Office studio. Tons of makeup. Soft lighting. All important SecDef job requirements.
May 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Office studio. Tons of makeup. Soft lighting. All important SecDef job requirements.
Oh cool. A Fox News host for SecDef.
Why fucking not?
Why fucking not?
November 13, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Oh cool. A Fox News host for SecDef.
Why fucking not?
Why fucking not?
Who’s your bet for the next SECDEF?
The Pentagon is in "total chaos" and Pete Hegseth is unlikely to remain in his role, according to its former top spokesperson, who painted a scene of dysfunction, backstabbing and missteps at the highest levels of the department.
"The building is in disarray." www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
"The building is in disarray." www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
Former Pentagon official warns department's dysfunction could topple Hegseth
“The last month has been a full-blown meltdown at the Pentagon,” John Ullyot, the former top Defense Department spokesperson, wrote in a POLITICO Magazine opinion piece.
www.politico.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Who’s your bet for the next SECDEF?
Do y'all think they'll post the SECDEF vacancy on USAJOBS cuz I'm totally qualified now.
April 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Do y'all think they'll post the SECDEF vacancy on USAJOBS cuz I'm totally qualified now.
We might go to war with Iran tomorrow, so what’s the SECDEF up to?
The SECDEF:
The SECDEF:
February 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We might go to war with Iran tomorrow, so what’s the SECDEF up to?
The SECDEF:
The SECDEF:
An antivax secdef is crazy. Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of human civilization than disease.
November 13, 2024 at 11:04 AM
An antivax secdef is crazy. Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of human civilization than disease.
Having an independent, civilian-led military matters, as we came to learn in connection with Jan 6, in more ways than one. Hegseth's nomination to be SecDef is something we can't ignore. joycevance.substack.com/p/secdef
SecDef
In early 2021, just days ahead of January 6, every living Secretary of Defense signed onto a letter that ran in the Washington Post.
joycevance.substack.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Having an independent, civilian-led military matters, as we came to learn in connection with Jan 6, in more ways than one. Hegseth's nomination to be SecDef is something we can't ignore. joycevance.substack.com/p/secdef
Hegseth approaches the job of SecDef like a former junior National Guard officer and Fox host.
September 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Hegseth approaches the job of SecDef like a former junior National Guard officer and Fox host.
sometimes you go to war with the piss-drunk SecDef you have, not the piss-drunk SecDef you want
He’s not even the most poetic secretary of def. Rumsfeld ftw.
September 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
sometimes you go to war with the piss-drunk SecDef you have, not the piss-drunk SecDef you want
SECDEF: “make it a double”
May 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
SECDEF: “make it a double”
thank u shadow secdef caine
Breaking news: The Pentagon’s top general has cautioned President Trump from an attack on Iran, saying that shortfalls in critical munitions and a lack of support from allies will add significant risk to the operation and to U.S. personnel.
Trump’s top general foresees acute risks in an attack on Iran
Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine has cautioned that a lack of munitions and allied support could mean greater danger for U.S. troops, say people familiar with the discussions.
wapo.st
February 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
thank u shadow secdef caine
House Democratic Leader @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social calls on Trump to fire SecDef Hegseth.
March 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
House Democratic Leader @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social calls on Trump to fire SecDef Hegseth.
So embarrassing when our SecDef looks like he's appearing in a Vegas show...
Checking in to see what Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is up to today
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
So embarrassing when our SecDef looks like he's appearing in a Vegas show...
Picking a lightweight Fox News host for SECDEF is an unserious choice by an unserious man. I worked for a SECDEF. They confront mind-bogglingly complex and multivariate problems that good hair and prompter-reading don't cover.
November 13, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Picking a lightweight Fox News host for SECDEF is an unserious choice by an unserious man. I worked for a SECDEF. They confront mind-bogglingly complex and multivariate problems that good hair and prompter-reading don't cover.
Remember, Republicans knowingly confirmed an alcoholic with an alleged history of abuse as the SecDef.
September 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Remember, Republicans knowingly confirmed an alcoholic with an alleged history of abuse as the SecDef.
Yes. The SecDef nominee has a white supremacist tattoo prominently and proudly on his arm.
I know @tlecaque.bsky.social is going to be busy explaining the meaning of the tattoos of the incoming SECRETARY OF DEFENSE (what a time to be a historian of the crusades! or, you know, alive.) in the coming days
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Yes. The SecDef nominee has a white supremacist tattoo prominently and proudly on his arm.
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
Hegseth: "It's worth saying again so the fake news understands it. We are no longer the woke department or the weak department. Simple translation of that -- no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."
September 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?!
If this is a direct quote, it's one of the most irresponsible and reckless things a SECDEF has ever said
“I’m here today to directly and unambiguously express that stark strategic realities prevent the United States from being the primary guarantor of security in Europe.”
US Secretary of Defence, February 12, 2025.
Everything changed today.
US Secretary of Defence, February 12, 2025.
Everything changed today.
February 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If this is a direct quote, it's one of the most irresponsible and reckless things a SECDEF has ever said
Starting to wonder about this FoxNews weekend host as SecDef business
September 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Starting to wonder about this FoxNews weekend host as SecDef business
I cannot believe this clown is still SECDEF.
April 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I cannot believe this clown is still SECDEF.
Secdef Lloyd Austin went to the hospital for prostate issues.
The GOP was trying to crush him.
Seems kinda small today huh
The GOP was trying to crush him.
Seems kinda small today huh
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Secdef Lloyd Austin went to the hospital for prostate issues.
The GOP was trying to crush him.
Seems kinda small today huh
The GOP was trying to crush him.
Seems kinda small today huh
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: Ya know what...
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: It's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning good fortune.
SecDef Hegseth: Ya know what...
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: It's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning good fortune.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: Ya know what...
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: It's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning good fortune.
SecDef Hegseth: Ya know what...
Everyone:
SecDef Hegseth: It's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning good fortune.
Hegseth is an unmitigated failure as SecDef. Utterly unqualified.
August 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Hegseth is an unmitigated failure as SecDef. Utterly unqualified.
The SecDef basically confessing to war crimes is an interesting choice.
March 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The SecDef basically confessing to war crimes is an interesting choice.