Jucika Receives Love Letters
August 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jucika Receives Love Letters
Harvard president receives standing ovation during commencement.
May 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Harvard president receives standing ovation during commencement.
I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
Hillary Clinton receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
January 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hillary Clinton receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives head scritches.
September 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives head scritches.
Michael J. Fox receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his advocacy in Parkinson’s research.
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Michael J. Fox receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his advocacy in Parkinson’s research.
Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner
May 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner
I just want the same healthcare my congressman receives…
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I just want the same healthcare my congressman receives…
“Tax the rich” receives a lot of applause at the Spartz town hall
March 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Tax the rich” receives a lot of applause at the Spartz town hall
Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
August 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Travis Kelce Receives Invoice For Girlfriend’s Podcast Appearance theonion.com/travis-...
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some nice chin scritches.
July 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some nice chin scritches.
Biden Receives Extra Time On Tablet As Reward
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January 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Biden Receives Extra Time On Tablet As Reward
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Immigration Attorney Receives Taco Bell
Phone Number from ICE Office
Phone Number from ICE Office
July 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Immigration Attorney Receives Taco Bell
Phone Number from ICE Office
Phone Number from ICE Office
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some really good scritches.
March 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some really good scritches.
On the road, the trial lawyer receives proof of life from home.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
On the road, the trial lawyer receives proof of life from home.
Keep in mind that RFK receives millions of dollars from a law firm that sues over vaccines.
The CDC, under RFK Jr., will research the widely-debunked, nonexistent link between vaccines and autism.
The move comes during the worst measles outbreak in the U.S. in the past five years. @msnbc.com
The move comes during the worst measles outbreak in the U.S. in the past five years. @msnbc.com
March 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Keep in mind that RFK receives millions of dollars from a law firm that sues over vaccines.
Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
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May 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Revokes PBS Funding After Antique Grandfather Clock Receives Meager Appraisal
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Beautiful.
Michael J Fox receives the Medal of Freedom.
So well deserved.
Michael J Fox receives the Medal of Freedom.
So well deserved.
January 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Beautiful.
Michael J Fox receives the Medal of Freedom.
So well deserved.
Michael J Fox receives the Medal of Freedom.
So well deserved.
Receives rebuke from Norway
March 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Receives rebuke from Norway
Denzel Washington receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom🏅
January 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Denzel Washington receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom🏅
Fearless Truth Teller, Stephen Colbert, receives a thunderous standing ovation at the Emmys. 👏👏👏
September 15, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Fearless Truth Teller, Stephen Colbert, receives a thunderous standing ovation at the Emmys. 👏👏👏
Michael J Fox receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom 🏅
January 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Michael J Fox receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom 🏅
This is Parker. He will not eat until he receives a forehead kiss. 13/10 would give him so many smooches (TT: parkerthegoldenboy)
August 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is Parker. He will not eat until he receives a forehead kiss. 13/10 would give him so many smooches (TT: parkerthegoldenboy)
