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neetaspirant.bsky.social
"What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot ?

"Mitosis ✨"

#science #sciencejoke
December 31, 2024 at 8:44 AM
clivehill.bsky.social
Did you know that Keanu Reeves & Sandra Bullock move "Speed" had no director?

If it had direction, it would've been called Velocity...

#ScienceJoke #DadJoke
a bald man with a beard is saying i 'll get my coat .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is saying i 'll get my coat .
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January 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
How do one-called organisms say goodbye to their friends? —Adios amoebas!

#dadjoke #sciencejoke
August 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
liberalpatriot.bsky.social
#sciencejoke #schrödinger
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
chrisipunk.bsky.social
Massage for you

Gefunden in einen großartigen Science-Museum in Ansterdam, dem Momo. Ist der Witz schlecht? Oh ja. Und das macht ihn so großartig.

#dadjokes #science #sciencejoke #amsterdamcity #amsterdam🇳🇱 #cityphotography
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
winrypendragon.bsky.social
you know when scientists said

#vrchatfunny #vrchatmemes #vrchatcomedy #vrchat #joke #winrypendragon #sciencejoke
June 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
funhouseradio.bsky.social
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#sun #nova #space #solar #science #sciencejoke #nerds #nerdcore #humor #lol #moons #planets #pluto #meme #memes
June 25, 2024 at 1:29 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
Why did the noble gas cry? --Their friends argon!

#dadjoke #sciencejoke #science
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
jmlinhart.bsky.social
A fungus and an algae took a lichen to each other and now they live on a rock.

#sciencehumor #lichen #sciencejoke #science #fungi #algae
January 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
sciencehumor-io.bsky.social
The Screaming Cowboy Of Transcription

#Science #Biology #Sciencejoke #Genetics #Molecularbiology

https://sciencehumor.io/biology-memes/the-screaming-cowboy-of-transcription-5w8x
The Screaming Cowboy Of Transcription
March 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
jamesjawa.bsky.social
Someone took almost all the chemical elements out of our pantry.
They took everything but the kitchen zinc!
#dadjoke #sciencejoke
July 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
theweekday523.bsky.social
Reading on the cosmic microwave background…had to remember that “Inflation” happens to the best of us😔 #sciencejoke
February 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
barryryerson.bsky.social
Those old alchemists were on to something.

Look, I've managed to turn fruit into lead.

I give you: the Plum-Bum!

#DadJokes #SorryNotSorry #ScienceJoke
A double-plum that's shaped like a bum, hence plum-bum. If you don't get the lead joke, it's because plumbumb is the Latin word for lead, and is why its chemical symbol is Pb.
August 2, 2026 at 11:48 AM
klaatu82.bsky.social
Any humor found in the evolution of bipedality in early humans is technically stand up comedy.

#dadjoke #ScienceJoke
I heard this one over at #PBSEons. Fun times.
November 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
sciencesays.bsky.social
I like to sleep 🧫 🧪

#senesence #sciencejoke #sciencesky #isthatevenathing
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
What do biologists wear to work on Casual Fridays? —Genes.

#dadjoke #sciencejoke
July 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
specialchild6669.bsky.social
Cryptosporidium... Sounds like a damn Harry Potter spell
#harrypotter #spell #lol #joke #badjoke #sciencejoke #justsaying
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

#dadjoke #sciencejoke
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
klaatu82.bsky.social
What did the right eye say to the left eye —Between you and me… something smells.

#dadjoke #entjoke #sciencejoke
February 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
jokesandjackals.bsky.social
June 3rd Joke Of The Day 🌈

Did you know there use to be 8 colors of the rainbow? Yeah, but one of them got a restraining order beacause they were ultra-violent. Now they're invistable.

#junejoke #dailyjoke #rainbowjoke #joke #sciencejoke #dadjoke #pun #badjoke
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
sciencehumor-io.bsky.social
What? You Are Based?

#Chemistry #Phscale #Acids #Bases #Sciencejoke

https://sciencehumor.io/chemistry-memes/what-you-are-based-cayb
What? You Are Based?
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
sciencehumor-io.bsky.social
Mitosis Interrupted My Sentence

#Science #Biology #Sciencejoke #Genetics #Pun

https://sciencehumor.io/biology-memes/mitosis-interrupted-my-sentence-qpbv
Mitosis Interrupted My Sentence
April 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
sciencehumor-io.bsky.social
The Periodic Table's Secret Language

#Chemistry #Periodictable #Elements #Encryption #Sciencejoke

https://sciencehumor.io/chemistry-memes/the-periodic-tables-secret-language-umeg
The Periodic Table's Secret Language
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
klaatu82.bsky.social
What do you call an acid with an attitude?

A-mean-oh-acid!

#dadjoke #chemistry #sciencejoke
September 14, 2024 at 5:01 AM
dpscifi.bsky.social
If you've ever taken a science class where the complexity of nature was necessarily simplified, you'll get this joke...

Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia.
#sciencejoke
June 7, 2026 at 9:21 PM