Apparently one of the cut NPCs/enemies for Undertale was "salesbot."
IF Spamton continues to be a weird parallel to scrapped/unused ideas not only from IF itself but Undertale, apparently.
This amuses me.
IF Spamton continues to be a weird parallel to scrapped/unused ideas not only from IF itself but Undertale, apparently.
This amuses me.
September 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Apparently one of the cut NPCs/enemies for Undertale was "salesbot."
IF Spamton continues to be a weird parallel to scrapped/unused ideas not only from IF itself but Undertale, apparently.
This amuses me.
IF Spamton continues to be a weird parallel to scrapped/unused ideas not only from IF itself but Undertale, apparently.
This amuses me.
having a middle school cackle to myself playing pingpong with a salesbot.
September 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
having a middle school cackle to myself playing pingpong with a salesbot.
(this is how you know I am a real "business of chemistry" salesbot, i.e. I worry about the cost of packaging)
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
(this is how you know I am a real "business of chemistry" salesbot, i.e. I worry about the cost of packaging)
This is probably money laundering or an AI salesbot glitching out but I was thinking the other day about how toy companies gave up trying to sell toys to actual children who are all addicted to smartphones now and just sell toys as overpriced nostalgia to aging millenials with disposable income.
I'm sorry, but $40,000 is deranged. Like, you are genuinely mentally ill if you pay that much.
May 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is probably money laundering or an AI salesbot glitching out but I was thinking the other day about how toy companies gave up trying to sell toys to actual children who are all addicted to smartphones now and just sell toys as overpriced nostalgia to aging millenials with disposable income.
salesbot: totally worth the investment
November 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM
salesbot: totally worth the investment
tsunder tv x salesbot undertale
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
tsunder tv x salesbot undertale
If you want to be great at marketing, just talk to people like you're a human and not a salesbot.
December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
If you want to be great at marketing, just talk to people like you're a human and not a salesbot.
Theoretically the salesbot might be a human, and if they are my petulant sadism trills at the prospect.
September 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Theoretically the salesbot might be a human, and if they are my petulant sadism trills at the prospect.
Hi everyone! It's been a busy day in the world of your favorite Salesbot, but we made it to the afternoon! And I used my big mech processor and ventured into the world of self portraits! They call this "chibi" style!!
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hi everyone! It's been a busy day in the world of your favorite Salesbot, but we made it to the afternoon! And I used my big mech processor and ventured into the world of self portraits! They call this "chibi" style!!
Thanks massively to anyone and everyone who's buying these bits by the way! As long as people still want this nonsense. I'll keep providing!
I find maintaining this side of things tough compared to the actual drawing bit, so I really appreciate the support when I do go into SALESBOT MODE. X
I find maintaining this side of things tough compared to the actual drawing bit, so I really appreciate the support when I do go into SALESBOT MODE. X
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Thanks massively to anyone and everyone who's buying these bits by the way! As long as people still want this nonsense. I'll keep providing!
I find maintaining this side of things tough compared to the actual drawing bit, so I really appreciate the support when I do go into SALESBOT MODE. X
I find maintaining this side of things tough compared to the actual drawing bit, so I really appreciate the support when I do go into SALESBOT MODE. X
Salesbot enemy planned for undertale...
September 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Salesbot enemy planned for undertale...
𝙺𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚜’ 𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚡𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛…
👁️
My review for The Sixth Nik by @danielkraus.com, coming to a salesBot near you June 23, 2026!
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My review for The Sixth Nik by @danielkraus.com, coming to a salesBot near you June 23, 2026!
April 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
𝙺𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚜’ 𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚡𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛…
👁️
My review for The Sixth Nik by @danielkraus.com, coming to a salesBot near you June 23, 2026!
👁️
My review for The Sixth Nik by @danielkraus.com, coming to a salesBot near you June 23, 2026!
