The Giver & The Receiver
October 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The Giver & The Receiver
If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.
May 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.
...I think Kenneth Walker is a good receiver!
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
...I think Kenneth Walker is a good receiver!
Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver
Hegseth: "God deserves all the glory. Tens of thousands of sorties, refuelings, and strikes, carried out under the protection of divine providence. A massive effort with miraculous protection."
April 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver
Posting like a wide receiver who’s about to give you a 3 catch 37 yd game
July 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Posting like a wide receiver who’s about to give you a 3 catch 37 yd game
Stefon Diggs, professional wide receiver
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Stefon Diggs, professional wide receiver
*Panthers give up the most points in NFL history*
“take a receiver”
“take a receiver”
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*Panthers give up the most points in NFL history*
“take a receiver”
“take a receiver”
Serious contender for “most open a wide receiver has ever been in any football game ever”
September 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Serious contender for “most open a wide receiver has ever been in any football game ever”
Ramón J. Sender /Ramón J. Receiver
June 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ramón J. Sender /Ramón J. Receiver
cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
And with that drop, DeAndre Hopkins is officially a Chiefs receiver
November 29, 2024 at 10:26 PM
And with that drop, DeAndre Hopkins is officially a Chiefs receiver
It might be difficult to find the open receiver on this play. I’ve circled him for you
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It might be difficult to find the open receiver on this play. I’ve circled him for you
[holding hand over receiver] everyone shut the fuck up, the menu options have changed
August 20, 2023 at 3:55 PM
[holding hand over receiver] everyone shut the fuck up, the menu options have changed
Holy shit. A 360lb receiver. 😬
September 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Holy shit. A 360lb receiver. 😬
it's one strike for Mateer's awareness that he didn't notice the receiver and a second strike for his awareness that he thought it would be a good idea to tell everybody about the receiver he didn't see
This quote from John Mateer about his 53-yard touchdown pass to Isaiah Sategna is — concerning.
September 20, 2026 at 1:59 PM
it's one strike for Mateer's awareness that he didn't notice the receiver and a second strike for his awareness that he thought it would be a good idea to tell everybody about the receiver he didn't see
Talking like a wide receiver never good
Look I am always here for a religion angle but "I want to thank everybody and in particular God, I want to just say we love you God" is a weird-ass thing to say at a briefing
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Talking like a wide receiver never good
JSN is a top (fill in the blank) receiver
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
JSN is a top (fill in the blank) receiver
July 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Russell Wilson when it’s time to throw a receiver a hospital ball
January 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Russell Wilson when it’s time to throw a receiver a hospital ball
the flea bath receiver
November 7, 2024 at 10:16 PM
the flea bath receiver
Oh believe me Lady G, I’ve always believed you to be a wide receiver, not a quarterback.
March 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Oh believe me Lady G, I’ve always believed you to be a wide receiver, not a quarterback.
Who is stopping this receiver duo?
September 20, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Who is stopping this receiver duo?
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
Thisis my pillow naow
August 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Thisis my pillow naow
she's going to sign with the steelers as a slot receiver
Criminal fraud and exploitation of the hopes of cancer patients aside, this type of shit is just humiliatingly tackier than the rebore Steve Jobs black turtleneck and circuitous founder dialogue act, but this is just how the game is played now! So best gear up and get to it!
September 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
she's going to sign with the steelers as a slot receiver