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Jack Hopkins-The Original

@therealjackhopkins.bsky.social

I enjoyed time with my Dad today. Pretty spry for someone turning 83 in a couple months.

June 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM

SpryOldLorax

@spryoldlorax.bsky.social

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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · Jul 7

The "Nazi Bar" Problem... and why we must always be on-guard, all the time, and never EVER let Nazis feel welcome or at home anywhere. Ever. No exceptions.

You have to shut them down. Never give an inch. Never let them establish a toe-hold. Pull them out by the roots. Zero tolerance.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work
beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly
hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one
another when someone sits next to me and he
immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "Hey I'm not doing
anything, I'm a paying customer." and the bartender
reaches under the counter for a bat or something and
says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And
he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender
was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit.
Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys
come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve
them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then
they become a regular and after awhile they bring a
friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends
and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this
is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're
entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a
PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And I was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to
ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal
is to be terrible, awful people."

April 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social

I'm somewhat shocked that a 14-year-old Mooch can still pull herself up onto a chair at dinner time.

She's still spry, and I'm thankful.

March 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM

Moohud Kurzweil

@ehudkurzweil.bsky.social

Lab Rat-Dog morning routine! Gotta stay spry, all before breakfast.

February 18, 2024 at 4:30 PM

SpryOldLorax

@spryoldlorax.bsky.social

I mean, there's also this historical fact:
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · Nov 13

Fun fact: Men's sports and women's sports are separate to protect male egos from losing to women. In case you thought it was otherwise.

From the National Women's History Museum:

OnThisDay in 1931, 17-year-old Jackie
Mitchell struck out both Babe Ruth and
Lou Gehrig during an exhibition game
against the Yankees. A few days later,
her contract was voided and women
were declared unfit to play baseball.
(Photo: Library of Congress)

September 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM

Ken Klippenstein

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social

At the spry age of 78, I bet this guy would be in the Senate today if he hadn’t been president already

December 24, 2024 at 3:22 AM

Moohud Kurzweil

@ehudkurzweil.bsky.social

Wide Worgen, L14 Rare Tauren Warrior. Watch out, Eastern Kingdoms! This guy's gonna make it BIG!

Lil doodle of my World of Warcraft Forever toon to keep spry

September 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM

nyah 🌀

@psyberhell.bsky.social

moe old man who is surprisingly spry and flexible

#tenna #deltarune

October 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM

Justin Oaksford

@justinoaksford.bsky.social

I apparently didn't do a landscape post yet so... Hello! 👋 I'm Justin, Art Director and Concept Artist at Spry Fox!

October 7, 2023 at 10:11 PM

Azureringz

@azureringz.bsky.social

Spry the Hedgehog Redesign ✨
#SonictheHedgehog #Sonic #SonicOC

February 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM

Perpetually confused

@badseedrock.bsky.social

He looked pretty spry for internal bleeding.

January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM

Wario64

@wario64.bsky.social

Netflix sells game studio Spry Fox back to its founders www.gamefile.news/p/netflix-se...

December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

@pixelatedboat.bsky.social

If only spry, youthful Joe Biden hadn’t gone to that crazy beach on his vacation 😞

June 28, 2024 at 3:33 AM

David Simon

@audacityofdespair.bsky.social

She's entirely right. Middle school is too late. When they're younger, many are small and spry enough to go down chimneys and through HVAC vents and clean them right and well. I've read my Dickens.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Aug 23

BASH: One of the things that's happening is there's a push to start students down a trade school track as early as elementary school. Is that too early?

LINDA McMAHON: I don't think so

BASH: But elementary school?

McMAHON: I think you can have some introduction of skilled trades in elementary