Maher was promised to the Sarlacc decades ago, and yet...
Sarlacc Star
Alt: Sarlacc Star
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October 3, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Maher was promised to the Sarlacc decades ago, and yet...
October doesn't have to be just about fictional horrors...
What has hairy feet, legs dotted with eggs, and a mouth loaded with tentacles like a Sarlacc from Star Wars?
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What has hairy feet, legs dotted with eggs, and a mouth loaded with tentacles like a Sarlacc from Star Wars?
nautil.us/theres-a-new...
October 3, 2026 at 5:52 AM
October doesn't have to be just about fictional horrors...
What has hairy feet, legs dotted with eggs, and a mouth loaded with tentacles like a Sarlacc from Star Wars?
nautil.us/theres-a-new...
What has hairy feet, legs dotted with eggs, and a mouth loaded with tentacles like a Sarlacc from Star Wars?
nautil.us/theres-a-new...
Much like a Pitcher Plant, eh? Or perhaps a Sarlacc....
October 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Much like a Pitcher Plant, eh? Or perhaps a Sarlacc....
Toss him into the Sarlacc pit.
October 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Toss him into the Sarlacc pit.
We’re sending you to the sarlacc pit bitch
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
October 2, 2026 at 2:15 AM
We’re sending you to the sarlacc pit bitch
Wish i was the sarlacc then😛😜😝
October 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Wish i was the sarlacc then😛😜😝
in the Sarlacc was where i spent most of my days ...
October 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
in the Sarlacc was where i spent most of my days ...
ça me rappelle quelque chose ... :)
Star Wars
Alt: Star Wars : A man falls into the sarlacc
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October 1, 2026 at 11:38 AM
ça me rappelle quelque chose ... :)
the layering of stupid in the Greedo scene in ANH that got added, along w/ the whole "Han my boy" Jabba scene, were pretty bad, though nowhere near as bad as the extended Max Reebo stuff, or stuffing Audrey II into the mouth of the Sarlacc.
Only bit in ANH that was "Improved" was the extra Xwings
Only bit in ANH that was "Improved" was the extra Xwings
September 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM
the layering of stupid in the Greedo scene in ANH that got added, along w/ the whole "Han my boy" Jabba scene, were pretty bad, though nowhere near as bad as the extended Max Reebo stuff, or stuffing Audrey II into the mouth of the Sarlacc.
Only bit in ANH that was "Improved" was the extra Xwings
Only bit in ANH that was "Improved" was the extra Xwings
Nothing of Kirk. Nothing of Bones. Bring on the Sarlacc, jedi and clones!
September 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Nothing of Kirk. Nothing of Bones. Bring on the Sarlacc, jedi and clones!
He can get a blowjob from the Sarlacc
September 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
He can get a blowjob from the Sarlacc
I’m probably gonna buy this book on the strength of that title being the tagline I came up with for my Star Wars movie about Boba Fett fighting his way out of the Sarlacc pit.
Launch day for THE ONLY WAY OUT IS UP! Welcome, strange little book!
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The Only Way Out is Up - Django Wexler
A small-time scrapper and his pet robot will fight their way out of the junk-heap in a tournament that will either make them richer than gods or rip them apart in the first book of Django Wexler’s bra...
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September 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I’m probably gonna buy this book on the strength of that title being the tagline I came up with for my Star Wars movie about Boba Fett fighting his way out of the Sarlacc pit.
Sarlacc, its maw wide.
Jabba and Boba on the desert.
September 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Sarlacc, its maw wide.
Also when I was hanging out with Emmy’s 4yo niece who is obsessed with Star Wars, we invented a game called Sarlacc Pit where for every goldfish cracker you eat, you name a Star Wars character. Your mouth being the pit and the cracker being Han Solo or whatever, obvs. It was crazy funny. 4yos rule.