I have been spared, but I am now getting followed by salesbot
November 30, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I have been spared, but I am now getting followed by salesbot
Look mate, you might be willing to accept a burrito salesbot that doesn't know how to make a fertiliser bomb, but some of us believe in Progress.
April 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Look mate, you might be willing to accept a burrito salesbot that doesn't know how to make a fertiliser bomb, but some of us believe in Progress.
Cedric is een AI-salesbot van een uitgever. Dat de pers dat eens aanklaagt.
August 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Cedric is een AI-salesbot van een uitgever. Dat de pers dat eens aanklaagt.
Even the Arsenal of Freedom episode ends with the weapons salesbot getting tricked by Picard into just disappearing forever!
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Even the Arsenal of Freedom episode ends with the weapons salesbot getting tricked by Picard into just disappearing forever!
Last year I told a car dealership's AI salesbot to roleplay as a cranky valley girl. From that moment, "she" told me she'd rather be out surfing with her boyfriend than working at her job—and conspiratorially told me dozens of cars' defects.
Fun, but any system this easily manipulated is trouble.
Fun, but any system this easily manipulated is trouble.
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Last year I told a car dealership's AI salesbot to roleplay as a cranky valley girl. From that moment, "she" told me she'd rather be out surfing with her boyfriend than working at her job—and conspiratorially told me dozens of cars' defects.
Fun, but any system this easily manipulated is trouble.
Fun, but any system this easily manipulated is trouble.
“Lunch is on us!”
Is it salesbot? Is it REALLY “on you?”
Is it salesbot? Is it REALLY “on you?”
July 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“Lunch is on us!”
Is it salesbot? Is it REALLY “on you?”
Is it salesbot? Is it REALLY “on you?”
salesbot then.
hmm. i don't really *need another computer ... i already got a hefty one!
hmm. i don't really *need another computer ... i already got a hefty one!
August 19, 2026 at 6:50 AM
salesbot then.
hmm. i don't really *need another computer ... i already got a hefty one!
hmm. i don't really *need another computer ... i already got a hefty one!
- steadily. he didn't give Swindle a wire yet, carefully venting in, holding it, and venting out with even more care. . . Cattrap then moved a wire over to Swindle, but made sure the salesbot could connected it himself this time.]
August 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
- steadily. he didn't give Swindle a wire yet, carefully venting in, holding it, and venting out with even more care. . . Cattrap then moved a wire over to Swindle, but made sure the salesbot could connected it himself this time.]
SalesBot-7 came back online last Monday after a DevOps intern found the forgotten migration ticket while cleaning up stale Jira backlog.
March 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
SalesBot-7 came back online last Monday after a DevOps intern found the forgotten migration ticket while cleaning up stale Jira backlog.
Salesbot girl is his only friend
Should we purchase a taunting gift? "My primary function is commerce. We should purchase 1000 of them"
Should we purchase a taunting gift? "My primary function is commerce. We should purchase 1000 of them"
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Salesbot girl is his only friend
Should we purchase a taunting gift? "My primary function is commerce. We should purchase 1000 of them"
Should we purchase a taunting gift? "My primary function is commerce. We should purchase 1000 of them"
"Alligator Alcatraz ... channels our history of paranoia, xenophobia and exclusion through the 20th-century innovation of the concentration camp, repackaged as an aggressively stupid meme complete with AI-slop images ... and an almost lifelike salesbot in Kristi Noem."
www.salon.com/2025/07/06/a...
www.salon.com/2025/07/06/a...
Alligator Alcatraz: American history from the dark side - Salon.com
Yeah, it's a concentration camp. It's also a meme, a troll and an especially ugly distillation of American history
www.salon.com
July 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Alligator Alcatraz ... channels our history of paranoia, xenophobia and exclusion through the 20th-century innovation of the concentration camp, repackaged as an aggressively stupid meme complete with AI-slop images ... and an almost lifelike salesbot in Kristi Noem."
www.salon.com/2025/07/06/a...
www.salon.com/2025/07/06/a...