the civilian "universal rover", repurposed by regional secessionists for armed conflict
June 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
the civilian "universal rover", repurposed by regional secessionists for armed conflict
I don’t quote secessionists
Missed opportunity for a Rhett butler quote.
October 17, 2023 at 3:43 PM
I don’t quote secessionists
NYT is waiting until the secessionists present a real threat, like a malformed citation in the footnotes of a thesis.
The Times still hasn't written a word about the governor of Texas declaring he outranks the federal government indignity.substack.com/p/texas-decl...?
January 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
NYT is waiting until the secessionists present a real threat, like a malformed citation in the footnotes of a thesis.
secessionists tears, lost like tears in the rain
Premier Danielle Smith used the word "positive" twice in describing her meeting with Prime Minister Mark Carney.
May 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
secessionists tears, lost like tears in the rain
SECESSIONISTS!
Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
SECESSIONISTS!
It really feels like he wants to juice the California secessionists. Another longtime item on Putin’s vision board.
June 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It really feels like he wants to juice the California secessionists. Another longtime item on Putin’s vision board.
Alberta secessionists are being supported by a hostile foreign state.
Rep. Andy Harris: "The fact of the matter is Alberta is talking about seceding from Canada. We should make it the 51st state. Tremendous oil reserves there."
August 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Alberta secessionists are being supported by a hostile foreign state.
This is an *inventive* use of a statute that originated in the Civil War - i.e, to punish actual secessionists.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is an *inventive* use of a statute that originated in the Civil War - i.e, to punish actual secessionists.
State of Jefferson secessionists...
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
State of Jefferson secessionists...
Only a few errors. One occurs when a commentator claims the secessionists feared that Lincoln's election meant the federal government would eliminate slavery. No way. Secessionists demanded the right to take slavery into all the West, if not every state—or else the Union gets it. Hostage taking.
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September 27, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Only a few errors. One occurs when a commentator claims the secessionists feared that Lincoln's election meant the federal government would eliminate slavery. No way. Secessionists demanded the right to take slavery into all the West, if not every state—or else the Union gets it. Hostage taking.
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Friendly handshakes with princes of recognized independence, crushing force against today’s would-be secessionists is just good empire management
July 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Friendly handshakes with princes of recognized independence, crushing force against today’s would-be secessionists is just good empire management
The State of Jefferson maniacs are literally secessionists
why are there rarely articles written about liberals in red state urban centers (e.g. Salt Lake City) being gerrymandered into some rural conservative representative?
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The State of Jefferson maniacs are literally secessionists
Yup. We can trace so much of what’s happening now to the fact that we didn’t treat the secessionists like the losers they were back in 1865.
July 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Yup. We can trace so much of what’s happening now to the fact that we didn’t treat the secessionists like the losers they were back in 1865.
Fuck no. Secessionists are traitors.
April 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Fuck no. Secessionists are traitors.
secessionists say hi!
So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
secessionists say hi!
Albertan Canadians don’t need to be reminded, but the rest of 🇨🇦Canada does: Alberta secessionists are 🇺🇸MAGA quislings, largely of the nutbar “Christian” fundamentalist variety.
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May 30, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Albertan Canadians don’t need to be reminded, but the rest of 🇨🇦Canada does: Alberta secessionists are 🇺🇸MAGA quislings, largely of the nutbar “Christian” fundamentalist variety.
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we should follow the law for secessionists imo
May 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
we should follow the law for secessionists imo
In the 1850s, one of the things that most inflamed Southern secessionists was when antislavery activists loudly and publicly called them out as immoral and cruel.
Likely in light of the situation in LA, ICE leadership just put out a pretty outrageous message to politicians: “I’m demanding they stop.” He specifically calls out Mayor Wu and Hakeem Jeffries.
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
In the 1850s, one of the things that most inflamed Southern secessionists was when antislavery activists loudly and publicly called them out as immoral and cruel.
California Secessionists Respond to Redistricting 'War' With Donald Trump
www.newsweek.com
California secessionists respond to redistricting "war" with Donald Trump
twp.ai
August 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
California Secessionists Respond to Redistricting 'War' With Donald Trump
Maybe start with a pipeline (made of Canadian steel) to directly transport secessionists from Alberta to Texas. 😉
April 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Maybe start with a pipeline (made of Canadian steel) to directly transport secessionists from Alberta to Texas. 😉
i do think secession risks are a underrated risk in the next 4 years, though secessionists will also face capital strikes
May 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i do think secession risks are a underrated risk in the next 4 years, though secessionists will also face capital strikes
This. It is absolutely vital to note that the secessionists didn't just wish to maintain slavery in their own states- they wanted to expand it to the west, Mexico, and Central America.
September 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This. It is absolutely vital to note that the secessionists didn't just wish to maintain slavery in their own states- they wanted to expand it to the west, Mexico, and Central America.
still incredible reading takes from a people who venerate a war of independence and another victory over secessionists about “political violence”
September 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
still incredible reading takes from a people who venerate a war of independence and another victory over secessionists about “political violence”
I can promise a lot of APPROPRIATE DISPARAGEMENT of Confederates/secessionists in this tour. I am just saying.
If you're angry about this latest return to glorifying Confederates and are looking for an ~appropriately critical~ telling of those stories, come join us on the "Baltimore's Confederate Shadows" tour tonight or another night soon!
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March 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can promise a lot of APPROPRIATE DISPARAGEMENT of Confederates/secessionists in this tour. I am just saying.