Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
If Kristi Noem can’t secure a purse, how can she secure a country?
April 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If Kristi Noem can’t secure a purse, how can she secure a country?
Keep our homeland secure?
She cant even keep her handbag secure.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
She cant even keep her handbag secure.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
April 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Keep our homeland secure?
She cant even keep her handbag secure.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
She cant even keep her handbag secure.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html
So we’ve got a Secretary of Defense who can’t keep his communications secure and a Secretary of Homeland Security who can’t keep her handbag secure.
#FireThemAll
#FireThemAll
April 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So we’ve got a Secretary of Defense who can’t keep his communications secure and a Secretary of Homeland Security who can’t keep her handbag secure.
#FireThemAll
#FireThemAll
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
April 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
audited code !== secure code
December 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM
audited code !== secure code
GRAND JURY NULLIFICATION!
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
GRAND JURY NULLIFICATION!
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Under Donald Trump, America is much less safe and much less secure.👇
September 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Under Donald Trump, America is much less safe and much less secure.👇
The super secure SCIF Mar-a-Lago. What a pack of careless, incompetent amateurs.
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The super secure SCIF Mar-a-Lago. What a pack of careless, incompetent amateurs.
Clyde, alert as ever, made us feel secure.
February 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Clyde, alert as ever, made us feel secure.
Seek & Secure Unit
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Seek & Secure Unit
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
theonion.com
May 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
2016: Nigel Farage - "Vote Brexit to secure our borders"
2026: Zia Yusuf - "Vote Reform to secure our borders"
We are being treated as mugs
#PoliticsLive
2026: Zia Yusuf - "Vote Reform to secure our borders"
We are being treated as mugs
#PoliticsLive
February 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
2016: Nigel Farage - "Vote Brexit to secure our borders"
2026: Zia Yusuf - "Vote Reform to secure our borders"
We are being treated as mugs
#PoliticsLive
2026: Zia Yusuf - "Vote Reform to secure our borders"
We are being treated as mugs
#PoliticsLive
AOC was on track to secure the votes to become the next ranking member of the House Oversight Committee.
Then Nancy Pelosi threw her weight around to secure the votes for 74 year-old Gerry Connolly, who announced he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer last month.
Nancy Pelosi needs to retire.
Then Nancy Pelosi threw her weight around to secure the votes for 74 year-old Gerry Connolly, who announced he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer last month.
Nancy Pelosi needs to retire.
December 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM
AOC was on track to secure the votes to become the next ranking member of the House Oversight Committee.
Then Nancy Pelosi threw her weight around to secure the votes for 74 year-old Gerry Connolly, who announced he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer last month.
Nancy Pelosi needs to retire.
Then Nancy Pelosi threw her weight around to secure the votes for 74 year-old Gerry Connolly, who announced he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer last month.
Nancy Pelosi needs to retire.
Homeland Security Secretary cannot secure own handbag
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Homeland Security Secretary cannot secure own handbag
tbh it's pretty damned secure
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
tbh it's pretty damned secure
The White House claims it has secured all of Iran—when it can't even secure one DC ballroom.
April 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The White House claims it has secured all of Iran—when it can't even secure one DC ballroom.
Wow, the president was really asleep at the wheel in 2020
August 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Wow, the president was really asleep at the wheel in 2020
Remember to secure your valuables
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Remember to secure your valuables
He is here to secure your night 🤭
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He is here to secure your night 🤭
Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network
Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network
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October 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Trump Vows To Outlaw Electricity To Secure Powerful Amish Vote | Onion News Network
Californians expect their government to protect their personal information.
That’s why we’re launching Cal-Secure 2.0, an updated cybersecurity strategy to protect the state against online threats while delivering secure, reliable public services.
That’s why we’re launching Cal-Secure 2.0, an updated cybersecurity strategy to protect the state against online threats while delivering secure, reliable public services.
August 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Californians expect their government to protect their personal information.
That’s why we’re launching Cal-Secure 2.0, an updated cybersecurity strategy to protect the state against online threats while delivering secure, reliable public services.
That’s why we’re launching Cal-Secure 2.0, an updated cybersecurity strategy to protect the state against online threats while delivering secure, reliable public services.
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December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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