September 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Also when I was hanging out with Emmy’s 4yo niece who is obsessed with Star Wars, we invented a game called Sarlacc Pit where for every goldfish cracker you eat, you name a Star Wars character. Your mouth being the pit and the cracker being Han Solo or whatever, obvs. It was crazy funny. 4yos rule.
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September 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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"It will be a Hungary corner kick", that's the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch.
#UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
#UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
September 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"It will be a Hungary corner kick", that's the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch.
#UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
#UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
ICYMI: ‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
After years of “Star Wars” movies being announced, developed, rewritten, and sometimes quietly disappearing into the Sarlacc pit of Lucasfilm development, the next chapter of the Skywalker Saga appears to be getting considerably more concrete.
Following reports earlier today from Caleb Williams’ Knight Edge Media and insider Daniel Richtman, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Jon Watts, director of Marvel and Sony’s “Spider-Man” trilogy and co-creator of “Star Wars: Skeleton Crew,” is set to direct the first film in Simon Kinberg’s developing “Star Wars” trilogy.
Continue reading ‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy at The Playlist.
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September 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
ICYMI: ‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
An exhausting time was had by all, as you can see.
September 27, 2026 at 9:00 PM
An exhausting time was had by all, as you can see.
Lol OK if they cast a Skywalker who is slowly turning into an immortal Sarlacc then I'm back in 😂
September 27, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Lol OK if they cast a Skywalker who is slowly turning into an immortal Sarlacc then I'm back in 😂
I feel like everyone calling Boba Fett a "joke" because of him falling into the Sarlacc Pitt tends to forget that if George really saw him the way the fans did at the time, a could've-been-cool character made into a joke, he wouldn't have had him and Jango be in Attack of The fucking Clones.
September 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I feel like everyone calling Boba Fett a "joke" because of him falling into the Sarlacc Pitt tends to forget that if George really saw him the way the fans did at the time, a could've-been-cool character made into a joke, he wouldn't have had him and Jango be in Attack of The fucking Clones.
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
After years of “Star Wars” movies being announced, developed, rewritten, and sometimes quietly disappearing into the Sarlacc pit of Lucasfilm development, the next chapter of the Skywalker Saga appears to be getting considerably more concrete.
Following reports earlier today from Caleb Williams’ Knight Edge Media and insider Daniel Richtman, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Jon Watts, director of Marvel and Sony’s “Spider-Man” trilogy and co-creator of “Star Wars: Skeleton Crew,” is set to direct the first film in Simon Kinberg’s developing “Star Wars” trilogy.
Continue reading ‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy at The Playlist.
dlvr.it
September 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
‘Star Wars’: Jon Watts To Direct First Film In Simon Kinberg’s New Trilogy
the sarlacc is shai-huluds lazy cousin
September 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
the sarlacc is shai-huluds lazy cousin
You're not wrong
Addendum: they would horrify you.
2nd Add': because of what they are tattoos of
3rd Add': And where they are
Specifically I'm thinking sarlacc pit
And not the belly button
Addendum: they would horrify you.
2nd Add': because of what they are tattoos of
3rd Add': And where they are
Specifically I'm thinking sarlacc pit
And not the belly button
September 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You're not wrong
Addendum: they would horrify you.
2nd Add': because of what they are tattoos of
3rd Add': And where they are
Specifically I'm thinking sarlacc pit
And not the belly button
Addendum: they would horrify you.
2nd Add': because of what they are tattoos of
3rd Add': And where they are
Specifically I'm thinking sarlacc pit
And not the belly button
Genome sequence of sarlacc cells recovered from Mandalorian armor: Implications for growth and development of a thousand year old organism.
Comparative Galactic Genomics 843:12, University of Tattooine Press.
Comparative Galactic Genomics 843:12, University of Tattooine Press.
September 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Genome sequence of sarlacc cells recovered from Mandalorian armor: Implications for growth and development of a thousand year old organism.
Comparative Galactic Genomics 843:12, University of Tattooine Press.
Comparative Galactic Genomics 843:12, University of Tattooine Press.