The lying starts now.
January 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The lying starts now.
Buntober Day 1 • Teto
It starts…
It starts…
October 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Buntober Day 1 • Teto
It starts…
It starts…
Morning Kitten
(This is how it starts)
(This is how it starts)
September 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Morning Kitten
(This is how it starts)
(This is how it starts)
NOTE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS:
Regime change starts at home.
Regime change starts at home.
June 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
NOTE TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS:
Regime change starts at home.
Regime change starts at home.
Spot on. It’s happening right now…this is how it starts.
July 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Spot on. It’s happening right now…this is how it starts.
the future starts with you
July 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
the future starts with you
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.
I love it when a book starts this way
July 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I love it when a book starts this way
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When the leopard starts eating your face 🫣🐆
Meanwhile in Buffalo….game starts at 8:20pm
December 1, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Meanwhile in Buffalo….game starts at 8:20pm
Trudeau starts by speaking directly to Americans. This will raise costs for *you*.
February 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Trudeau starts by speaking directly to Americans. This will raise costs for *you*.
When Pete Buttigieg starts cursing, shit has gotten real.
March 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When Pete Buttigieg starts cursing, shit has gotten real.
Every good history book starts here.
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Every good history book starts here.
Early voting starts TODAY
July 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Early voting starts TODAY
the military purge starts
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
the military purge starts
Where it starts is never where it starts. The news that DOJ is prioritizing denaturalizations, combined with very vague explanations of who they will prioritize, is deeply concerning. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
July 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Where it starts is never where it starts. The news that DOJ is prioritizing denaturalizations, combined with very vague explanations of who they will prioritize, is deeply concerning. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
The future is Chao!
Chao Tales starts tomorrow!
Chao Tales starts tomorrow!
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The future is Chao!
Chao Tales starts tomorrow!
Chao Tales starts tomorrow!
1 week Nestle Products Boycott starts today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
1 week Nestle Products Boycott starts today.
The long road to recovery starts now.
The impact on our economy, our schools, and people’s lives won’t be reversed overnight. That work starts today.
I’ll have more at 9:45.
The impact on our economy, our schools, and people’s lives won’t be reversed overnight. That work starts today.
I’ll have more at 9:45.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The long road to recovery starts now.
The impact on our economy, our schools, and people’s lives won’t be reversed overnight. That work starts today.
I’ll have more at 9:45.
The impact on our economy, our schools, and people’s lives won’t be reversed overnight. That work starts today.
I’ll have more at 9:45.
alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow
April 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
alright, no more joking around. butlerian jihad starts tomorrow
Tomorrow starts the trial of the century. 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tomorrow starts the trial of the century. 🥴
When the Norwood Reaper starts closing in...
August 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
When the Norwood Reaper starts closing in...
WE GOT THIS!
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
WE GOT THIS!
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.
Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.