#SNOWMEN
Calvin and Hobbes snowmen ass skeletons
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Andrew Skilleter's original painting for the cover of "DOCTOR WHO AND THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN" (1983). #DoctorWho #scifibooks
November 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
4th November, 1967:
"Doctor Who: The Abominable Snowmen" episode 6. #DoctorWho
November 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Yo, yendo a una cita con un hetero basic.
Clara The Snowmen
ALT: Clara The Snowmen
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November 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Oh no
Simpsons Snowmen Melt (Raiders Parody)
ALT: Simpsons Snowmen Melt (Raiders Parody)
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November 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
In preschool we were making paper cutout snowmen and I made mine with a crying face. The teacher asked me why and I said it was cuz it was too warm for snowmen so this one's mom melted and it made him sad.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Calvin was doing this with snowmen when I was a child. Know your history.
“I’m scared to walk by—and I’m an adult.” As homeowners drop thousands on 15-foot skeletons and R-rated gore, weary parents and neighbors are pushing back. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4yVhrVL
October 31, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Now 
that it is November 
stores have put away
the pumpkins, the skulls,  
and the orange leaves 
to replace them with 
the snowmen, the wreathes,
and the smiling santas, 
but one thing
that has not changed 
is the stores are still full 
of coughing people.
November 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Very Calvin's snowmen coded.
October 31, 2026 at 1:06 AM
people are literally out here building snowmen with solar energy bitch your robot is going to melt
November 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
October 29, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I DESPERATELY wanted to learn how to whittle and use knives and do woodworking and go fishing and stuff.

But nooooooo, packing peanut snowmen and how to use a lash curler. ovo

I'm still cranky about it, yes.
I was a girl scout who wanted to do all of the cool shit the boy scouts did. (There were no signs)
I was so bad at all of the homemaking badges we worked on constantly that when we finally went camping and they tried to make us do table crafts, I ran off and found a boy scout troop camping near...
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood

mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Someone grew up reading "Calvin & Hobbes" comics, paying attention to all the "Calvin's Snowmen" strips:

calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/Calvin%...
Calvin's snowmen
Calvin, like most other children his age, enjoys making snowmen during the winter. Unlike most other children, though, Calvin's snowmen are almost never regular snowmen; this distancing was often used...
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November 3, 2026 at 5:23 AM
October 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Racing past snowmen and penguins at Pipi Glacier ❄️🏎️ Power-ups, jumps and a Giant Tire in Mega Super Racer. The free demo is playable now: https://arthursoft.itch.io/mega-super-racer #indiedev #gamedev #indiegame
November 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Good grief, there's more gruesome Calvin and Hobbes cartoons than this display!
10 Darkest Calvin and Hobbes Comics About Snowmen
The dark side of snowmen in Calvin and Hobbes.
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October 31, 2026 at 6:38 AM
straight line
October 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I see from the quote skeets that I am not the only old millennial whose mind immediately went here
October 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
On November 4, 1967, TV show 'Doctor Who' aired episode "The Abominable Snowmen: Episode Six"
November 4, 2026 at 7:31 AM
For some reason I really enjoy watching this guy on YouTube make beaver dams collapse. I could say he is doing a service, keeping farm fields from flooding. Which he is. But then I could also say I've searched for people kicking over snowmen.
November 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
None of these people could have handled living next to Calvin's snowmen
“I’m scared to walk by—and I’m an adult.” As homeowners drop thousands on 15-foot skeletons and R-rated gore, weary parents and neighbors are pushing back. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4yVhrVL
October 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
These were my favorite as a kid. I loved any strip where Calvin built snowmen.
October 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Does this house with inflatable snowmen on the lawn have candy? Hell if I know
November 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
They murdered those snowmen in cold blood.
November 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ironically enough... Freezeezy Peak. Even with those fuck ass snowmen

Click Clock Wood is a close second tho
November 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM