[doctor's office]
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
[doctor's office]
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
She works as the receptionist in his office
July 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
She works as the receptionist in his office
Receptionist job: rate 8/10
November 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Receptionist job: rate 8/10
Told the receptionist at the Dr. office that I was born in '66.
Receptionist: 1966?
Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...
Receptionist: 1966?
Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...
May 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Told the receptionist at the Dr. office that I was born in '66.
Receptionist: 1966?
Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...
Receptionist: 1966?
Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...
Receptionist Dog seeks to create welcoming client environment
August 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Receptionist Dog seeks to create welcoming client environment
Gina the receptionist
December 15, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Gina the receptionist
[doctors office]
Receptionist: “What‘s your birthday?
Me: “March 13.”
Receptionist: [eye roll] “What year?”
Me: “Every year.”
Receptionist: “What‘s your birthday?
Me: “March 13.”
Receptionist: [eye roll] “What year?”
Me: “Every year.”
March 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
[doctors office]
Receptionist: “What‘s your birthday?
Me: “March 13.”
Receptionist: [eye roll] “What year?”
Me: “Every year.”
Receptionist: “What‘s your birthday?
Me: “March 13.”
Receptionist: [eye roll] “What year?”
Me: “Every year.”
✨Hell's best receptionist✨
October 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
✨Hell's best receptionist✨
DENTIST RECEPTIONIST: how does... *click click click* June 43, 2043 sound?
December 17, 2024 at 8:10 PM
DENTIST RECEPTIONIST: how does... *click click click* June 43, 2043 sound?
September 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
At a big studio.
RECEPTIONIST: Name?
ME: Jorge
RECEPTIONIST: Jorge?
ME: Gutierrez
RECEPTIONIST: And?
ME: Son of Dora and Jorge, husband to the muse, Hollywood mercenary, father of Luka the great, the last of the Super Machos-
RECEPTIONIST: (to intercom) Your guy is here.
RECEPTIONIST: Name?
ME: Jorge
RECEPTIONIST: Jorge?
ME: Gutierrez
RECEPTIONIST: And?
ME: Son of Dora and Jorge, husband to the muse, Hollywood mercenary, father of Luka the great, the last of the Super Machos-
RECEPTIONIST: (to intercom) Your guy is here.
February 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
At a big studio.
RECEPTIONIST: Name?
ME: Jorge
RECEPTIONIST: Jorge?
ME: Gutierrez
RECEPTIONIST: And?
ME: Son of Dora and Jorge, husband to the muse, Hollywood mercenary, father of Luka the great, the last of the Super Machos-
RECEPTIONIST: (to intercom) Your guy is here.
RECEPTIONIST: Name?
ME: Jorge
RECEPTIONIST: Jorge?
ME: Gutierrez
RECEPTIONIST: And?
ME: Son of Dora and Jorge, husband to the muse, Hollywood mercenary, father of Luka the great, the last of the Super Machos-
RECEPTIONIST: (to intercom) Your guy is here.
I called to confirm an appt and the receptionist signed off with "love you too"
girl felt
girl felt
September 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I called to confirm an appt and the receptionist signed off with "love you too"
girl felt
girl felt
Hotel receptionist was playing Ocarina of Time 3D
She may be GOATed fellas
She may be GOATed fellas
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hotel receptionist was playing Ocarina of Time 3D
She may be GOATed fellas
She may be GOATed fellas
The Guild Receptionist is kinda cute??
August 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The Guild Receptionist is kinda cute??
In for pre-admission testing for my lumpectomy next week.
RECEPTIONIST: Your religion is listed as…Catholic?
ME: Lapsed. Ex.
RECEPTIONIST: I can remove it?
ME: *wrestles briefly with the shade of my grandmother* No, if I’m dying, get a priest.
RECEPTIONIST: NO ONE IS DYING
RECEPTIONIST: Your religion is listed as…Catholic?
ME: Lapsed. Ex.
RECEPTIONIST: I can remove it?
ME: *wrestles briefly with the shade of my grandmother* No, if I’m dying, get a priest.
RECEPTIONIST: NO ONE IS DYING
December 21, 2023 at 4:21 PM
In for pre-admission testing for my lumpectomy next week.
RECEPTIONIST: Your religion is listed as…Catholic?
ME: Lapsed. Ex.
RECEPTIONIST: I can remove it?
ME: *wrestles briefly with the shade of my grandmother* No, if I’m dying, get a priest.
RECEPTIONIST: NO ONE IS DYING
RECEPTIONIST: Your religion is listed as…Catholic?
ME: Lapsed. Ex.
RECEPTIONIST: I can remove it?
ME: *wrestles briefly with the shade of my grandmother* No, if I’m dying, get a priest.
RECEPTIONIST: NO ONE IS DYING
Guild Receptionist Lady really thinks she's all that (she is.)
March 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Guild Receptionist Lady really thinks she's all that (she is.)
some variants of my receptionist character made by Josh_S26. thought these were so cute had to draw them ☎️
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
some variants of my receptionist character made by Josh_S26. thought these were so cute had to draw them ☎️
The receptionist is refusing to sign for delivery.
September 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The receptionist is refusing to sign for delivery.
More Guild Receptionist Lady! :3
March 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
More Guild Receptionist Lady! :3
[check-in at new dentist this morning]
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
December 9, 2024 at 5:28 PM
[check-in at new dentist this morning]
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
Receptionist: "What's your birth date?
Me: "March 28th."
Receptionist: "What year?"
Me: "Every year."
“Your call is important to us…”
The bad news is the receptionist has fallen asleep across the telephone.
The bad news is the receptionist has fallen asleep across the telephone.
August 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
“Your call is important to us…”
The bad news is the receptionist has fallen asleep across the telephone.
The bad news is the receptionist has fallen asleep across the telephone.
Wiz as Receptionist Succubus💜
June 19, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Wiz as Receptionist Succubus💜
[intercom]
RECEPTIONIST: Salt and Pepa's here.
ME: Are they in effect?
RECEPTIONIST: Yes, they want you to push it.
ME: Send them in.
RECEPTIONIST: Salt and Pepa's here.
ME: Are they in effect?
RECEPTIONIST: Yes, they want you to push it.
ME: Send them in.
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
[intercom]
RECEPTIONIST: Salt and Pepa's here.
ME: Are they in effect?
RECEPTIONIST: Yes, they want you to push it.
ME: Send them in.
RECEPTIONIST: Salt and Pepa's here.
ME: Are they in effect?
RECEPTIONIST: Yes, they want you to push it.
ME: Send them in.
Schrödinger’s President is both dead and alive until someone near Walter Reed rolls up in there and asks a receptionist.
April 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Schrödinger’s President is both dead and alive until someone near Walter Reed rolls up in there and asks a receptionist.