🌀 Vernon Dispatch: “Paychecks & Priorities”
📁 Drop 3: Budget Bias ICE’s budget tripled; education funding flatlined. 🌀 Vernon caption: “Security theater, classroom austerity.”
#SecurityTheater #EducationFundingFlatlined #BudgetBias
go.bsky.app/Q7HhPUb
📁 Drop 3: Budget Bias ICE’s budget tripled; education funding flatlined. 🌀 Vernon caption: “Security theater, classroom austerity.”
#SecurityTheater #EducationFundingFlatlined #BudgetBias
go.bsky.app/Q7HhPUb
August 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
🌀 Vernon Dispatch: “Paychecks & Priorities”
📁 Drop 3: Budget Bias ICE’s budget tripled; education funding flatlined. 🌀 Vernon caption: “Security theater, classroom austerity.”
#SecurityTheater #EducationFundingFlatlined #BudgetBias
go.bsky.app/Q7HhPUb
📁 Drop 3: Budget Bias ICE’s budget tripled; education funding flatlined. 🌀 Vernon caption: “Security theater, classroom austerity.”
#SecurityTheater #EducationFundingFlatlined #BudgetBias
go.bsky.app/Q7HhPUb
September 24, 2026 at 6:48 PM
If you’re wondering why there hasn’t been an update for #ScreenFloat recently…
#reviewhell #securitytheater
#reviewhell #securitytheater
December 20, 2024 at 10:50 AM
If you’re wondering why there hasn’t been an update for #ScreenFloat recently…
#reviewhell #securitytheater
#reviewhell #securitytheater
Dit is de eerste keer dat ik de Eurostar van NL naar de UK pak (andersom heb ik wel meermaals gedaan). Wel een bijzonder complex gebeuren met het securitytheater en het afschermen van het 1e perron, met heel veel securitymensen...
July 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dit is de eerste keer dat ik de Eurostar van NL naar de UK pak (andersom heb ik wel meermaals gedaan). Wel een bijzonder complex gebeuren met het securitytheater en het afschermen van het 1e perron, met heel veel securitymensen...
Cette mesure était tellement du théâtre inutile... #SecurityTheater
July 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Cette mesure était tellement du théâtre inutile... #SecurityTheater
"regulären Pass-, Einlass- und Bordkartenkontrollen und stieg in ein Flugzeug nach Paris.
Alles, was schiefgehen konnte, ist bei den Kontrollen an jenem 26. November, einem Dienstag, dann tatsächlich auch schiefgegangen."
#SecurityTheater
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Alles, was schiefgehen konnte, ist bei den Kontrollen an jenem 26. November, einem Dienstag, dann tatsächlich auch schiefgegangen."
#SecurityTheater
...
December 8, 2024 at 10:45 AM
"regulären Pass-, Einlass- und Bordkartenkontrollen und stieg in ein Flugzeug nach Paris.
Alles, was schiefgehen konnte, ist bei den Kontrollen an jenem 26. November, einem Dienstag, dann tatsächlich auch schiefgegangen."
#SecurityTheater
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Alles, was schiefgehen konnte, ist bei den Kontrollen an jenem 26. November, einem Dienstag, dann tatsächlich auch schiefgegangen."
#SecurityTheater
...
Hegseth says the DoD will be “merit-based and colorblind.”
Bold talk from a guy who helped leak classified ops in a group chat. Apparently, “merit” now means loyalty to Trump and “colorblind” means ignoring red flags.
#SignalGate #HegsethFail #MeritMyAss #MAGAStandards #SecurityTheater
Bold talk from a guy who helped leak classified ops in a group chat. Apparently, “merit” now means loyalty to Trump and “colorblind” means ignoring red flags.
#SignalGate #HegsethFail #MeritMyAss #MAGAStandards #SecurityTheater
March 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hegseth says the DoD will be “merit-based and colorblind.”
Bold talk from a guy who helped leak classified ops in a group chat. Apparently, “merit” now means loyalty to Trump and “colorblind” means ignoring red flags.
#SignalGate #HegsethFail #MeritMyAss #MAGAStandards #SecurityTheater
Bold talk from a guy who helped leak classified ops in a group chat. Apparently, “merit” now means loyalty to Trump and “colorblind” means ignoring red flags.
#SignalGate #HegsethFail #MeritMyAss #MAGAStandards #SecurityTheater
When I was flying home from Boston, an agent asked me to open my cannoli. I'd gone to Mike's Bakery. It was in a cute little box with the string tied on it...but he still needed to check that the pastry wasn't explosive. 🤦🏾♀️
September 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Today's random post. These TSA approved locks are NOT secure. Do not use them for anything other than securing luggage during air travel. They are ridiculously easy to pick and only slightly more difficult to decode the combination.
#SecurityTheater
#SecurityTheater
March 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today's random post. These TSA approved locks are NOT secure. Do not use them for anything other than securing luggage during air travel. They are ridiculously easy to pick and only slightly more difficult to decode the combination.
#SecurityTheater
#SecurityTheater
Hostile. Ugly. Almost certainly far more expensive than the fares lost. On brand for 2025.
#BART
#SecurityTheater
#January2025
#BART
#SecurityTheater
#January2025
January 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hostile. Ugly. Almost certainly far more expensive than the fares lost. On brand for 2025.
#BART
#SecurityTheater
#January2025
#BART
#SecurityTheater
#January2025
I really didn’t expect @bambulabglobal.bsky.social to maliciously lock out the entire ecosystem third parties have been building around their products, but here we are.
You’d think they’d have learned a lesson from the Chamberlain myQ debacle, but no.
#drm #righttorepair #securitytheater
You’d think they’d have learned a lesson from the Chamberlain myQ debacle, but no.
#drm #righttorepair #securitytheater
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I really didn’t expect @bambulabglobal.bsky.social to maliciously lock out the entire ecosystem third parties have been building around their products, but here we are.
You’d think they’d have learned a lesson from the Chamberlain myQ debacle, but no.
#drm #righttorepair #securitytheater
You’d think they’d have learned a lesson from the Chamberlain myQ debacle, but no.
#drm #righttorepair #securitytheater
Wasn’t allowed to bring my led spinning glitter pineapples (of *course* I had to buy them in Vegas) through TSA, so had to improvise our broken bag with staples and tape and to check it in. May it survive the trip home 😂 #securitytheater
February 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wasn’t allowed to bring my led spinning glitter pineapples (of *course* I had to buy them in Vegas) through TSA, so had to improvise our broken bag with staples and tape and to check it in. May it survive the trip home 😂 #securitytheater
Someone needs to explain to me like I'm 5 years old how 2 pairs of sharp, metal knitting needles in my shoulder bag makes it thru TSA security, but a mousepad in my carry-on sets off alarms. And yes, I've gone through security before with the mousepad in my bag with no problem. 🤔
#securitytheater
#securitytheater
December 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Someone needs to explain to me like I'm 5 years old how 2 pairs of sharp, metal knitting needles in my shoulder bag makes it thru TSA security, but a mousepad in my carry-on sets off alarms. And yes, I've gone through security before with the mousepad in my bag with no problem. 🤔
#securitytheater
#securitytheater
Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater
March 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Did the American Express session login timeout get even SHORTER recently? Like I can't even pay two cards in a row before it logs me out now, it used to be bad but this is getting ridiculous lol @americanexpress.bsky.social #SecurityTheater
Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers
thistleandmoss.com
What Survives the Morning: Operation BallRoom BlitzFuck
twp.ai
April 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers
Sasha and I just finished a 5-mile jog (and flap!) along the Yarra, feeling pumped for tomorrow’s #BSidesMelbourne! Get ready for our talk, “Containers Won't Fix Your Code: Unraveling the Elaborate Fabric of Security Theater.” (at 12:50) 🦩💻✨ #hacking #SecurityTheater @sashatheflamingo.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Sasha and I just finished a 5-mile jog (and flap!) along the Yarra, feeling pumped for tomorrow’s #BSidesMelbourne! Get ready for our talk, “Containers Won't Fix Your Code: Unraveling the Elaborate Fabric of Security Theater.” (at 12:50) 🦩💻✨ #hacking #SecurityTheater @sashatheflamingo.bsky.social
Bond Denied in #WarnerRobins #SchoolShooting; #MetalDetectors Still Coming
oldmantrench.com/2026/09/03/b...
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
oldmantrench.com/2026/09/03/b...
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
September 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Make Auth Great Again
#programming #frontend #security #authentication #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/make-auth-great-again-qboq
#programming #frontend #security #authentication #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/make-auth-great-again-qboq
September 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The First Domino Has Fallen
#AI #SecurityTheater #Mythis #Fable #gatekeeping #ExportControls
youtube.com/watch?v=gDpu...
#AI #SecurityTheater #Mythis #Fable #gatekeeping #ExportControls
youtube.com/watch?v=gDpu...
The First Domino Has Fallen...
YouTube video by Low Level
youtube.com
June 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The First Domino Has Fallen
#AI #SecurityTheater #Mythis #Fable #gatekeeping #ExportControls
youtube.com/watch?v=gDpu...
#AI #SecurityTheater #Mythis #Fable #gatekeeping #ExportControls
youtube.com/watch?v=gDpu...
What even is the logic of that, if any? Why can't I bring a big water bottle full of iced tea onto the plane? Do they think I'm going to hijack the #plane with a refreshing beverage?
(Points water bottle spout at pilot) "Ram this plane into Trump Tower or I'll get you wet!"
#TSA #securitytheater
(Points water bottle spout at pilot) "Ram this plane into Trump Tower or I'll get you wet!"
#TSA #securitytheater
April 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
What even is the logic of that, if any? Why can't I bring a big water bottle full of iced tea onto the plane? Do they think I'm going to hijack the #plane with a refreshing beverage?
(Points water bottle spout at pilot) "Ram this plane into Trump Tower or I'll get you wet!"
#TSA #securitytheater
(Points water bottle spout at pilot) "Ram this plane into Trump Tower or I'll get you wet!"
#TSA #securitytheater
Matt Parker's Harvard talk covers fake security measures - like this ineffective lock. Seen security measures that are show not substance? Worth a watch. [1 hr] bryl.link/hvi #securitytheater #cybersecurity
June 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Matt Parker's Harvard talk covers fake security measures - like this ineffective lock. Seen security measures that are show not substance? Worth a watch. [1 hr] bryl.link/hvi #securitytheater #cybersecurity
Millions of users' sensitive data exposed, because that's not a thing. Google's latest 'mitigation plan' involves telling users what's happened. Business as usual, really.
#GoogleBreach #SecurityTheater #MitigationPlan
#GoogleBreach #SecurityTheater #MitigationPlan
April 4, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Millions of users' sensitive data exposed, because that's not a thing. Google's latest 'mitigation plan' involves telling users what's happened. Business as usual, really.
#GoogleBreach #SecurityTheater #MitigationPlan
#GoogleBreach #SecurityTheater #MitigationPlan
Security Is Everything (Except The Password)
#programming #security #Cybersecurity #Passwords #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/security-is-everything-except-the-password-esem
#programming #security #Cybersecurity #Passwords #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/security-is-everything-except-the-password-esem
April 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Security Is Everything (Except The Password)
#programming #security #Cybersecurity #Passwords #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/security-is-everything-except-the-password-esem
#programming #security #Cybersecurity #Passwords #Securitytheater
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/security-is-everything-except-the-password-esem