#Retrograde
This is not a retreat.

It is a tactical retrograde.

4-D chess.
January 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The stars are in retrograde. The planets in retrograde. Mercury is in retrograde. The oil tankers are in retrograde. America is in retrograde. Capitalism is in retrograde. Monarchy is in retrograde. Retrograde is in retrograde. And the killing part is that nothings being retrograded on a bell curve.
The stars say the world is bad. As do the ships carrying oil. Oil tankers are in retrograde, this is particularly bad for Sagitarius.
all the insta astrology girlies are like THIS WEEK IS THE HELL WEEK. EVERYTHING IS WILD. MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE AND THE ASTROLOGICAL YEAR IS ENDING. NEW BEGINNINGS. OLD PATTERNS NO LONGER SERVE YOU so i guess im an astrology girlie now cuz they right
March 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
they're basically polling trump voters and then soyfacing about how they hold retrograde social views
September 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Mercury Retrograde ends today (March 14-April 7).
April 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When your retrograde "more Americans should be working in factories" policy gets overridden by your retrograde "deport all the people who aren't white" policy
So, the South Koreans are setting up this plant so it can employ American workers, but ICE comes in and busts the lot of them before they finish setting it up?
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September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mercury Retrograde has ended.
December 16, 2024 at 12:32 AM
The latest Mercury Retrograde is over.
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
venus in retrograde vibes
April 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Mercury is now in retrograde until August 10th.
July 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Anderson in retrograde
for the second time in their collective careers, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, and Paul W.S. Anderson all have movies out this year, we are living in the second Anderson full convergence, these are dangerous times
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mercury Retrograde ends today.
July 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Update from Portland: supplies running low. Please send fig jam and artisanal cheeses. For the jam, prefer GF, vegan, small batch, processed by a guy named River, who only stirs it during Mercury retrograde.
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Come on Alberta, haven’t you elected enough retrograde politicians? #abpoli #cdnpoli
Pierre Poilievre in a nutshell.
If ever there was a case to drain the swamp...
May 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Well, Mercury IS in retrograde.
April 6, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Earth in societal retrograde.
September 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
what do you mean venus retrograde starts on the 1st birthday of Showgirl and mercury retrograde starts on the 20th birthday of Debut likeee
September 21, 2026 at 9:10 PM
We made a comic about Mercury being in Retrograde.
November 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
The Browns, Titans, and Jets all leading in the 4th Quarter is the male ‘mercury in retrograde’.
September 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
watch out tortellini is in retrograde this month
August 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mercury is in retrograde because of AI
April 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This is why you don’t set up illegal Signal group chats for covert ops when mercury is retrograde.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
lune rétrograde en mercosur
January 9, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Gemini: Stop saying it’s Mercurian retrograde and go to the doctor.
August 2, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If you think a retrograde bully and serial sex pest like Andrew Fuckup Cuomo is the best hope for the future of the Democratic Party, go ahead and load your pockets with stones and walk into the Hudson River.
June 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The latest Mercury Retrograde ends today.
March 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM