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September 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM

Q: Did you hear that the guy that makes rings and necklaces out of steel is closing his shop for today?
A: Yes, it's ferrous jeweller's day off.

#humor #sciencejoke
December 15, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Reading on the cosmic microwave background…had to remember that “Inflation” happens to the best of us😔 #sciencejoke
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November 16, 2024 at 2:50 PM
June 3rd Joke Of The Day 🌈

Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.

#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
May Space Jokes #6
Why shouldn't an army close in on a collapsing star warrior?

They'll enter it's Sword-Shield Radius
#blackhole #dailyjoke #sciencejoke #pun #sciencepun #joke #blackholejoke
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Having now flown in and out of Phoenix, Arizona, I am increasingly convinced we can terraform Mars. #sciencejoke
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Those old alchemists were on to something.

Look, I've managed to turn fruit into lead.

I give you: the Plum-Bum!

#DadJokes #SorryNotSorry #ScienceJoke
August 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I never knew my bed was such a massive object. The gravity well is ridiculous. #sciencejoke
August 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Always wondered about this #sciencejoke
December 19, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Massage for you

Gefunden in einen großartigen Science-Museum in Ansterdam, dem Momo. Ist der Witz schlecht? Oh ja. Und das macht ihn so großartig.

#dadjokes #science #sciencejoke #amsterdamcity #amsterdam🇳🇱 #cityphotography
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM