I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
February 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank.
Now I do.
Now I do.
the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬…
#GhostSoap
#GhostSoap
October 30, 2024 at 1:09 PM
𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬…
#GhostSoap
#GhostSoap
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
New Evidence Finds Titanic Passengers Continued Eating From Buffet As Ship Sank https://theonion.com/new-evidence-finds-titanic-passengers-continued-eating-1836407827/
August 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New Evidence Finds Titanic Passengers Continued Eating From Buffet As Ship Sank https://theonion.com/new-evidence-finds-titanic-passengers-continued-eating-1836407827/
Mysteries of History: No.8647
May 5, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Mysteries of History: No.8647
🌊🛳️ Research vessel sank in Novorossiysk
February 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
🌊🛳️ Research vessel sank in Novorossiysk
"But I sank so much money and time, I can't stop now."
September 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"But I sank so much money and time, I can't stop now."
Day 1391 of my 3 day war. A $40,000 Ukrainian drone sank a $400,000,000 Russian submarine.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Day 1391 of my 3 day war. A $40,000 Ukrainian drone sank a $400,000,000 Russian submarine.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
Interesting metaphor, bc we know the Titanic didn't turn around. It sank. It sank because of ICE
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Interesting metaphor, bc we know the Titanic didn't turn around. It sank. It sank because of ICE
August 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"of no fixed abode"
OMG he sank his own house.
OMG he sank his own house.
"of no fixed abode"
Probably means he refused to give an address, but it makes him sound like a right dosser.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Probably means he refused to give an address, but it makes him sound like a right dosser.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Police arrest far-right activist Daniel Thomas after dinghy slashed in Channel
Thirty-seven-year-old in custody on suspicion of crimes including criminal damage with intent to endanger life
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2026 at 10:57 AM
"of no fixed abode"
OMG he sank his own house.
OMG he sank his own house.
girl it sank
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 PM
girl it sank
Starting to relate to the musicians who kept on playing as the Titanic sank.
i'm going on LA's local NPR today to talk about automated balls and strikes at 10:20 AM. 89.3 FM.
I'm sure it will be right after a segment on World War III being imminent. I feel absolutely insane right now.
I'm sure it will be right after a segment on World War III being imminent. I feel absolutely insane right now.
April 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Starting to relate to the musicians who kept on playing as the Titanic sank.
Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.
March 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.
April 2022: The Moskva sank while under tow due to an accident
Jan 2026: Ukraine sank it with missiles
Propaganda is hard cos the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday
Jan 2026: Ukraine sank it with missiles
Propaganda is hard cos the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM
April 2022: The Moskva sank while under tow due to an accident
Jan 2026: Ukraine sank it with missiles
Propaganda is hard cos the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday
Jan 2026: Ukraine sank it with missiles
Propaganda is hard cos the past changes so quickly you have no idea what will happen yesterday
The Titanic had a ballroom and yet it still sank.
Cheers.
Cheers.
May 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
The Titanic had a ballroom and yet it still sank.
Cheers.
Cheers.
listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
listening to the news this morning a segment began "Hollywood legend Dick van Dyke..."
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
my heart sank
"... 's birthday is today, he turned 100"
phew
🚢 🔥 Three years ago, as a result of a successful Neptune missiles strike, the cruiser "Moskva" sank!
April 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
🚢 🔥 Three years ago, as a result of a successful Neptune missiles strike, the cruiser "Moskva" sank!
Eight years ago today, John McCain’s thumbs-down vote sank Trump’s attempt to repeal Obamacare.
July 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Eight years ago today, John McCain’s thumbs-down vote sank Trump’s attempt to repeal Obamacare.
Merry Christmas to investors who have sank billions of dollars into AI products. This is truly world-changing stuff.
December 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Merry Christmas to investors who have sank billions of dollars into AI products. This is truly world-changing stuff.
Fun fact, the iceberg that sank the Titanic almost certainly came from Greenland...
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Fun fact, the iceberg that sank the Titanic almost certainly came from Greenland...
OTD in 2022 Russian warship Moskva was told “go fuck yourself”. A short while later it fucked itself and sank.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
February 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
OTD in 2022 Russian warship Moskva was told “go fuck yourself”. A short while later it fucked itself and sank.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
dead before the ship even sank
November 9, 2024 at 5:15 PM
dead before the ship even sank