Monday: salad
Tuesday: salad
Wednesday: salad
Thursday: salad
Friday: salad
Saturday: 3 pizzas, tacos, grilled cheese, bottle of wine, 7 cinnamon rolls, gallon of ice cream, 2 cheeseburgers
Sunday: salad
Tuesday: salad
Wednesday: salad
Thursday: salad
Friday: salad
Saturday: 3 pizzas, tacos, grilled cheese, bottle of wine, 7 cinnamon rolls, gallon of ice cream, 2 cheeseburgers
Sunday: salad
April 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Monday: salad
Tuesday: salad
Wednesday: salad
Thursday: salad
Friday: salad
Saturday: 3 pizzas, tacos, grilled cheese, bottle of wine, 7 cinnamon rolls, gallon of ice cream, 2 cheeseburgers
Sunday: salad
Tuesday: salad
Wednesday: salad
Thursday: salad
Friday: salad
Saturday: 3 pizzas, tacos, grilled cheese, bottle of wine, 7 cinnamon rolls, gallon of ice cream, 2 cheeseburgers
Sunday: salad
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
February 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
This could be me
I want a salad. A cold crunchy salad. This is the longest I've gone without one & in the before times, i had salad twice a day
So Fuck RFK, Jr
I want a salad. A cold crunchy salad. This is the longest I've gone without one & in the before times, i had salad twice a day
So Fuck RFK, Jr
August 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
This could be me
I want a salad. A cold crunchy salad. This is the longest I've gone without one & in the before times, i had salad twice a day
So Fuck RFK, Jr
I want a salad. A cold crunchy salad. This is the longest I've gone without one & in the before times, i had salad twice a day
So Fuck RFK, Jr
Potato Salad for lunch
July 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Potato Salad for lunch
Lettuce pray for the salad days ahead
Who will last longer today as the 119th Congress kicks off:
Mike Johnson OR the Head of Lettuce 🥬?
Mike Johnson OR the Head of Lettuce 🥬?
January 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lettuce pray for the salad days ahead
her name is salad and she is beautiful 🥹
November 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
her name is salad and she is beautiful 🥹
Chicken salad on croissant with some pasta salad and broccoli. Let’s eat. I’m starvin’, Marvin.
September 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Chicken salad on croissant with some pasta salad and broccoli. Let’s eat. I’m starvin’, Marvin.
DEMENTIA
WORD
SALAD......
WORD
SALAD......
April 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
DEMENTIA
WORD
SALAD......
WORD
SALAD......
My daughter’s idea of salad at the salad bar is like 1/2 pound of cocktail shrimp on a bed of lettuce with eggs and ranch.
May 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
My daughter’s idea of salad at the salad bar is like 1/2 pound of cocktail shrimp on a bed of lettuce with eggs and ranch.
(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?
caesar: i think... i will invent a salad
me: what will you call it, your glory?
caesar: julius's salad
me: close
caesar: julius's epic salad
"What is that you're having for lunch?"
Me: Fruit salad
"That's funny. It looks like sangria."
Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]
Me: Fruit salad
"That's funny. It looks like sangria."
Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]
March 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"What is that you're having for lunch?"
Me: Fruit salad
"That's funny. It looks like sangria."
Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]
Me: Fruit salad
"That's funny. It looks like sangria."
Me: Huh. Weird. [sips fruit salad]
Tonight's dinner is salad.
A strawberry, ice cream and fluffy pancake salad.
No. You shut up.
A strawberry, ice cream and fluffy pancake salad.
No. You shut up.
June 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Tonight's dinner is salad.
A strawberry, ice cream and fluffy pancake salad.
No. You shut up.
A strawberry, ice cream and fluffy pancake salad.
No. You shut up.
Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts
September 11, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Egg salad is chicken salad. Follow me for more culinary facts
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
August 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Who ordered the word salad?
Trump: "We do have to take care of the humanitarian needs on what they used to call the Gaza Strip. You don't hear that line too much anymore. You don't hear the Gaza Strip. But it is the Gaza Strip. Amazing. It's now being handled a little bit differently. We're gonna set up food centers."
July 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Who ordered the word salad?
Looks like word salad is back on the menu, boys.
December 16, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Looks like word salad is back on the menu, boys.
[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
May 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM
An example of “word salad”actually being about salad
RFK Jr: "One of the things we're doing is Brooke Rollins is requiring that any facility, and store that accepts food stamps will have to double the amount of whole food that is now available to recipients. So that will change the marketplace around the country."
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
An example of “word salad”actually being about salad
I was thinking of having chicken salad for lunch. How’s your day going?
May 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I was thinking of having chicken salad for lunch. How’s your day going?
The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The Caesar Salad turns 101 today.
Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.
June 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.