a textfile, typed up "There is no receipt." took a screenshot, and uploaded it
September 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Is there any path for saying "hey there's no receipt for this fake expense"? No.
Is there any path for submitting the report anyway and having someone in management approve it without a receipt? No.
Instead I opened a textfile, typed up "There is no receipt." took a screenshot, and uploaded it
Is there any path for submitting the report anyway and having someone in management approve it without a receipt? No.
Instead I opened a textfile, typed up "There is no receipt." took a screenshot, and uploaded it
Using my CVS receipt as a winter scarf
November 26, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Using my CVS receipt as a winter scarf
Donald Trump’s corruption is driving up your costs.
Here’s the receipt—and you’re stuck with the bill.
Here’s the receipt—and you’re stuck with the bill.
June 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Donald Trump’s corruption is driving up your costs.
Here’s the receipt—and you’re stuck with the bill.
Here’s the receipt—and you’re stuck with the bill.