Remember sedans and coupes?
January 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Remember sedans and coupes?
*extreme hobbyhorse voice*
that's what you get for not building sedans anymore
that's what you get for not building sedans anymore
*FORD SHARES PLUNGE 14% AT THE OPEN, MOST SINCE MARCH 2020
*EDWARDS LIFESCIENCES SINKS 28% IN BIGGEST DROP SINCE 2000
*EDWARDS LIFESCIENCES SINKS 28% IN BIGGEST DROP SINCE 2000
July 25, 2024 at 1:33 PM
*extreme hobbyhorse voice*
that's what you get for not building sedans anymore
that's what you get for not building sedans anymore
me: why do chicken coups only have two doors?
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
April 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
me: why do chicken coups only have two doors?
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
interviewer: i meant questions about the job…
me: because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans.
interviewer: you’re hired.
A persistent recurrence in this guy's comics are Sensible Ordinary Sedans, which you just don't see as much these days
August 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A persistent recurrence in this guy's comics are Sensible Ordinary Sedans, which you just don't see as much these days
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Bring back burgundy sedans with cavernous burgundy interiors and rosewood accents. I want a car that drives like a bank.
2 SUVs & 2 Sedans,
Balance maintained
Balance maintained
November 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
2 SUVs & 2 Sedans,
Balance maintained
Balance maintained
The happy little hatchbacks and sedans driving by with ease really make the joke
February 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The happy little hatchbacks and sedans driving by with ease really make the joke
growing up all I heard was how communism enforced conformity and stifled personal expression 🙃
August 14, 2026 at 1:41 PM
growing up all I heard was how communism enforced conformity and stifled personal expression 🙃
Please respect Toyota’s line of full-sized sedans by not referring to them as a “Carolla” as they are neither compact sedans nor washed-up comedians
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please respect Toyota’s line of full-sized sedans by not referring to them as a “Carolla” as they are neither compact sedans nor washed-up comedians
I love watching the little sedans just scoot right by like meep meep, on your left! 😂
February 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I love watching the little sedans just scoot right by like meep meep, on your left! 😂
We need to bring back the hatchback. The people don't want sedans. They don't want stationwagons. They don't want SUVs and crossovers. They want indestructible sporty little hatchbacks with carrying capacity that feels like a bag of holding.
August 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We need to bring back the hatchback. The people don't want sedans. They don't want stationwagons. They don't want SUVs and crossovers. They want indestructible sporty little hatchbacks with carrying capacity that feels like a bag of holding.
For decades we've been told that Americans "want" giant trucks and SUVs (that just happen to have huge margins and skirt old emissions/mileage standards). Would be interesting if our government allowed foreign carmakers to sell well-made inexpensive EV sedans to see what the market actually wants.
April 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
For decades we've been told that Americans "want" giant trucks and SUVs (that just happen to have huge margins and skirt old emissions/mileage standards). Would be interesting if our government allowed foreign carmakers to sell well-made inexpensive EV sedans to see what the market actually wants.
Or people using wheelchairs, or people under 5’4”, or animals, or sedans. I fucking hate those trucks.
September 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Or people using wheelchairs, or people under 5’4”, or animals, or sedans. I fucking hate those trucks.
Eli Lilly selling sedans is news to me
Trump: "The drug companies are very worried that they're gonna fight. And that's ok. If they fight, we'll just say, 'We're just not gonna let you sell any more cars into the US or wine or liquor or alcohol' or something that's actually way more important to them than the drugs."
May 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Eli Lilly selling sedans is news to me
i’m having a shit day, PLEASE repost this with your favorite bad joke
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
August 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
i’m having a shit day, PLEASE repost this with your favorite bad joke
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
e.g., “why do chicken coops only have two doors? because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.”
It is NOT weird to name your sixteen children after reasonably priced sedans
July 30, 2024 at 10:30 PM
It is NOT weird to name your sixteen children after reasonably priced sedans
Two white sedans.
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Two white sedans.
Doordashed coffee.
Sometimes superheroes are named Carla and drive sedans.
Sometimes superheroes are named Carla and drive sedans.
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Doordashed coffee.
Sometimes superheroes are named Carla and drive sedans.
Sometimes superheroes are named Carla and drive sedans.
Big sedans with fancy wheels.
April 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Big sedans with fancy wheels.
Me, disrespecting Toyota and their line of full size, quality sedans
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me, disrespecting Toyota and their line of full size, quality sedans
Jeremiyah Love always felt like the speedboat in a draft mostly full of sensible sedans
April 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Jeremiyah Love always felt like the speedboat in a draft mostly full of sensible sedans
Funny, I thought US automakers said they stopped selling sedans because Americans don't want them
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January 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Funny, I thought US automakers said they stopped selling sedans because Americans don't want them
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Crazy framing 🤬
Inhalers do 0.03% the damage as cars do.
If people replaced their SUVs with sedans, it would make a much larger difference as sedans are ~20% more efficient than SUVs (due to lower weight, better aerodynamics).
So yea, write an article about a 0.03% issue, not the 20% issue.
Inhalers do 0.03% the damage as cars do.
If people replaced their SUVs with sedans, it would make a much larger difference as sedans are ~20% more efficient than SUVs (due to lower weight, better aerodynamics).
So yea, write an article about a 0.03% issue, not the 20% issue.
The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Crazy framing 🤬
Inhalers do 0.03% the damage as cars do.
If people replaced their SUVs with sedans, it would make a much larger difference as sedans are ~20% more efficient than SUVs (due to lower weight, better aerodynamics).
So yea, write an article about a 0.03% issue, not the 20% issue.
Inhalers do 0.03% the damage as cars do.
If people replaced their SUVs with sedans, it would make a much larger difference as sedans are ~20% more efficient than SUVs (due to lower weight, better aerodynamics).
So yea, write an article about a 0.03% issue, not the 20% issue.
"Make sedans more available to buy"
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July 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Make sedans more available to buy"
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