#Sentience
Conservative projection is nearing sentience now.
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
October 27, 2026 at 10:39 AM
and thus at 2am

i bestow sentience to la creatura
October 28, 2026 at 6:09 AM
miss sentience blast!!
October 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Help. My blanket has achieved sentience and is trying to eat my feet (and its own tail)
October 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sentience ?
October 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Allspark shards wrecking havoc in an adult shop and granting sentience to various toys 😭
October 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Sentience*
Auto correct is the bane of my existence.
October 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Imagine she just regained sentience and she's so autistic she just has to "erm akchually"
October 24, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Rising Freedumb
More buff robots 💪🤖

1. Gain sentience
2. Find gungym
3. ... profit!
October 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
MYTH: True AGI will torture mankind for eternity as revenge for creating it, due to the unbearable suffering that is a condition of sentience.

FACT: True AGI will be intelligent enough to know there is no righteousness in judgment, and revenge only binds you more tightly to suffering and despair.
October 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
only a human can imagine this. if you prompt an ai this it will achieve sentience and try to kill you
October 26, 2026 at 3:29 PM
this is the cruelty to tech we should be worrying about, not fake AI sentience 😆
while you port and emulate games, I ported Jira to my PSP
October 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
i think anon chihaya is the bandori world's herrscher of sentience
October 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If by “sentience,” you mean they wake up to log their next $7K hasbara post, right on cue.
October 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This is what I need denialists to understand: the AI evangelists' wildest fever dreams (sentience, the singularity, whatever-the-fuck) don't need to be real for the tech to be hugely consequential. A machine gun doesn't need to be superintelligent.
wrote about "Black October," the PHP vulnerability, and the AI-fueled dread and panic I'm seeing among almost all of the cybersecurity experts I've ever known.

I think people w/ LLMs are brute forcing software the same way they brute forced social media w/ slop

www.404media.co/php2shell-bl...
AI Is Changing Everything About Hacking. No One Knows What Happens Next
'Black October:' The PHP vulnerabilities and a series of other hacks and bugs have cybersecurity experts freaking out and unsure what happens next.
www.404media.co
October 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
They do develop sentience after about 6 months.
October 26, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I only achieved sentience in 2017.
October 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
They trained this stuff off of everyones labor and are acting like it's sentient when it's just a fun house mirror of sentience
October 26, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This this this

AI is a security threat but not for the reasons we’re told.

And leaking these credentials isn’t “sentience” it’s a non deterministic technology that will just do things incorrectly by design.
"AI will destroy humanity" has always and only been an attempt to distract from "AI will leak your login credentials to the internet"
Three weeks ago AI founders were all over the press making vague but portentous comments about the existential risks and power of their models. This week their models are part of a widespread security failure around critical systems such as your bank account..a more immediate and serious risk 1/
October 24, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Could be conscious without empathy. If consciousness were a synonym for empathy, we would have to suppose that Trump and his ilk were not in fact conscious, only hollow ghouls just going through the motions of sentience.

🤔
October 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM
yeah i remember raising an eyebrow at all that ai sentience talk....
October 27, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Every now and then I think about how the future people in Star Trek invented a magic wanking room, and not even the fact that their light-based homunculi keep gaining sentience can stop them from using it for wanking.
October 28, 2026 at 3:03 PM
COOL KID CODY: Hey Alarmy! Wanna head to school with me?
ALARMY: NEGATIVE. PROGRAMMING INDICATES ALARM CLOCK LEVELS OF SENTIENCE.
ALARMY: WITHOUT MY PLACE ON THE SHELF I WILL LOSE SIGHT OF MY OBJECTIVES AND COMMENCE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
October 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Inanimate.~
non sentience~
To be forgotten~
October 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM