send a 3rd impeachment. no conviction? send a 4th. and a 5th...
October 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
send a 3rd impeachment. no conviction? send a 4th. and a 5th...
Career Experts Advise Job Applicants To Send Interviewer Follow-Up Blackmail https://theonion.com/career-experts-advise-job-applicants-to-send-interviewer-follow-up-blackmail/
October 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Career Experts Advise Job Applicants To Send Interviewer Follow-Up Blackmail https://theonion.com/career-experts-advise-job-applicants-to-send-interviewer-follow-up-blackmail/
Come on, Maine, it’s time to send Susan Collins home!
October 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Come on, Maine, it’s time to send Susan Collins home!
Can we send him to mars?
October 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Can we send him to mars?
Wait, so now we WANT Latin America to send us their criminals?
NEWS: The U.S. State Department says it will give U.S. visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family who have fled Brazil after Bolsonaro's loss
October 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Wait, so now we WANT Latin America to send us their criminals?
REALITY CHECK
Send this to all the clowns saying, “The prices were higher under Obama.”
Send this to all the clowns saying, “The prices were higher under Obama.”
October 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
REALITY CHECK
Send this to all the clowns saying, “The prices were higher under Obama.”
Send this to all the clowns saying, “The prices were higher under Obama.”
send to them to the LULAG
All the Bolsonaro-friendly Mayors and officials who tried to suppress the vote are FUCKED
October 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
send to them to the LULAG
Keeps happening! @wyden.senate.gov can you send a nice little letter to our friends over at The Facebook?
October 27, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Keeps happening! @wyden.senate.gov can you send a nice little letter to our friends over at The Facebook?
irina getting hypnotized send tweet
October 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
irina getting hypnotized send tweet
Brazil should just cut off coffee exports to the US for two weeks.
Then demand Trump send Flavio back.
Then demand Trump send Flavio back.
BRAZIL'S FLAVIO BOLSONARO: I ADDRESS THE BRAZILIAN PEOPLE AND THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY AS THE TRUE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL - STATEMENT
October 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Brazil should just cut off coffee exports to the US for two weeks.
Then demand Trump send Flavio back.
Then demand Trump send Flavio back.
It’s my 28th birthday, send money, or your biggest loads, 😌❤️
October 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
It’s my 28th birthday, send money, or your biggest loads, 😌❤️
this will send your redistricting anxiety into overdrive
GOP gerrymanders shifted the median congressional seat from Trump+3.1 in 2024 to Trump+4.5 in 2026—3 points more than the national result of Trump+1.5.
That unfair advantage could grow by several points in 2028 if only the GOP redraws more maps, but new Dem maps may be able to fully counteract them
That unfair advantage could grow by several points in 2028 if only the GOP redraws more maps, but new Dem maps may be able to fully counteract them
October 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
this will send your redistricting anxiety into overdrive
witches are inherently Pagan send skeet
Vampires are inherently Catholic.
Werewolves are inherently Protestant.
Zombies are inherently Atheist.
Thank you for coming to my presentation.
Werewolves are inherently Protestant.
Zombies are inherently Atheist.
Thank you for coming to my presentation.
October 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
witches are inherently Pagan send skeet
We are going to send him back to die in a cell and it's going to be great.
October 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
We are going to send him back to die in a cell and it's going to be great.
My friends, can you please offer prayers and send some good energy to the Navajo Nation Reservation and surrounding communities.
Pilamaya — thank you 🙏🏾 🪶✨
Pilamaya — thank you 🙏🏾 🪶✨
October 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
My friends, can you please offer prayers and send some good energy to the Navajo Nation Reservation and surrounding communities.
Pilamaya — thank you 🙏🏾 🪶✨
Pilamaya — thank you 🙏🏾 🪶✨
Lula honey send many people to prison please
October 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Lula honey send many people to prison please
Men should send women pictures of their bookshelves if they must send us anything.
October 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Men should send women pictures of their bookshelves if they must send us anything.
I am a hungry panda, please send snacks
October 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I am a hungry panda, please send snacks
Send it to us!!
Does your county have an extra-cool “I voted” sticker? We want to see it!
Tag us in your voting pics, reply to this thread, or email them to info@contrariannews.org for a chance to be featured by The Contrarian!
Let us know where you’re voting, too! Selfies and group pics are more than welcome :)
Tag us in your voting pics, reply to this thread, or email them to info@contrariannews.org for a chance to be featured by The Contrarian!
Let us know where you’re voting, too! Selfies and group pics are more than welcome :)
October 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Send it to us!!
Send this to your femboy homie, no questions asked🌹😜
October 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Send this to your femboy homie, no questions asked🌹😜
Send abbraccini grazie
October 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Send abbraccini grazie
i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers
October 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
i have 75 agents praying to send this guy to hell, effectively cancelling out his prayers
Dana from VA-11 Hall-A, big boobs, send tweet.
October 27, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Dana from VA-11 Hall-A, big boobs, send tweet.