My dad juice is gonna spray past your uvula.
November 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My dad juice is gonna spray past your uvula.
Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex?
A: The pepper spray.
A: The pepper spray.
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Q: Why do Republican men cry during sex?
A: The pepper spray.
A: The pepper spray.
LITERALLY THIS! 🤣
Spray On Hairline for Great Looking Hair
ALT: Spray On Hairline for Great Looking Hair
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November 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
LITERALLY THIS! 🤣
While soldiers report moldy beds, poor ventilation, and troops getting sick. They say leadership’s solution was to “spray it with a spray.”
October 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
While soldiers report moldy beds, poor ventilation, and troops getting sick. They say leadership’s solution was to “spray it with a spray.”
November 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Voilà - the golden throne before it was spray painted by Canadian Tire Motomaster gold spray paint.
Below:👇 New Press secrete-ary seen surreptitiously giving it a test run outside Mar-a-Lago Golf Club with Trump Brand Mobile Fone in hand.
Below:👇 New Press secrete-ary seen surreptitiously giving it a test run outside Mar-a-Lago Golf Club with Trump Brand Mobile Fone in hand.
November 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Voilà - the golden throne before it was spray painted by Canadian Tire Motomaster gold spray paint.
Below:👇 New Press secrete-ary seen surreptitiously giving it a test run outside Mar-a-Lago Golf Club with Trump Brand Mobile Fone in hand.
Below:👇 New Press secrete-ary seen surreptitiously giving it a test run outside Mar-a-Lago Golf Club with Trump Brand Mobile Fone in hand.
Gold spray paint
November 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Gold spray paint
After this anything became possible
November 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
After this anything became possible
Autumn is lovely around here.
November 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Autumn is lovely around here.
He's got himself all lathered up in spray tan just like his master.
October 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
He's got himself all lathered up in spray tan just like his master.
I dunno. You spray and you spray, but these pests keep coming back.
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I dunno. You spray and you spray, but these pests keep coming back.
Cheap spray paint, charge gold prices pocket the difference. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.
October 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Cheap spray paint, charge gold prices pocket the difference. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.
Even the spray tan is untested in a competitive race
October 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Even the spray tan is untested in a competitive race
Calm down, Crybaby Caligula. Nobody likes your spray-painted, fake-gold decor. You're a tasteless dick.
October 31, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Calm down, Crybaby Caligula. Nobody likes your spray-painted, fake-gold decor. You're a tasteless dick.
The people who spray paint red light cameras support this, I assume.
November 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The people who spray paint red light cameras support this, I assume.
For the avoidance of doubt:
Spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American antizionist yeshiva is not more antisemitic than spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American zionist yeshiva.
Spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American antizionist yeshiva is not more antisemitic than spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American zionist yeshiva.
November 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
For the avoidance of doubt:
Spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American antizionist yeshiva is not more antisemitic than spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American zionist yeshiva.
Spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American antizionist yeshiva is not more antisemitic than spray painting a swastika and “free Palestine” on the school bus of an American zionist yeshiva.
(Not that there's suddenly a huge influx of Bad People, or anything - AI just makes it really cheap and fast to spray a bunch of crap everywhere.)
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
(Not that there's suddenly a huge influx of Bad People, or anything - AI just makes it really cheap and fast to spray a bunch of crap everywhere.)
Happy Halloween! I'm a Washington state ferry made out of cardboard, hot glue, spray paint, and a dream 🛳️
October 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Happy Halloween! I'm a Washington state ferry made out of cardboard, hot glue, spray paint, and a dream 🛳️
Temu plastic spray paint: $10
Profit for Trump: $4,999,990
Profit for Trump: $4,999,990
November 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Temu plastic spray paint: $10
Profit for Trump: $4,999,990
Profit for Trump: $4,999,990